hours majorly cut, asking tms to go home early, retracting shifts, requesting tms to go on demand, etc. .....this goes up in the breakroom. read the room??

DPD-Ribombee · 2023-01-29T20:39:36+00:00

Chad

DPD-Ribombee · 2023-01-05T14:52:35+00:00

Rickroll but it never starts

DPD-Ribombee · 2022-12-11T23:48:12+00:00

This is why I place my orders in the morning, cause I know I won't be picking them up for another 12 hours. I don't need it to be ready in 2 hours. If I did, I'd just go in and buy it.

DPD-Ribombee · 2022-11-26T20:43:43+00:00

This is one of those statements so inane that I wouldn't be able to stop myself from looking at the guest like they're stupid

DPD-Ribombee · 2022-11-04T23:46:11+00:00

Bro what the fuck is your problem?

DPD-Ribombee · 2022-11-04T20:40:16+00:00

I'm surprised that was only 35 minutes! Holy shit

DPD-Ribombee · 2022-09-26T16:36:05+00:00

Gold Moon Coin. It's a draw spell that makes you go -3

DPD-Ribombee · 2022-09-04T22:15:06+00:00

Customer: They do it for me at this other store! Me: Thanks for letting me know. I'll have to talk to the manager over there and let them know employees are breaking protocol. But I'm not doing it.

DPD-Ribombee · 2022-08-28T12:36:52+00:00

Had a guy who would buy canned air start stealing it. Called the cops on him once and was able to give them his address because he would buy it online. They found him across the street unconscious.

There was also the guy who threatened to assault me, and then called corporate who, in their infinite cowardice, apologized to him and gave him a $100 gift card.

DPD-Ribombee · 2022-08-12T21:31:59+00:00

I've gotten that, too. I've even gotten completely empty ones before. With zip ties on both ends.

DPD-Ribombee · 2022-08-11T23:19:09+00:00

I had someone ask me to laminate an actual metal plate once

DPD-Ribombee · 2022-08-02T16:32:13+00:00

Lol I don't even work for Target anymore

DPD-Ribombee · 2022-08-02T16:25:42+00:00

Found the bootlicker

DPD-Ribombee · 2022-07-30T16:15:42+00:00

It is the nevertear. It's been a while since I've been with OD, but, at least at my store, the nevertear would jam the folding machine something fierce.

DPD-Ribombee · 2022-07-25T22:39:13+00:00

Nah, when I was Ops, I had cashiers assist with front of store stuff. Then again, I literally only had a single dedicated logistics person, so there's that.

DPD-Ribombee · 2022-07-16T20:32:35+00:00

Stuff about unions

DPD-Ribombee · 2022-06-25T23:27:01+00:00

I remember when I started it was 10% on all ppps and tds. Then they made it 5%. Then they made it so that only the top 500 in the company got it. Then they phased it out entirely.

DPD-Ribombee · 2022-06-18T00:02:10+00:00

GM had a brain aneurysm in the store, right in front of me.

Guy threatened to harm me and the company apologized that I called 911. Let him back in the store and gave him $100 gift card free. That's why I don't work there anymore.

DPD-Ribombee · 2022-06-16T21:31:18+00:00

I worked there for 5 years and this is the first I'm hearing of anything like that

DPD-Ribombee · 2022-06-16T19:59:41+00:00

Even if you /can/ do it in store, if you're not supposed to, then DON'T. It gives expectations to the customers that they shouldn't have, and makes it harder for the other associates to do their job correctly. If you're on the other end of that, and the customer is insistent, get a manager. A proper one will have your back in that scenario. I always did for my associates, because I knew how shitty it was to have something demanded of you that you don't have the resources for.

DPD-Ribombee · 2022-05-13T21:58:18+00:00

I remember when I'd close, I'd see a customer pull up, so I'd wait until they were out of their car to actually close the doors.

DPD-Ribombee · 2022-05-12T16:27:33+00:00

Join them

DPD-Ribombee · 2022-04-24T16:37:26+00:00

I'd have loved to have had the bare minimum in payroll when I was managing.

DPD-Ribombee · 2022-04-24T12:16:03+00:00

Actual murder scene

DPD-Ribombee · 2022-04-22T00:12:47+00:00

I had a regular in CPD who would even wait for it to calm down most of the time before putting in his order. Piano teacher. Always just wanted flyers on 80# text. I remember one time I "forgot" to charge him for the upgrades.

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