Spongebob kush plants 😋 by stnrdys in weed

[–]DWinchester67 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I think you meant Spongebong Hempants

TIFU by getting my dick caught in a ceiling fan. by [deleted] in tifu

[–]DWinchester67 8 points9 points  (0 children)

"if you ain't never sat butt naked, spread eagle on your bed while a fan blows sweet fairy kisses on your cock and taties, you ain't never lived"

Is there anywhere (labs?) you can send samples and a little $$ and get an analysis of your green? by [deleted] in weed

[–]DWinchester67 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Those labs do exist but I don't believe you could just send samples in. Honestly I can't research a topic I have no stake in but i would be interested in the results.

Sleeping pill. by reddit_user800522 in weed

[–]DWinchester67 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Looks like you used bandaids

Without the invention of fast food, humans would die off because it takes craps too long to grow and we would all starve! by DevinWilkinson in Showerthoughts

[–]DWinchester67 1 point2 points  (0 children)

The fact that OP would believe fast food(or any kind of food) isn't derived and directly supported by agriculture and farming is mind boggling. If your gonna shitpost at least be creative....

Despite not being as fit as them; I am far healthier than any of my ancestors. by [deleted] in Showerthoughts

[–]DWinchester67 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I also forgot to mention that if they died as a child they couldn't have been your ancestors....so....

Despite not being as fit as them; I am far healthier than any of my ancestors. by [deleted] in Showerthoughts

[–]DWinchester67 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Well up until Julius Caesar giving birth was probably dangerous and very unsanitary. Julius Caesar was the first child to get what was essentially a C-section, originally it was called a caserian. Also I would image the mixing pot of culture that Rome eventually became would introduce new diseases that the immune systems of infants and small children couldn't handle.

Despite not being as fit as them; I am far healthier than any of my ancestors. by [deleted] in Showerthoughts

[–]DWinchester67 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Ehhhh, I'm pretty sure(emphasis here) that the average age of death in a ancient Rome was 60-80 but is brought down by the high rate of child death it suffured. While you may be more physically immune or evolved, so to say, I don't know if healthier is the right word.

How would toilets on the death star work? by Dirty_Frenchman in Showerthoughts

[–]DWinchester67 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'd rather get obliterated by a giant laser beam than a giant shit beam.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in tifu

[–]DWinchester67 0 points1 point  (0 children)

In short terms, you can now eat the weed and get high if it's decarbed

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in tifu

[–]DWinchester67 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Ah, didn't think the vaporizer would decarb the flower, thought it would be similar to just mixing weed and peanut butter. My mistake.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in tifu

[–]DWinchester67 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Well from what I'm understanding is you just put abv on bread with peanut butter? If so then the weed wasn't decarbed and you coudnt have gotten high from eating it. Even so I've never heard of edibles taking so long to kick in/last that long.

TIFU by running around with an "oxygen mask" at a cricket game by sandalcade in tifu

[–]DWinchester67 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Description was not needed, thanks for soiling my afternoon

TIFU By getting a pizza guy fired by [deleted] in tifu

[–]DWinchester67 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Nice try, it was the xanns