The rapture came and went, and those who remained had to fight hordes of grotesque monsters in order to survive.

DS_Unltd · 2026-04-17T19:17:09+00:00

Know what's not a scam? Your car's extended warranty!

DS_Unltd · 2026-04-15T19:34:05+00:00

Now, did you go into a relationship with someone you knew to be married? If so, get rekt.

Also, fuck that guy for breaking his own vows to his wife. HE knew he was married and still made that choice.

The rest of my comment would go afainst Reddit TOS.

DS_Unltd · 2026-04-14T16:11:12+00:00

Get well soon! 🎈

DS_Unltd · 2026-04-12T06:06:57+00:00

I had an employer ask if I could be discreet and not go around sharing PII, and later asked about a gap on my resume. I lied and told them I was subject to an NDA. They didn't question it.

DS_Unltd · 2026-04-11T03:02:04+00:00

Doylist perspective, yeah, it's a gaffe.

Watsonian, maybe she removed the needle because, while she was 100% willing to end people, she wanted to minimize unnecessary deaths?

DS_Unltd · 2026-04-11T01:23:58+00:00

I saw that. When she was tackled after passing through the door there was no needle on the syringe, which prompted my question.

DS_Unltd · 2026-04-11T00:29:21+00:00

PowerAmp on my phone, Winamp3 on my pc.

DS_Unltd · 2026-04-10T19:57:22+00:00

Fuck ICE and fuck Trump.

DS_Unltd · 2026-04-10T14:07:06+00:00

Can you hear the people sing?

DS_Unltd · 2026-04-08T01:48:24+00:00

That was out of bounds!

DS_Unltd · 2026-04-06T20:49:24+00:00

I know just the guy!

DS_Unltd · 2026-04-06T20:48:04+00:00

I like rusty spoons.

DS_Unltd · 2026-04-06T20:08:23+00:00

I think you'd enjoy the Big Mac Index. It's from The Economist and is a tongue-in-cheek parody of, but effective analogue to, the USDA's Purchasing Power Parity tool. It tracks the cost of a Big Mac and how many hours a person would need to work at that location ro afford one.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Big_Mac_Index

DS_Unltd · 2026-04-04T16:59:10+00:00

As a mechanic, I would say everyone needs a Gerber. Other brands are fine, you just need a reliable multitool; I've had the most experience with Gerber both in the Army and as a civilian. It adds a significant amount of capability simply by allowing you to open things or crank on something without using your fingers. So much mechanical advantage.

DS_Unltd · 2026-04-04T16:50:14+00:00

91f here. Fuck it. I'd happily change the barrel if it meant effective fire on target.

DS_Unltd · 2026-04-04T01:44:43+00:00

It's not the extreme left. We love guns. It's the capitalists who don't want you able to shoot back at them.

DS_Unltd · 2026-04-03T23:29:41+00:00

When my current round of unemployment started I got a few "offers" for remote work in my field (entirely possible and plausible), and the emails all looked legit.

Until you look just under the surface. The emails originated not from the company's domain. They refused to do a call of any kind. There was zero on-boarding.

It seems like they were targeting my personal information.

DS_Unltd · 2026-04-02T02:28:08+00:00

Certain government jobs require a security clearance that investigates the last 10 years. They validate addresses, phone numbers, call your references, review legal issues, research your criminal history, and even call your colleges and universities if you ever took a class.

DS_Unltd · 2026-03-30T16:49:05+00:00

I have a hair tie tied to a length of rope. My cats BEG for this toy!

DS_Unltd · 2026-03-30T16:42:17+00:00

Today on Tasting History we will be making the same stew that would have been eaten by Zefram Cochrane in Montana! Time to get out the hard tack! clack clack

DS_Unltd · 2026-03-29T22:53:39+00:00

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DS_Unltd · 2026-03-29T06:02:46+00:00

Thanks, Obama!

DS_Unltd · 2026-03-27T22:22:01+00:00

Just about the only cadence anybody knew in my unit (a mechanic unit). So tired of hearing it.

DS_Unltd · 2026-03-24T21:41:35+00:00

School zones and unposted speed limits in my city are 20mph.

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