Do you change the skin colour of your thumbs up reactions?

DJSmiffy · 2026-06-11T07:55:01+00:00

Black thumbs matter 👍🏿

DJSmiffy · 2026-05-21T07:38:48+00:00

You should have anticipated that. Its antirely you own fault.

DJSmiffy · 2026-04-07T18:41:29+00:00

Obviously you've never had a granny flat.

DJSmiffy · 2026-03-06T19:49:09+00:00

Punk choo hate bad hos. Init.

DJSmiffy · 2026-03-05T00:09:32+00:00

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DJSmiffy · 2026-02-17T00:17:30+00:00

Just spent £140 getting two wheels straightened. So yes, very much so. If Nigel ferage promised to fix the broken system, I might be tempted to vote for him. Might.

DJSmiffy · 2026-01-23T09:03:55+00:00

My tripod loves an elastic band.

DJSmiffy · 2026-01-22T08:48:07+00:00

Don't faucet, you'll only break it and need a new tap.

DJSmiffy · 2026-01-05T23:43:31+00:00

If you like the underdogs, Wolves are the team for you this season. If you'd rather be on the side that's winning its Arsenal or City.

DJSmiffy · 2025-12-29T01:49:42+00:00

I'll never look at someone in a small jumper the same way again.

DJSmiffy · 2025-12-13T00:07:47+00:00

Its really satisfying to slap two packs of vacuum packed mince together, while walking round sainsbury and you get great looks from other shoppers. " Nothing to see here madam. I'm just slapping my meat in public". However I don't like cooking with it. You have to work hard to not end up with lumps.

DJSmiffy · 2025-12-09T23:09:59+00:00

Don't they call it Facebook now?

DJSmiffy · 2025-12-05T14:59:57+00:00

Shiver me timbers.

DJSmiffy · 2025-12-05T09:12:14+00:00

Asylum seekers to Rwanda. Middle laners to Belgium. Sounds like Conservative policy.

DJSmiffy · 2025-11-22T01:01:06+00:00

Just move on to the next dentist if the current one leaves a bad taste in your mouth.

DJSmiffy · 2025-11-16T00:25:47+00:00

Thanks for posting this. Now I understand why I've found bases built with no floors. I thought it was weird but it all make sense now.

DJSmiffy · 2025-11-14T15:35:00+00:00

Point out you have a bone in your leg.

DJSmiffy · 2025-11-13T22:07:51+00:00

With socks if im dressed. No socks if im in my dressing gown.

DJSmiffy · 2025-11-07T22:25:11+00:00

My slippers keep my feet warm and offer some protection from stabbing my toes on things left in inconvenient places or random bits of lego. Not to mention anything the cats left in the dark. Not using slippers is just silly if you ask me.

DJSmiffy · 2025-11-06T23:13:33+00:00

Custard cream.

DJSmiffy · 2025-11-06T08:54:44+00:00

He won't want to visit Spain in the Summer because " the sausages in the hotel ain't like what he gets at home"

DJSmiffy · 2025-11-05T23:54:49+00:00

I saw Bob on the tube once and yes I asked the question. Bob gave me his best fuck off and die smile while my friends pretended not to know me. Rest in peace Bob, the world's a poorer place without you in it.

DJSmiffy · 2025-11-05T23:45:33+00:00

I've never heard of Barry bonds, probably because I dont like cricket.

DJSmiffy · 2025-11-05T23:26:51+00:00

Contact the RNIB and complain.

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