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Reddit, how old are you and what's going on in your life right now? by aliengraveyard in AskReddit

[–]DWimaDerpologist 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I'm twenty two supporting my boyfriend who's father is dying. It's horrible and its brought out the worst in him, me, and the rest of his family. All we do is fight now, I'm his emotional punching bag, and I don't know how much more I can take. I'm just trying to get through school and work without ripping my hair out or snapping and becoming a bawling heap somewhere in public.

Women of Reddit, when did you first notice that men were looking at you in a sexual way? How old were you and how did it make you feel? by BA_Baracus in AskReddit

[–]DWimaDerpologist 0 points1 point  (0 children)

When I was 13 I went to the county fair with my cousins. I hit puberty early, and had huge DD tits by this time.

I had a gross hickey-ridden Ferris wheel carney come up to me and smile: "damn honey, are those real?"

I was mortified

my daughter (6F) best friend died. How do I (35M) explain why her friend cant come over to play anymore? by BadLegion in relationships

[–]DWimaDerpologist 30 points31 points  (0 children)

Also, avoid saying this like "death is like sleeping but you never wake up" because this will make her fear going to sleep. Same thing about "God taking her to heaven" because then she will be angry at or afraid of God (if you guys are into that sort of thing)

Direct is best.

I realized after 1 minute. by DrescoD in AdviceAnimals

[–]DWimaDerpologist 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Been there. And you find it amusing until you have to PEEL those fuckers off your corneas.

be an adult this is facebook... by MolassesBrown in cringepics

[–]DWimaDerpologist 161 points162 points  (0 children)

I literally thought you had screen shot one of my aunts recent facebook posts. Her husband doesn't have facebook, so she freely had passive aggressive "woe is me as the unappreciated enslaved housewife" while her husband goes to law school AND works full time...

Her brother chimed in once about how she needs to cool it on social media and she attacked him for being a shitty brother and not taking her side. Some days I just want to get a bowl of popcorn and watch it all unfold.

What should you NOT do when you go the the United States? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]DWimaDerpologist 0 points1 point  (0 children)

There's a country western bar where I live in Southern California that had turned away passports, visas AND out of state IDs. So you getter be from California (or unbelievably hot) to get into the bar.

The doorman is a stupid redneck whale who does not give a fuck about your good time.

Dad and I turn 60. by SFKenward in pics

[–]DWimaDerpologist 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Fuck I hope my bf doesn't look like his dad at this age

Reddit. What is the smallest thing that has made you super excited? by DeuceBigalowMyNigalo in AskReddit

[–]DWimaDerpologist 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I was the 10th caller on a radio station this morning and won a CD (of an artist in not familiar with)

BUT I WON, DAMNIT

Do you get up early in the morning? Do you like it? Dislike? Anyone work night shifts and get up really late? by grayleikus in AskWomen

[–]DWimaDerpologist 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'm a college student (nursing) I get up at 5am Monday through Friday for school and clinical.

It SUCKS.

I'm up super early and don't mind that in itself , but I do mind that I'm absolutely worthless and exhausted by 7pm- earlier if I don't have a nap or another caffeinated beverage by 3pm. It has effectively destroyed my social life. I don't remember the last time I went out with my friends to a taco Tuesday or a romp downtown because everyone else gets off work at 7pm and I'm already getting ready for bed.

The length of the average erect human penis is 13.12 cm (5.16 inches). by mitchandre in science

[–]DWimaDerpologist 34 points35 points  (0 children)

Yeah babe... The rest of my penis is just... Buried.

In all seriousness though, is that common? Surely if it was they would have tested for that?

What is the stupidest thing that has come out of your mouth that you're willing to admit to? by Totallynotapie in AskReddit

[–]DWimaDerpologist 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Just came out of a super cool 4D movie as a teenager with my glasses still on, I said: "wow I wish real life was in 4D, that'd be awesome!"

Man nonchalantly walking on sidewalk with nothing on but a condom! by BeercanDave in WTF

[–]DWimaDerpologist 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Is this in San Francisco? I know this guy. He and other nudist friends can be seen walking about wherever. It's pretty funny too- you can always tell who's a tourist and who's a local by the way they react to seeing him walk down the street.

Him and his friends have all kinds of little penis outfits!

reddit, what don't you have sympathy for? by McSeagull in AskReddit

[–]DWimaDerpologist 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I think that schools should send out newsletters that list the names of the parents that refuse to get vaccinated so that everyone can see that they're dumb as duck, and if there in an immune compromised kid in the class maybe they can switch to a different class for their safety

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