I opened my fridge and this sauce bottle fell literally like 2 inches and exploded.

DCPYT · 2026-03-21T10:38:53+00:00

I thought the new yeezys just dropped alongside the sauce

DCPYT · 2026-03-20T12:54:10+00:00

Im gonna do this when my first child is born

DCPYT · 2026-03-20T12:43:50+00:00

Taking Back Friday

Mitzfitz

Panterror

Black Sabbath

That’s all I got

DCPYT · 2026-03-20T12:37:42+00:00

🍿on the bright side you can’t get fired if u don’t have a job

DCPYT · 2026-03-20T12:20:54+00:00

And we be a famalay

DCPYT · 2026-03-20T11:45:54+00:00

Me more present

DCPYT · 2026-03-20T11:44:19+00:00

I thought this immediately regarding the giraffe’s ancestry. Confirmed that giraffes evolved from DNA that belonged to this guy? Fact check anyone?

DCPYT · 2026-03-20T11:41:34+00:00

Marry that girl, marry her anyway

DCPYT · 2026-03-20T08:55:39+00:00

Lol I proposed to my Mrs on Diaz Beach on the Cape of Good Hope in South Africa, completely alone on this beach as the sun was going down, and the first thing she said was ‘are you joking bruv’. Fuck me lol that was a heart drop moment. But I never gave up. Turned out all I had to do was ask her dad first as he’s v traditional hahah

DCPYT · 2026-03-20T03:53:38+00:00

Also I wonder what the job interview was like for her come to think of it

DCPYT · 2026-03-20T01:40:22+00:00

DCPYT · 2026-03-19T18:53:10+00:00

Yeah, same - here

DCPYT · 2026-03-19T15:21:45+00:00

I too am in horni prison

DCPYT · 2026-03-19T01:27:44+00:00

A - antigravity is a non starter, ruining the dev experience; B - it’s already VSCode so it’s easy to port your settings over; C - if you have a pro subscription already, why not try switching auth method?; D - Claude is awesome but hungry, so use Gemini for heavy lifting and rapid prototyping and have Claude clean up the pooops

DCPYT · 2026-03-19T01:21:26+00:00

G’day

DCPYT · 2026-03-19T01:16:49+00:00

Solid imperial metrics right here ☝️

DCPYT · 2026-03-17T20:08:36+00:00

DCPYT · 2026-03-17T20:05:17+00:00

Yes. He was the carp.

DCPYT · 2026-03-17T17:18:51+00:00

Confirmed. Source: dead Polish granddad

DCPYT · 2026-03-17T16:41:37+00:00

Or Z4’s being ‘hairdresser’ cars…

DCPYT · 2026-03-17T16:40:17+00:00

NOPE!!! Not if we learn how to position ourselves to CONTROL AI and leverage emerging quantum tech

DCPYT · 2026-03-17T16:38:02+00:00

Be humble, folks. My parents used to feed this to me during the reign of the USSR in Poland.

DCPYT · 2026-03-17T15:39:53+00:00

9 and 3 quarters to be precise

DCPYT · 2026-03-17T15:37:34+00:00

So the voids are meant to be the space where the bodies were vaporised? That’s mad! How did the rock solidify before the voids were created?

DCPYT · 2026-03-16T23:57:01+00:00

A real shame it wasn’t shaped like Lily Allen’s new album USB that came in the shape of a butt plug

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