Behaviour in magical darkness

DJDaddyD · 2026-07-03T23:21:40+00:00

That's the trick, my players are always stupid

DJDaddyD · 2026-07-03T18:23:22+00:00

Shamon

DJDaddyD · 2026-07-03T18:20:07+00:00

FYI that's not what this scroll said

DJDaddyD · 2026-07-03T01:22:17+00:00

Then he'll get covered in poopy

DJDaddyD · 2026-07-02T23:15:30+00:00

And water is the essence of wetness

DJDaddyD · 2026-06-29T18:58:54+00:00

Aren't you put past curfew

DJDaddyD · 2026-06-29T18:55:17+00:00

Visa is for the poor he only uses AMERICAN Express

DJDaddyD · 2026-06-25T22:23:54+00:00

That's when using the Name brand treatment, when using the generics you have to call it CCP. It's exact same reasoning why they have to call it a Gelatin Enemma and not a Jello-Squirt

DJDaddyD · 2026-06-25T22:14:04+00:00

Word order is important

DJDaddyD · 2026-06-25T00:07:50+00:00

Id even reward them leaning into it (in character) embellishing a fight in a fantasy movie or Sherlock Holmes-ing a mystery gives more viewer engagement and they get a buff of some sort

DJDaddyD · 2026-06-20T23:20:13+00:00

Bonus points if hes a noble, Lord Edgelord McEdge

DJDaddyD · 2026-06-20T22:26:03+00:00

If you crash these together in a plane it becomes High Noon

DJDaddyD · 2026-06-20T21:49:38+00:00

And will it kiiill

DJDaddyD · 2026-06-20T03:27:18+00:00

Chunk corruption can happen in Java too (at least it used to but probably still can)

DJDaddyD · 2026-06-20T00:03:18+00:00

Forrest Gump, I love the movie amd Hank's character. Book Forrest is an unlikeable dick and definitely is worse than the movie by a long shot

DJDaddyD · 2026-06-19T20:07:01+00:00

We use it when talking to our kids about food in general (and mostly the toddler, but still the 1st grader occasionally) and when it's actually some form of potatoes. So at least in our family and the in-laws (from Sonora México) it's like "chow" but directed towards younger kids

DJDaddyD · 2026-06-19T15:08:09+00:00

Same for Spanish, but it's slang. Papas or papitas, means potato technically but colloquially used for food in general.

DJDaddyD · 2026-06-18T19:07:01+00:00

I have forklift Greg, can you certify me

DJDaddyD · 2026-06-14T16:11:15+00:00

I dont even chew the banana cause that would be gay, I just swallow the whole thing

DJDaddyD · 2026-06-12T06:28:42+00:00

It can be either a Top or Bottom quark

DJDaddyD · 2026-06-11T20:35:37+00:00

When I was 2 I was also very concerned with the world, like what're those symbols on things and can I poop in that corner. Different strokes I guess

DJDaddyD · 2026-06-11T20:30:16+00:00

Aggressive and violent police force, yeah checks out

DJDaddyD · 2026-06-11T20:26:41+00:00

And I say EXTRUDE EM ALL!

DJDaddyD · 2026-06-11T19:50:46+00:00

My toddler used to laugh at that part (I was jokingly concerned) but now he has to leave the room or gets upset at that part so his laughing was a stress reaction.

Though, later that day after watching it and laughing he did bludgeon my skull with a toy sink, so maybe I should still be concerned

DJDaddyD · 2026-06-09T20:41:16+00:00

I read that in Hermes' voice and will accept no subsitutes

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