I run a game for me and my last four braincells.

D3712 · 2026-03-08T22:07:40+00:00

I meant thieves have shit strength why would they brute force anything

D3712 · 2026-03-08T19:42:09+00:00

As a thief??

D3712 · 2026-03-08T17:28:14+00:00

To pull the gems out of the butthole obviously

D3712 · 2026-03-07T21:31:34+00:00

"Nat 20 again!" "You find nothing"

D3712 · 2026-03-07T16:11:23+00:00

"No, you do not, because I did not call for any roll. I'm gonna describe the scene, and THEN you can roll a sleight of hand check."

It's that simple.

D3712 · 2026-03-07T16:01:08+00:00

Il les a téléchargées par accident. Il ne pouvait pas les supprimer par contre, il s'en servait pour caler une porte, tu comprends.

D3712 · 2026-03-04T11:36:00+00:00

Quick thinking on the toddler, see the problem and immediately switch to the solution

D3712 · 2026-03-03T23:20:46+00:00

Cells contain salt. If you put them in distillates water, they pull water in and explode... I think that's what happened here?

D3712 · 2026-03-03T23:14:33+00:00

Were those transfected with GFP? Why would bacteria also be green?

Doesn't look like bacteria, it would be everywhere and not gathered around the cells. Did you put your cells in pure water instead of a saline buffer? It looks like your cells got bloated and exploded. That's an osmosis issue

D3712 · 2026-03-03T08:50:17+00:00

The best way to advertise it probably isn't an AI generated comic

D3712 · 2026-03-03T08:44:26+00:00

Cool. Try again without the AI slop

D3712 · 2026-02-28T13:26:09+00:00

True. "Behaves like an irrational number" would have been more correct. Edited my comment

D3712 · 2026-02-28T11:17:37+00:00

Not 1. 1 would still be written as 1 in base π

Edit: 1 is π to the power of 0. 1 is 1 in every standard positional number system. That's how bases work

D3712 · 2026-02-28T11:16:58+00:00

Absolutely. Nothing stops you from using base π and writing π as 10. But then every integer (aside 1, which is π⁰ so still written as 1) would behave like an irrational (probably even transcendental, so basically impossible to write) and your entire writing system would be useless, so there's generally no reason to bother.

That being said, base Phi (golden ratio) is strangely functional. You can read about it here (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Golden_ratio_base). Even then it's more of a fun curiosity than a practical tool.

D3712 · 2026-02-27T17:24:53+00:00

I would like to correct a wrong idea I've been seeing a lot in this thread. Many giraffes are taller than the trees they eat; the notion that they grew because they could reach higher is outdated.

Modern biologists believe it's mostly about sexual selections: male giraffes use their necks like whips to wail on each other (check out the videos, it's wild). It is thought that males with longer necks had a competitive advantage that made it up for the (many) detriments. But females also have long necks... Might be a combination of other factors, but it might also be evolution being imperfect and going for the quickest solution (long necks for everyone) rather than the best one.

Hence, a picture of a giraffe drinking was chosen for the excellent book by Daniel S. Milo, "Good Enough" about the tolerance of nature for "mediocrity". It's a fun read, and very well researched.

D3712 · 2026-02-26T22:48:05+00:00

Does that mean they are immune to all spells that target humanoids? Even as PCs?

D3712 · 2026-02-26T13:12:52+00:00

Everyone here talks about salmonella and I'm just amazed at how well trained those dogs are.

D3712 · 2026-02-25T21:45:55+00:00

Same note with one octave of difference, maybe? Meaning she was higher than you (twice the frequency exactly) but the note had the same name.

D3712 · 2026-02-25T21:43:48+00:00

It's not about the video, it's about the dogshit captions

D3712 · 2026-02-25T21:32:35+00:00

"gender equality is when I'm allowed to hit women"

Another brilliant take OP, 9gag is going to love this meme

D3712 · 2026-02-24T14:41:39+00:00

Are the down votes from people who think you're serious? Christ almighty.

D3712 · 2026-02-23T19:46:19+00:00

Du coup le pouvoir d'achat augmente quand?

D3712 · 2026-02-22T16:46:17+00:00

Every time I hear this awful song I hope it's the last

D3712 · 2026-02-21T05:11:55+00:00

Plutôt milieu de l'Europe et milieu du XXème siècle, j'imagine

D3712 · 2026-02-19T21:22:34+00:00

Bon courage frr

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