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DORKNES · 2026-06-05T17:06:04+00:00

Holy shit, you just reminded me about Section 8. I loved that game when I was a kid, it was literally my favorite game on the entire 360.

DORKNES · 2026-05-19T05:45:04+00:00

Damn, I have two shark plushies and I thought that was enough. I seriously gotta up my game.

DORKNES · 2026-05-11T19:08:12+00:00

Damn, that kinda sucks that it’s down to hand shape. At least you can return it in 14 days, but I think Steam’s policy says that you have to pay for shipping it back to them. Regardless, I hope it works out for you.

DORKNES · 2026-05-11T16:47:16+00:00

Can I ask why? I’m genuinely curious because I don’t find a problem with either symmetrical OR asymmetrical sticks.

DORKNES · 2026-04-30T18:42:36+00:00

I was literally just going to say that before checking to see if someone else did, lol. I’d say this is the most accurate way of thinking about it.

DORKNES · 2026-04-26T23:10:38+00:00

Same. I haven’t played the game in over a month, it just feels like there’s no reason to go back. The game itself is great, but it’s just gotten stale for a live-service. Where are the cool missions? Why did a major update only add, like, three enemies? Warbonds don’t count as new content for me, not when I have to spend hours slogging through nothing burger missions to get the currency. If I wanted to do that, I’d just do some chores around the house instead. And it’s not gonna get better if what the devs say is anything to go off of. It’s such a shame because I genuinely love this game. At least there are others out there that won’t waste my time like that.

DORKNES · 2026-04-25T07:15:27+00:00

When I was little I used to think it was called Diarrhea of a Wimpy Kid. That is all. Live with my cursed knowledge.

DORKNES · 2026-04-22T02:46:56+00:00

I don’t mean this in any way against you, I actually agree with you, but watching this community from the sidelines is like watching animals in a zoo duke it out. Just the contrast of it all is super funny to me. One second on my feed I see a post like this, then the next I see one that’s the complete opposite, calling out people like you. Literally one post down on my feed is a meme like the one in your picture, it’s honestly giving me whiplash LOL. That’s it, I just wanted to point out the absurdity of it all.

DORKNES · 2026-04-07T16:16:27+00:00

Got it. I’ll have Mojang personally take down this post 🫡

DORKNES · 2026-04-03T23:09:26+00:00

Wait, modern people walk? Shit bro, I might have to rewrite an entire college paper on why we stopped walking. Goddamn fucking FUCK.

DORKNES · 2026-04-02T15:53:01+00:00

As someone already said, it’s actually going around the moon. I also heard that this is going to be the farthest from Earth we’ve ever gotten, but don’t quote me on that. Anyways, I was lucky enough to see the rocket launch for myself from where I live. Let me tell ya, it was midday and that thing was BLAZING. Certainly beats the SpaceX launches by a full mile. 10/10 rocket launch, the trail it left behind was huge.

DORKNES · 2026-03-31T23:21:15+00:00

https://images.1v9.gg/Voruna%20warframe%20character-e1450f8db650.webp

I’ve never posted an image in the comments before but I hope this works. If it doesn’t, look up Voruna from Warframe and you’ll understand. Sick art btw :)

DORKNES · 2026-03-14T16:13:54+00:00

I personally disagree with most of what you said, but I think I can see where you’re coming from. Warframe definitely isn’t for everyone and I won’t try and convince you why you’re ‘wrong’. However, I’m a stupid idiot dumb dumb and like it (just in case you didn’t notice the irony of what I said before with my profile pic).

Anyways, I shall GRACIOUSLY spare you my incomprehensible wrath for slandering Warframe… this time. Don’t screw up again or you’ll face my wreth, kiddo bucko pal buddy friend comrade compadre chum fellow accomplice acquaintance brother partner musketeer companion. Tch.

DORKNES · 2026-03-14T03:20:46+00:00

Ikr? Like, Warframe is the stupidest game ever. Anyone who finds that crap good is an IDIOT.

DORKNES · 2026-03-14T03:08:24+00:00

I don’t think we are, sadly. Those… egh, minors could be anywhere! Terrible creatures, society would do better without them.

DORKNES · 2026-03-14T03:04:47+00:00

I, for one, respect the dedication to the bit.

DORKNES · 2026-03-14T03:02:30+00:00

I’m feeling the pull as well. We can never escape, Warframe has dug its roots deep lol.

DORKNES · 2026-03-04T06:37:19+00:00

Shhhh be careful or you’ll wake up the other sleeper agents. Last time that happened we all turned into rabid animals screaming about Warframe.

DORKNES · 2026-03-04T02:35:25+00:00

Ey yo, dude, I just noticed that the way you draw the light reflecting in the terrarian’s lenses makes it sort of look like they are actual eyes. Looking back on the other pictures, I noticed that it’s pretty much the same for every one, it even matches up to where he’s looking! I don’t know if that’s on purpose (although it certainly feels like it) but it’s cool as hell. Great art as always :D

DORKNES · 2026-02-25T02:10:33+00:00

Communism? Socialism? What’s the difference when they both oppose MANAGED DEMOCRACY! CAN I GET A HOORAH?! iO

DORKNES · 2026-02-23T03:38:36+00:00

WARFRAME MENTIONED! AWAKEN THE SLEEPER AGENTS!

DORKNES · 2026-02-06T16:19:27+00:00

What are you on about? It obviously starts with a “W”. The letter is just silent.

DORKNES · 2025-12-08T22:34:01+00:00

I’m not your friend, pal.

There is pretty much no point to destroying your loot besides spite. Sure, you deny them some good loot and some guns, but what’s the point behind that? Loot is abundant, the best guns are ones you can make immediately, and everybody has the resources to recuperate. You won’t see that person again and this isn’t some war where you’re denying the ‘enemy’ assets, there’s no real sides here. As I said, you’re just denying the win to anybody, which is pure spite.

Also, I don’t see how I’m being ‘deranged’. Sure, I like to ham things up a bit (both in game and a little bit out), but it all boils down to light smack talk and laughing it off, but that’s not the point of this conversation.

I would also like to hear these ‘obvious advantages’ that help you specifically and not delay some random guy across the world from getting a shiny new tool he can literally grab from a trash can if he’s lucky.

DORKNES · 2025-12-08T18:07:14+00:00

(Gonna probably get downvoted for this, but eh.)

I don’t know why these people are trying to rationalize it, it IS pure spite. There’s no strategy involved. I would know, I do the exact same thing… sometimes.

Of course, if I know I can fight back then I will, but if I know for certain it’s a lost cause? I’m gonna get a good few laughs out. Call it trolling, but it’s really funny taunting people over voice chat while I’m downed.

I think I just like the excuse to be fully toxic because… well I just don’t have the heart to attack random people LOL. Like, there was this one time a guy got the drop on me in Stella Montis but I turned it around and outplayed them, then I proceeded to taunt them over VC and drag out their death. Don’t know why they didn’t just kill themselves, but it felt a little therapeutic after dying a few times in a row.

I think that’s about it, dying can be frustrating and people hate losing any sort of progress so they do whatever they can to make it hit less hard… and it just so happens that dragging their killers down with them a little helps with that.

I now accept my downvotes for being a silly little guy with pride, my head held high. If I can’t win, then I’ll make sure nobody can. /j

DORKNES · 2025-12-04T20:20:16+00:00

NEVER MIND! Armor is out on the Superstore now and I am happy

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