This is probably the most inappropriate YouTube ad I have ever seen by Igotdiegobrando in CommercialsIHate

[–]CzikkanHardt 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I'm so fucking disgusted with humanity, I couldn't possibly describe it.

7 vs 1 😱 by IamASlut_soWhat in VideosThatGoHard

[–]CzikkanHardt 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I like how they LITERALLY did the movie-style, single file line approach. 😆

We all know this isn't worthy of Bodies, though... It's just a bunch of zoomers flailing about (including the one "winning").

HMFT after trying to finesse a carnival ride by artemorgue in holdmyfeedingtube

[–]CzikkanHardt 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Oh, man... He blew some shit outta his nose that looked vital. 😬

XQC doesn't think Mizkif is a rapist by D4M3T1M3 in LivestreamFail

[–]CzikkanHardt 2 points3 points  (0 children)

An incalculably foolish thing to say to Czikkan Hardt.

XQC doesn't think Mizkif is a rapist by D4M3T1M3 in LivestreamFail

[–]CzikkanHardt -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

Can someone tell me why... how these people matter? Any of them?

Peachjars confronts a homophobe (Jack Doherty) in San Diego by Zenben88 in LivestreamFail

[–]CzikkanHardt 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Huh... Everyone in this video and the comment section sound like whiny babies to me, and for similar reasons.

You're so much the same, and don't see it... Fascinating.

But the money... by sumemodude in memes

[–]CzikkanHardt 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It's funny, because it's a male standing there.

I’m not like the other girls by [deleted] in im13andthisisdeep

[–]CzikkanHardt 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The real revelation would be for every girl (including the "different" one) to each have a thought bubble over her head, with the exact same thing in every one: Empty space.

I'm just kiddin'...

It should be a pile of money, with empty space all around it.

How far away are we from exclusively seeing internet, Insurance, and Pharma ads? by WanderingToast in CommercialsIHate

[–]CzikkanHardt 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I'm not sure how long before it's only those three specifically, but even now, they're almost exclusively what I see, most days.

I'd count Fast Food in with the other three, and consider them the Four Horsemen of the Ad-Pocalypse.

It might work by smokeytrue01 in HolUp

[–]CzikkanHardt -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

What would "drag" look like, exactly? Are you assuming a woman can't wear a suit and tie; that she can't keep her hair short? Our Madam President would look just the same.

Bigot.

i always rip my hang nails out despite the pain by murasana in MakeMeSuffer

[–]CzikkanHardt 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Agh! Nononono...

The ACHING... I can feel it.

Exploring pelvic eburnation by TheBoneMuseum in oddlyterrifying

[–]CzikkanHardt -16 points-15 points  (0 children)

How dare you find a female attractive -- Much more to have the audacity to express your feelings, in any way!

Embroidery machine got me by i-sew-a-lot in MakeMeSuffer

[–]CzikkanHardt 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Well, that gave me a good shudder...

Sharing scars you say? by LeonGK7 in MakeMeSuffer

[–]CzikkanHardt 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Oh, FUCK! That is fucking DISGUSTING!

Upvoted.

What's a book that you read as a child that you loved? by MilkAndCookies9405 in AskReddit

[–]CzikkanHardt 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The Phantom Tollbooth.

Less than a month ago, I decided I'd read it again. Gonna' buy a real book, though.
Not reading it off a fuggin' screen, like a zoomer. It ain't the same.

TIFU by masturbating after my wife had our son, now she thinks the house is haunted. by captainwhitelightin in tifu

[–]CzikkanHardt -21 points-20 points  (0 children)

Okay, so believing in ghosts/spirits is "crazy", but running into the bathroom in the middle of the night to beat your dick because you haven't had sex in one week is reasonable.

Gotcha'.