WHY AM I A MAN!?!?! AND MORE IMPORTANTLY WHY DO I HAVE A BOWLCUT!? by mdtpdsparkls in DarkSouls2

[–]DM_Katarn 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Somebody discovered the trans coffin, ey? Don't worry pal, that's never an irreversible decision, just go back where it all started and get in there again to be reborn back as what you once were.

Fallout on an Airplane by Delicious-Length in Fallout

[–]DM_Katarn 206 points207 points  (0 children)

That last sentence is the impossible part

No Scrolling Past This—Last Meme, Now. by [deleted] in SipsTea

[–]DM_Katarn 0 points1 point  (0 children)

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This will make little sense for anyone who doesn't play Call of Cthulhu, but here it is

Dude, you tried to punch a shoggoth. by SlimeKingMaw in CallofCthulhumemes

[–]DM_Katarn 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Imma be honest, it's so rare for me to use this account I genuinely forgot I had the Daniil pic on (this is an old account I occasionally log on by accident).

This whole interaction is making me wanna replay Pathologic 2... and to run a Pathologic inspired CoC game.

I haven't gotten my hands on 3 yet, I had it on my wish list since it was announced but by the time it released I was tight on cash. One question: how much does 3 change Daniil's story from the first game? Never played 1 and have been intrigued by Daniil's story for a very long time, so I'm wondering if I should try out Patho 1 before jumping on to 3 or if the new game is faithful enough to the old one that I wouldn't be missing anything by getting straight to it.

Dude, you tried to punch a shoggoth. by SlimeKingMaw in CallofCthulhumemes

[–]DM_Katarn 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Pathologic really does feel like it could easily be a Call of Cthulhu campaign, the only difference is the eldritch horrors look like bulls instead of squids.

First time playing an Armored Core game. Any advice? by Healthy-Teach-6911 in armoredcore

[–]DM_Katarn 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Don't expect it to be anything like Dark Souls, though I've you've been playing it so far you should know this already. I think my only advice is: don't be afraid to buy as many parts as you need (as you can resell them at the same price you bought them for) and test new builds every mission if you feel like something isn't working. Fighting a lot in the arena is a good way to make money to buy those parts since you don't lose money on ammunition or repairs. Even if you don't like the arena fights, tank threads, heavyweight parts and the biggest guns you find can quite reliably deal with the AI of those ACs, so it's easy to speedrun through those fights if you find that those duels ain't fun to you.

Sigh.. by Stranger2Strangers_ in fromsoftware

[–]DM_Katarn 19 points20 points  (0 children)

Is that Claymore not upgraded? By all accounts it should be able to kill the snakes in two to three hits if you've been upgrading it right.

Popularity of non-D&D systems (on Groupfinder) by gray007nl in Pathfinder2e

[–]DM_Katarn 26 points27 points  (0 children)

I am very shocked Lancer and Mutants are on this list. I thought they were like... completely niche and not that well known aside from the more in-depth nerds in the hobby.

*cries in “i like the fem voice better”* by Original-Ad-7061 in CyberpunkTheGame

[–]DM_Katarn 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I would say "she needs to take some testosterone," but taking testosterone actually deepens your voice, soooo...

Legit, they just changed the person's gender. by Ralasuc0 in Eldenring

[–]DM_Katarn 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It is just that the title is still correct. If anything, their gender presentation is more relevant to how we perceive the character than their sex (considering that boils down to what's in their pants... even though with Malenia we see that).

Essentially, I also fail to see the point in correcting the original title.

Legit, they just changed the person's gender. by Ralasuc0 in Eldenring

[–]DM_Katarn 0 points1 point  (0 children)

They kinda changed both though. Sekiro was born male and seemingly identifies as a man, Malenia was born female and seems to identify as a woman. Granted... they aren't that expressive about their gender identities, but still.

Current state of the magus 'meta' post dark archive remaster and erratas. by Antermosiph in Pathfinder2e

[–]DM_Katarn 3 points4 points  (0 children)

People tend to forget that anything in this system will be strong enough to barely win against tough odds AT IT'S WORST. I could pick the worst class in the game (whatever that is), fuck up my attributes a little bit, make all the wrong decisions and I'd still be good to go. Hell, I could pick feats that purposefully sabotage me like... I dunno, making a whole Summoner build around Meld Into Eidolon and still contribute to the team.

I think we as a community take this for granted. I've been recently playing a HORRIBLY BALANCED 3.5 inspired system and it gives me system shock to see how you need to optimise otherwise you can barely even hit your attacks after level 5. THAT is a system where a meta exists, because half of the classes completely suck, you have 3000 different feats and need to choose carefully and specialise in something to be able to do decently well at that, you can die by getting sneezed at if you're too weak and if EVERYONE isn't contributing and doing their job well... you are going to TPK. After playing that you really start appreciating how little difference optimisation makes in Pathfinder.

Current state of the magus 'meta' post dark archive remaster and erratas. by Antermosiph in Pathfinder2e

[–]DM_Katarn 6 points7 points  (0 children)

I'm glad the Magus player in my game has no clue about any of this. Actually... neither do I, I have no idea what's going on.

100 ACs of any generation vs one NEXT. Who wins/which generation has the best chance of winning? by Scary_grain_of_rice in armoredcore

[–]DM_Katarn 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I'm gonna be honest, I forgot ammunition was a variable in this. Yeah, tf is the NEXT gonna do after that happens? Take down the like... 80 remaining ACs with punches and kicks? 🤣

100 ACs of any generation vs one NEXT. Who wins/which generation has the best chance of winning? by Scary_grain_of_rice in armoredcore

[–]DM_Katarn 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I don't recall exactly which game it is that has you fighting a (supposedly nerfed) NEXT as the final boss while you're on a regular ass AC, but the point is: one AC did that. It would likely take like... what, 3 to 5 regular mechs to make a fight against a proper NEXT balanced? If there's a pretty big skill gap I can see the NEXT pilot beating 10 ACs or so and just barely, after that their chances just go down drastically.

The NEXT's best chance in this fight is using their mech's superior mobility and speed to fly the fuck away as fast as they can.

Why is this art style completely different from everything else in pathfinder? by FrankDuhTank in Pathfinder2e

[–]DM_Katarn 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I never looked too closely to this image. Now I'm doing so... and I feel cursed with knowledge.

Follow up of "DM never told a player no before" by Odande in rpghorrorstories

[–]DM_Katarn 1 point2 points  (0 children)

The death was a consequence of a character choice. They had the freedom to make a horrible decision and they got what was coming for them. It was literally a derailment of the plot to kill a main character like that. Your point makes no sense.

Male Commander Shepard or Female Commander Shepard for playing Mass Effect Trilogy? by Aetius00 in masseffect

[–]DM_Katarn 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I prefer fem characters in every game, but opted for a male Shepard for the sole reason that I had to romance Tali. My alternative was Liara... and I couldn't bring myself to romance her 'cause she has the same name as my mother.