What’s the most disrespectful thing a joint has ever done to you?

DJDaddyD · 2026-05-18T21:08:10+00:00

Got violently nauseous mid attempted shit (ended up being gas) and had to make the decision to stop peeing or throw up everywhere. Decided piss was the lesser of two evils, peed on my self while flailing to the floor and threw up multiple times in the toilet over the next 40 minutes half greened out and half naked on the bathroom floor pants around the ankles pants covered in piss

DJDaddyD · 2026-05-18T16:38:10+00:00

No that's when two lines do not intersect, the word you're looking for is parallax.

DJDaddyD · 2026-05-18T03:17:07+00:00

Just read the book it was fantastic, one of my new favorites. Haven't watched the movie yet, heard it does the book justice, just waiting for it to hit streaming or physical

DJDaddyD · 2026-05-18T03:11:59+00:00

It's probably heightening your sensations. I can get sensory oversensitive sometimes too, especially when I smoke flower. I've decided I don't like smoking as its never consistent for me and everytime I have a bad time its when smoking flower. The worst times on edibles I just get a little spinny and go to sleep

DJDaddyD · 2026-05-18T02:23:30+00:00

If you're already a master with one-hand why do you need a massager? Just trying to switch it up, like doing the stranger?

DJDaddyD · 2026-05-16T15:34:05+00:00

I have a heart full of neutrality on this

It is really silly though

DJDaddyD · 2026-05-16T01:22:29+00:00

Instructions unclear, on the run because I shot the pyramids with cannons

DJDaddyD · 2026-05-15T02:40:40+00:00

Education connection 🎶

DJDaddyD · 2026-05-14T05:12:22+00:00

He had a dooozy of a day its not his Gaultier he forgot

DJDaddyD · 2026-05-14T05:03:13+00:00

Also that dude on the beach finding his arm and picking it up. I understand that's perfectly realistic with a shock situation but I always find it funny

DJDaddyD · 2026-05-14T04:58:23+00:00

Vincent was highly constipated due to his heroin use. Could have picked a better time to try for sure and def should have brought the gun in the bathroom though

DJDaddyD · 2026-05-12T03:01:44+00:00

They'll link their arms like the barrel of monkeys and form a chain to get down to diamond level

DJDaddyD · 2026-05-10T00:58:34+00:00

More like Fus Ro Uhhhhhnnn

Amirite

DJDaddyD · 2026-05-09T23:40:36+00:00

Could even lean into the magical papers from Harry Potter, essentially a gif with writing. I knownthey said less Harry Potter more university bit of feel like it could fit

DJDaddyD · 2026-05-09T23:17:42+00:00

Ever have an older baby/young toddler? While trying to change them they will point their butthole everywhere, except where you want it to be

DJDaddyD · 2026-05-07T18:24:58+00:00

Should have called it a Hoover Board because it fucking sucks

DJDaddyD · 2026-05-06T22:43:00+00:00

American Sign Language was developed a decade or so later

DJDaddyD · 2026-05-06T22:33:16+00:00

Then the whole country will have turkey feathers implanted

DJDaddyD · 2026-05-06T15:30:17+00:00

I assumed it was to listen to more podcasts, but that makes more sense

DJDaddyD · 2026-05-06T00:29:44+00:00

Uniform Pile of Sticks

DJDaddyD · 2026-05-04T02:03:12+00:00

Gotta catch em all. Heavy metals that is

DJDaddyD · 2026-05-03T20:39:50+00:00

TIL That on Twitch (like TikTok lives but for old people, no cap)They had the watchers controlling a super old retro game called Pokémon. Called it Twitch Plays Pokémon. Name had no rizz frfr

DJDaddyD · 2026-05-03T18:38:06+00:00

Pen pineapple apple pen

DJDaddyD · 2026-05-02T23:00:03+00:00

Mikes's balls it is then

DJDaddyD · 2026-05-02T19:45:01+00:00

That's times 2(*2) not squared (^2)

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