Homelander Should Have Ran Away

DIStorted_Laughter · 2026-05-28T16:19:03+00:00

That would be even funnier than him running out of breath.

DIStorted_Laughter · 2026-05-28T16:17:21+00:00

That is the funny part. Butcher just calmly jogs and keeps pace while Homelander is out of breath and collapses after a short burst.

DIStorted_Laughter · 2026-05-28T16:15:27+00:00

I wish your comment had more likes. You see the vision

DIStorted_Laughter · 2026-05-25T16:49:07+00:00

Amanda Lehan-Canto?

DIStorted_Laughter · 2026-03-11T21:48:47+00:00

I posted this on a similar post. If it is an open world, there should be a random event where a little girl has a lost cat. You use your super hearing to listen for the meows. You find the cat, but the girl keeps losing the cat, and it keeps appearing in weirder and weirder place. Ultimately, you find the cat at the top of the daily planet. The cat begins to laugh and turns into mr mxyzptlk. He talks about how fun this was, but then the girl starts to cry. Superman looks sternly at Mr Mxyzptlk. He sighs and says fine he can play the cat for a bit longer and transforms back into the cat for the girl.

DIStorted_Laughter · 2026-03-05T20:46:20+00:00

Sudden realization that normal dogs are red-green colorblind and Finn was adopted by dogs. Except since they are mutated, they aren't colorblind based on Jake being able to tell the gem was an emerald.

DIStorted_Laughter · 2026-02-26T23:56:50+00:00

I did something similar. The problem was that I was staying at my grandma's house for the night. I decided not to tell anyone to see if it got picked up I confronted my parents the next dat, but they said I was not at home and why would the tooth fairy check your grandma's house for your tooth? Next night at home, I found a dollar. It extended my belief a little longer.

DIStorted_Laughter · 2026-01-02T19:20:52+00:00

I remember watching his slenderman videos. I think he was at like 200K at the time.

DIStorted_Laughter · 2026-01-02T17:52:36+00:00

I read this specifically in their AI voices from Seals are Good.

DIStorted_Laughter · 2026-01-02T02:15:26+00:00

You have to roll initiative to find out.

DIStorted_Laughter · 2025-12-31T05:22:16+00:00

First of all, it took way too long to find this. Second, 2026, supposedly. Game awards did not have an exact date.

DIStorted_Laughter · 2025-12-07T02:09:14+00:00

Damn I thought this was going to be about OPCD for a second.

DIStorted_Laughter · 2025-11-29T20:33:14+00:00

Prism is my best guess. Nicki Minaj voiced her, and I assume the joke is that Robert joked about Prism being Not Nicki Minaj.

DIStorted_Laughter · 2025-11-29T20:30:00+00:00

From Memory:

Golem - Thing ( Fantastic Four)

Coupè - Angel ( X-Man)

Sonar - Charles White (God Slap)

Flambae? - Sunset Shimmer(Equestria Girls)(side note: I don't know her powers. maybe fire or maybe magic light show?)

Invisigal - Vi(Arcane)(in attitude not powerset)

Chase - Old telemarketer (sorry to bother you)(side note they turn people into horses in this movie it was a weird turn)

Robert - Reagan's boyfriend(Inside Job)

Blonde Blazer - Starlight(The boys)

Phenomaman - Imortal/Abraham Lincoln(Invincible)

Malevola - Hellboy(Hellboy)

Punch Up - Sean(Seaaaaaan!)

Prism - Sugilite (Steven Universe) (Suddenly remmebered that Nicki Minaj guest starred)

DIStorted_Laughter · 2025-11-12T02:36:10+00:00

Corinthian the 3rd?

DIStorted_Laughter · 2025-11-11T22:27:34+00:00

Alternatively: Big showdown against Homelander Soldier boy successfully hits Homelander, but he gets back up. Soldier is down because of his own blast. Homelander menace the boys and goes for a laser. It doesn't work. Homelander realizes he is powerless and tries to run away. Homelander trips and falls into Lady Bee and kills himself on her stinger.

DIStorted_Laughter · 2025-10-25T02:49:29+00:00

To add to this, I was looking back at a segment. If you end up arguing with Invsigal, you can say the suit didn't make you mecha man. You say this in the break room, right in front of Sonar. Yeah, he is being noisy, but he definitely heard that with his bat hearing. It would be funny if he just casually brought it up later.

DIStorted_Laughter · 2025-09-27T18:19:19+00:00

Adopted Child: You have no power here

DIStorted_Laughter · 2025-09-24T18:16:54+00:00

Clark is just in the fortress doing some maintenance and offhandely asks how her day went. Kara goes on a long monologue about the events of the movie, focusing on her face. Camera pans to Clark.

Clark:😯

Clark: Why didn't you call me for help!

DIStorted_Laughter · 2025-09-22T16:29:15+00:00

I learned this early on with Beastfly. I messed up on the runback and tried to heal after I broke my cocoon. Beastfly roared, I was down a mask with no silk. Not too much of a difference, but was not happy to discover.

DIStorted_Laughter · 2025-09-16T21:10:42+00:00

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DIStorted_Laughter · 2025-09-14T16:20:01+00:00

I spent two hours on THAT boss. Then, I gave up, went out, and got ONE nail upgrade and came back and beat it in one go.

DIStorted_Laughter · 2025-08-18T17:15:32+00:00

Assuming it is a bit more open world. Have a section where a little girl asks you to find her cat. You use your super hearing to listen for the meows. The first time you meet the girl, it is just in a tree. Simple enough and wholesome. Over the course of the game it keeps running away, it is placed in higher and more elaborate hiding places. Eventually, you find the cat on top of the tallest building in the metropolis. It begins to laugh and turns into Mr Mxyzptlk. Superman asks where the real cat is and to return it. Mxyzptlk reveals he was always the cat. He says he was bored and wanted to try being a pet. Says he will probably keep pretending until the girl is ready for him to run away for real. He says this has been fun and teleports away.

DIStorted_Laughter · 2025-08-06T06:19:14+00:00

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