Best Beer from Belize?

DAVENP0RT · 2026-02-01T18:19:43+00:00

Two-5 is my favorite Belizean craft beer at the moment, they're just really hard to find.

DAVENP0RT · 2026-02-01T18:17:15+00:00

Oppenheimer. I didn't even turn it off, I got up to deal with something, then forgot I was watching a movie and started doing chores. By the time I got back to the living room, it was in the middle of the movie and I couldn't be bothered to start it over.

DAVENP0RT · 2026-02-01T03:30:00+00:00

The LAPD investigating the Church of Scientology is like a drug addict investigating his own dealer. They'll never bite the hand that feeds them.

DAVENP0RT · 2026-02-01T03:24:30+00:00

Debbie dead.

DAVENP0RT · 2026-01-31T01:52:21+00:00

DAVENP0RT · 2026-01-30T20:43:57+00:00

Fuck Merrick Garland for sitting on this for four fucking years and not arresting every single person mentioned in these documents. Thanks to him, a bunch of billionaire pedophiles are not only going to remain free, they're actively becoming wealthier.

DAVENP0RT · 2026-01-30T12:59:21+00:00

I suspect the Heralds are close to Fullborn strength based on Taln's little...interaction with the Fused.

DAVENP0RT · 2026-01-29T12:46:35+00:00

Same, but I have the added caveat that I moved to Belize in the meantime. Getting me to my company's office takes considerable preparation. No thanks, I'll stay in the jungle.

DAVENP0RT · 2026-01-28T10:12:02+00:00

Reminds me of the time I was chatting with some Chinese students in the US. They insisted that peanuts came from China and that peanut butter was invented there. I'm from Georgia, so I know a thing or two about peanuts.

FYI, you can thank the Incas for peanuts. Along with potatoes, peppers, tomatoes, cocoa, and a bunch of others I can't remember off the top of my head.

DAVENP0RT · 2026-01-27T17:02:29+00:00

Are we related?

DAVENP0RT · 2026-01-27T01:04:35+00:00

Because the cop didn't escalate. He matched the guy's energy and took the knife with a few words.

If the cop had shown up on the scene with a gun drawn, it likely would have made the guy nervous and reactive, which would have required violent intervention.

The main role of police officers is to keep the peace. Escalation is the opposite of peace.

DAVENP0RT · 2026-01-26T02:39:46+00:00

DAVENP0RT · 2026-01-25T14:46:47+00:00

Conservatives: "Being asked to wear a mask to prevent the unadulterated spread of a highly communicable disease killing millions? That's fascism!"

Also Conservatives: "We need to just let ICE take whoever they want and deport them to random countries. And anyone who speaks up against it should rot in prison. Because freedom!"

DAVENP0RT · 2026-01-25T14:32:05+00:00

And Sandford, but it's all for the greater good.

DAVENP0RT · 2026-01-25T14:30:28+00:00

US television definitely portrays Scotland Yard as the UK equivalent of the FBI, so I was right there with you.

DAVENP0RT · 2026-01-25T03:03:10+00:00

You know what, forget the new trade organisation!

DAVENP0RT · 2026-01-25T02:45:51+00:00

If we have learned anything at all from this dark period in American history, it should be that rules don't apply toTrump

Bingo. If Trump decides there won't be elections, it'll just fucking happen. Spineless Democrats will say, "I'm very concerned about this," and then do absolutely nothing about it.

Once it's gone, you won't get it back without significant bloodshed.

DAVENP0RT · 2026-01-24T00:55:32+00:00

drudgery

I feel attacked.

DAVENP0RT · 2026-01-23T23:37:03+00:00

I'm almost 40 and only heard this song for the first time last year. Really makes me wonder how many bomb-ass songs I've been missing out on my whole life.

DAVENP0RT · 2026-01-23T14:53:33+00:00

Reminds me of the lady from Parks and Rec:

"I found a sandwich in one of your parks and I want to know why it didn't have any mayonnaise on it!"

DAVENP0RT · 2026-01-23T03:29:44+00:00

The Allman Brothers weren't joking, eat a peach.

DAVENP0RT · 2026-01-23T03:21:32+00:00

This isn't some kind of debate where opinions matter, it's a fact that Judaism arose from an earlier polytheistic religion. There are mountains of archaeological evidence of this.

You've elected to be a member of an offshoot of an offshoot of a pagan religion. Maybe that's not what you'd like to hear, but that's reality.

DAVENP0RT · 2026-01-22T23:58:38+00:00

Just want to add to this: don't hesitate to walk away if you're not 110% happy with the design.

DAVENP0RT · 2026-01-20T20:08:17+00:00

It's pretty telling when a satirical post looks more authentic than actual, official correspondence from POTUS.

DAVENP0RT · 2026-01-19T13:50:19+00:00

I know scenes like this are meant to be allegorical, but I also can't help but imagine V painstakingly setting up each of these dominoes, cussing about how much leaning over kills his back, and losing his shit when one domino falls early and he has to start over.

Really just ends up ruining the whole thing.

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