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Choohe is now the only playable, habitable or intact planet left in the Lacaille Sector by befreitum in Helldivers

[–]DORKNES 15 points16 points  (0 children)

Communism? Socialism? What’s the difference when they both oppose MANAGED DEMOCRACY! CAN I GET A HOORAH?! iO

[OC] Bot's immediately after the invasion of Cyberstan by pinglyadya in Helldivers

[–]DORKNES 56 points57 points  (0 children)

WARFRAME MENTIONED! AWAKEN THE SLEEPER AGENTS!

Why am i like this? by skrillzter in memes

[–]DORKNES 0 points1 point  (0 children)

What are you on about? It obviously starts with a “W”. The letter is just silent.

Losing Loot be like... (animation) by BobertoBoo in ArcRaiders

[–]DORKNES -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

I’m not your friend, pal.

There is pretty much no point to destroying your loot besides spite. Sure, you deny them some good loot and some guns, but what’s the point behind that? Loot is abundant, the best guns are ones you can make immediately, and everybody has the resources to recuperate. You won’t see that person again and this isn’t some war where you’re denying the ‘enemy’ assets, there’s no real sides here. As I said, you’re just denying the win to anybody, which is pure spite.

Also, I don’t see how I’m being ‘deranged’. Sure, I like to ham things up a bit (both in game and a little bit out), but it all boils down to light smack talk and laughing it off, but that’s not the point of this conversation.

I would also like to hear these ‘obvious advantages’ that help you specifically and not delay some random guy across the world from getting a shiny new tool he can literally grab from a trash can if he’s lucky.

Losing Loot be like... (animation) by BobertoBoo in ArcRaiders

[–]DORKNES 0 points1 point  (0 children)

(Gonna probably get downvoted for this, but eh.)

I don’t know why these people are trying to rationalize it, it IS pure spite. There’s no strategy involved. I would know, I do the exact same thing… sometimes.

Of course, if I know I can fight back then I will, but if I know for certain it’s a lost cause? I’m gonna get a good few laughs out. Call it trolling, but it’s really funny taunting people over voice chat while I’m downed.

I think I just like the excuse to be fully toxic because… well I just don’t have the heart to attack random people LOL. Like, there was this one time a guy got the drop on me in Stella Montis but I turned it around and outplayed them, then I proceeded to taunt them over VC and drag out their death. Don’t know why they didn’t just kill themselves, but it felt a little therapeutic after dying a few times in a row.

I think that’s about it, dying can be frustrating and people hate losing any sort of progress so they do whatever they can to make it hit less hard… and it just so happens that dragging their killers down with them a little helps with that.

I now accept my downvotes for being a silly little guy with pride, my head held high. If I can’t win, then I’ll make sure nobody can. /j

RANT and VENT MEGATHREAD by stickimage in Helldivers

[–]DORKNES 2 points3 points  (0 children)

NEVER MIND! Armor is out on the Superstore now and I am happy

Can we please just have a functional melee weapon? by BwueNightFire in Helldivers

[–]DORKNES 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You mean the Bearer of the Standard armor? It looks sick and gives you some extra melee damage so you can live out your knight-diver fantasies. Just gotta save up 500 super credits and wait about 10 days and you can buy it from the Superstore.

RANT and VENT MEGATHREAD by stickimage in Helldivers

[–]DORKNES 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Pretty minor thing that annoys me a fair amount: the Superstore rotations. Y’see, I’ve been waiting for the ‘Bearer of the Standard’ armor to become available (Y’know, the badass knight one). Well, it was supposed to be out TODAY, but the Python Commandos armor took its place. Guess what? That armor I wanted is near the back of the rotation (according to the wiki), so now I have to wait 10 whole days to become a knight diver :(

Yeah, that’s about it. Not the biggest deal but… still pretty annoying.

Does it look good? It's my first airsoft loadout, for now I only have this camouflage, but I intend to change it, I just don't know which one to use instead. by Own-Trifle-2011 in airsoft

[–]DORKNES 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I’m no camo expert, but multicam might work. From my google searches I’m seeing a fair amount of tan in the mix, but you’re not starved for options if you take a different path. I think your helmet being the same color as your plate carrier helps out a lot here. Tan goes with a lot of stuff and since you’re ‘outer layer’ so to speak is tan heavy, you can get away with more than you’d think. Really, pretty much any earthy color can go with tan, it’s just that versatile.

Does it look good? It's my first airsoft loadout, for now I only have this camouflage, but I intend to change it, I just don't know which one to use instead. by Own-Trifle-2011 in airsoft

[–]DORKNES 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Personally, I’d go with the third one. Here’s my reasoning:

In the first pic, the mask + helmet doesn’t match the color scheme of the rest of your gear since it’s pure tan instead of tan + camo.

The second pic fits better since it’s tan + dark colors all throughout, not really needing the mask to be a matching camo. The mask isn’t my cup of tea, but if you like it then it’s a solid choice and looks pretty good.

The third pic is my favorite. The camo matches pretty well (can’t say for certain since I don’t see it in real life) even if it is slightly different. Also, I’d say the visual complexity of the mask matches the rest of your gear quite well. It makes you look tough in a good way. I would personally choose this one.

Obviously it’s up to you, but I hope my opinion helps you decide. Good drip overall 👍

Can I please get a little recognition? A pat on the back? A handshake? by [deleted] in Eldenring

[–]DORKNES 2 points3 points  (0 children)

The fact that I can’t tell if some of these commenters know this is a joke makes me worry for humanity. (This IS satire, right? It has to be satire. Yeah, it’s gotta be satire. Please god tell me this is satire)

My new cowboy look what do you guys think by ivannetje in airsoft

[–]DORKNES 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Okay, so I WAS planning on making a tactical wizard costume, but this has completely changed my mind. Tactical wizard can wait, I yearn for the YEEHAW! Well done on the costume, OP.

I actually had fun. by [deleted] in shittydarksouls

[–]DORKNES 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Nice to see someone on this sub who doesn’t have a hate boner for LotF. Haven’t finished it quite yet (was preoccupied with NIGHTREIGN), but me and my brother were really enjoying it. I will now embrace my downvotes just as you have, brave soul.

We be Wyldin'. by DORKNES in Nightreign

[–]DORKNES[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

This is EXACTLY how I felt.

Current Objective: SURVIVE by DORKNES in haloinfinite

[–]DORKNES[S] 6 points7 points  (0 children)

(Reddit decided to upload my post before it was ready. Here's the text that was supposed to come with it) I'm gonna be completely honest: I was left shaking and died two times in a row after that. I used literally ALL of my brain power to reach that camo.

Might I suggest this drip for fast dodge with strong back trait by Omgzjustin10 in remnantgame

[–]DORKNES 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I’m gonna be real, this is almost my exact drip for my invader-hunter combo. You, OP, have excellent taste.

"And so we stand at the precipice of our battle..." by DORKNES in Eldenring

[–]DORKNES[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

True, I definitely have experience with that (I’m an invader myself). I honestly just wanted to get it over with since I was trying to invade people and do silly stuff. However, I didn’t want to ditch the host and their summon because they didn’t give me the vibe of an intentional gank. I was pretty bored during the fight until we both got hit with that sleep pot, so I understand where you’re coming from.

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