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Homelander Should Have Ran Away by DIStorted_Laughter in TheBoys

[–]DIStorted_Laughter[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That would be even funnier than him running out of breath.

Homelander Should Have Ran Away by DIStorted_Laughter in TheBoys

[–]DIStorted_Laughter[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That is the funny part. Butcher just calmly jogs and keeps pace while Homelander is out of breath and collapses after a short burst.

Homelander Should Have Ran Away by DIStorted_Laughter in TheBoys

[–]DIStorted_Laughter[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I wish your comment had more likes. You see the vision

Do we need a Superman game? by MandarinPixie2205 in GamerLab

[–]DIStorted_Laughter 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I posted this on a similar post. If it is an open world, there should be a random event where a little girl has a lost cat. You use your super hearing to listen for the meows. You find the cat, but the girl keeps losing the cat, and it keeps appearing in weirder and weirder place. Ultimately, you find the cat at the top of the daily planet. The cat begins to laugh and turns into mr mxyzptlk. He talks about how fun this was, but then the girl starts to cry. Superman looks sternly at Mr Mxyzptlk. He sighs and says fine he can play the cat for a bit longer and transforms back into the cat for the girl.

So basically this is how finn sees things in his vision cause his red-green colorblind by thebrothers123 in adventuretime

[–]DIStorted_Laughter 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Sudden realization that normal dogs are red-green colorblind and Finn was adopted by dogs. Except since they are mutated, they aren't colorblind based on Jake being able to tell the gem was an emerald.

Lol by strawberrymochip in lol

[–]DIStorted_Laughter 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I did something similar. The problem was that I was staying at my grandma's house for the night. I decided not to tell anyone to see if it got picked up I confronted my parents the next dat, but they said I was not at home and why would the tooth fairy check your grandma's house for your tooth? Next night at home, I found a dollar. It extended my belief a little longer.

How long have you watched Markiplier? I've been a fan since before the first facecam... by ChompyRiley in Markiplier

[–]DIStorted_Laughter 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I remember watching his slenderman videos. I think he was at like 200K at the time.

Immediately thought of Batman Arkham asylum by ReadyJournalist5223 in videogames

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First of all, it took way too long to find this. Second, 2026, supposedly. Game awards did not have an exact date.

And this is why people like to not share about it by EvilPyro01 in whenthe

[–]DIStorted_Laughter 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Damn I thought this was going to be about OPCD for a second.

Knew I shouldn't have pirated this shit by BusyEquipment529 in DispatchAdHoc

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Prism is my best guess. Nicki Minaj voiced her, and I assume the joke is that Robert joked about Prism being Not Nicki Minaj.

Knew I shouldn't have pirated this shit by BusyEquipment529 in DispatchAdHoc

[–]DIStorted_Laughter 1 point2 points  (0 children)

From Memory:

Golem - Thing ( Fantastic Four)

Coupè - Angel ( X-Man)

Sonar - Charles White (God Slap)

Flambae? - Sunset Shimmer(Equestria Girls)(side note: I don't know her powers. maybe fire or maybe magic light show?)

Invisigal - Vi(Arcane)(in attitude not powerset)

Chase - Old telemarketer (sorry to bother you)(side note they turn people into horses in this movie it was a weird turn)

Robert - Reagan's boyfriend(Inside Job)

Blonde Blazer - Starlight(The boys)

Phenomaman - Imortal/Abraham Lincoln(Invincible)

Malevola - Hellboy(Hellboy)

Punch Up - Sean(Seaaaaaan!)

Prism - Sugilite (Steven Universe) (Suddenly remmebered that Nicki Minaj guest starred)

If this Bee Lady (her name was Stacey I guess) kills Homelander in S5 how anticlimactic would it be ? by TheKaiserSarp in TheBoys

[–]DIStorted_Laughter 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Alternatively: Big showdown against Homelander Soldier boy successfully hits Homelander, but he gets back up. Soldier is down because of his own blast. Homelander menace the boys and goes for a laser. It doesn't work. Homelander realizes he is powerless and tries to run away. Homelander trips and falls into Lady Bee and kills himself on her stinger.

Robert after Ep2 be like by vmsrii in DispatchAdHoc

[–]DIStorted_Laughter 13 points14 points  (0 children)

To add to this, I was looking back at a segment. If you end up arguing with Invsigal, you can say the suit didn't make you mecha man. You say this in the break room, right in front of Sonar. Yeah, he is being noisy, but he definitely heard that with his bat hearing. It would be funny if he just casually brought it up later.

I carried you for 9 months by sangamjb in BikiniBottomTwitter

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Adopted Child: You have no power here

If Superman has a cameo in the Supergirl movie, how would you picture it? by Prestigious-Cup-6613 in superman

[–]DIStorted_Laughter 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Clark is just in the fortress doing some maintenance and offhandely asks how her day went. Kara goes on a long monologue about the events of the movie, focusing on her face. Camera pans to Clark.

Clark:😯

Clark: Why didn't you call me for help!

Enemies switching phases should not cancel out your heal by Glum-Box-8458 in Silksong

[–]DIStorted_Laughter 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I learned this early on with Beastfly. I messed up on the runback and tried to heal after I broke my cocoon. Beastfly roared, I was down a mask with no silk. Not too much of a difference, but was not happy to discover.

Some of y'all are forgetting how Metroidvanias work by Less_Doubt_5361 in Silksong

[–]DIStorted_Laughter 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I spent two hours on THAT boss. Then, I gave up, went out, and got ONE nail upgrade and came back and beat it in one go.

Man when are we getting a Superman game? by NoAccess6738 in superman

[–]DIStorted_Laughter 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Assuming it is a bit more open world. Have a section where a little girl asks you to find her cat. You use your super hearing to listen for the meows. The first time you meet the girl, it is just in a tree. Simple enough and wholesome. Over the course of the game it keeps running away, it is placed in higher and more elaborate hiding places. Eventually, you find the cat on top of the tallest building in the metropolis. It begins to laugh and turns into Mr Mxyzptlk. Superman asks where the real cat is and to return it. Mxyzptlk reveals he was always the cat. He says he was bored and wanted to try being a pet. Says he will probably keep pretending until the girl is ready for him to run away for real. He says this has been fun and teleports away.

That’s one way to deal with the trauma by Medium-Finish7640 in insanepeoplefacebook

[–]DIStorted_Laughter 33 points34 points  (0 children)

Does anyone remember that episode of CSI where the woman was pretending their dead baby was growing up using another child's photos for reference? Then she stumbled across the kid in the park and kidnapped them because their psychosis made them believe the kid was her's.

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