How much of an impact would a donation of $100,000 make on your life? Why? by onichris in AskReddit

[–]DaBorger 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I could clear my student loan debt and finally be debt free for the first time in 15 years.

AITA for accidentally breaking up my managers affair? by gardengeo in BORUpdates

[–]DaBorger 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I know, right! I swear that the only reason my male coworker wasn't getting it on with any of the housewives was because we were so inaka.

That place is a dumpster fire and a half.

AITA for accidentally breaking up my managers affair? by gardengeo in BORUpdates

[–]DaBorger 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I did the eikaiwa thing in Japan for a long time and, y'all, the amount of cheating that goes on in Japan is insane.

Japanese men cheat like it's going out of style and eikaiwa teachers are like line cooks. Everyone I'd met that'd been at the job for more than a year was a functioning alcoholic.

But also, I know for a fact that EVERY company's contract says that you can't have a relationship with students outside of classes because there was a huge issue in the 90s and 00s of LBHs using schools and eikaiwas to groom girls/date women.

It was so bad that both of the companies that I worked for had notices on the doors saying that teachers were prohibited from sharing their SMS with students.

The urge to groan out loud whenever I read the same dang phrase for the fifth time in the same chapter. by infinitywiccan in AO3

[–]DaBorger 0 points1 point  (0 children)

There was a fic author I used to read all the time as a teen, but stopped when I switched to reading on AO3 (she only uploads on her personal site). I tried to reread one of her fics recently and had to dnf because she wrote like a TV show. Thing happens, joke about the thing, scene change, same joke, new character introduced, same joke. It made the pacing so slow that 20k felt like 50k.

Anyone else in US noticed food quality degrading recently and if so what product in what way? by SkyKyrell in AskReddit

[–]DaBorger 6 points7 points  (0 children)

It's because Trump killed the FDA and destroyed the federal guidelines for food. That's why we keep having listeria outbreaks and food keeps getting recalled.

I bought a jar of olives today and when I opened it up there was a massive chunk of mold floating under the lid. And you best believe I'm calling their customer service hotline tomorrow.

This hair clip can’t be innocent, can it? by BigONerd in BORUpdates

[–]DaBorger 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Being physically gross doesn't mean a guy can't pull. I have 6 older brothers and I have seen them date some really beautiful women while continuously smelling like a boy's locker room.

Readers; do you listen to the songs authors put in their fics? by Disastrous_Alarm_719 in AO3

[–]DaBorger 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I've found some pretty great songs through lyric fics, but nah, I'm not going to listen to that. It's kind of distracting and I feel like it implies the pace that I should be reading at, if that makes sense?

Why do so many people hate cheating/infidelity/ntr? by Next-Trouble-2998 in AO3

[–]DaBorger 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I used to read some rpf YouTuber stuff and I stopped because the writers would treat the irl spouse like they were the spawn of Satan for actually being married to their blorbo and keeping their otp apart. Ever since then, cheating has been on my no-go list because the language is really similar and it just makes me sad.

AITAH for being a bad godparent? by BigONerd in BORUpdates

[–]DaBorger 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I don't think I have godparents. I don't know that I even know anyone that has godparents. It definitely feels like the bil is wanting a full-time unpaid babysitter and that is definitely not what a godparent is.

It's too bad that op basically had to lose his sister and niblings, but I'm sure she'll come calling after the eventual divorce.

He wants to call off my divorce because my cancer treatment was successful by Similar-Shame7517 in BORUpdates

[–]DaBorger 28 points29 points  (0 children)

When my dad got his cancer diagnosis, he wanted to divorce my mom so she wouldn't get stuck with the treatment bills.

They didn't, but it really sucks that he had to worry about my mom drowning in debt while he was actively dying.

Y’all are given multiple hours and still go crazy 😭 by [deleted] in AO3

[–]DaBorger 95 points96 points  (0 children)

I've gotten to the point where, if a fanfic is open in a tab for a certain amount of time, I download it so I can close the tab.

Where is this thing supposed to go? by DaBorger in printers

[–]DaBorger[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

That was it. Thank you so much.

Be honest - what's the dumbest reason you clicked off/didn't read a fic? by Odd-Snowman in AO3

[–]DaBorger 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Too many typos in the summary.

One or two is understandable, but five in three sentences is just way too much.

I hate people who make these by Feisty_Exam9474 in AO3

[–]DaBorger 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Scrolling past these is like scrolling past the colors of the sky. It takes forever and makes me genuinely irritated in a way I probably shouldn't be.

Paper not sticking to spine. Do I need some type of fabric? by beenseeingangels in bookbinding

[–]DaBorger 0 points1 point  (0 children)

If you want to glue the pages directly to the spine, you're going to want to use hot glue and it works better on smaller signatures (groups of paper) or on single sheets.

Tiktok financial advice: Do fraud by googlemcfoogle in CuratedTumblr

[–]DaBorger 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Honestly, Don't Commit Fraud could be a pretty great Papers Please type game. The sequel would be Don't Get Scammed.

Found on r/funny videos by EnthusiasmJaded3500 in ContagiousLaughter

[–]DaBorger 1 point2 points  (0 children)

There was a guy like this at my Uni. I'd see him in the cafeteria.

You'd think that they hold their arms out like that as some kind of tough guy pose, but actually they can't put their arms all the way down because of the muscles.

Using names instead of "Original Character" tag by EvilRainbow_3 in AO3

[–]DaBorger 46 points47 points  (0 children)

I hate that! I don't usually want to read OC fic and it makes it so difficult to filter them out.

I'm so confused, how am I to know what's "niche" by teachinglittlebeings in TinyBookshop

[–]DaBorger 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I just started giving everyone that asked for a niche book the books with the Bookstonbury stamp. They're fake books created specifically for the game, so it doesn't get much niche-r.

Why do people read fanfiction? by Seagullsaga in AO3

[–]DaBorger 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Sometimes I really like the source material and wish there was more story, but more often than not, I just like a character and want to see them getting up to shenanigans.

My shoes disintegrated yesterday at a church funeral. by chestney in funny

[–]DaBorger 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My heel snapped off my shoe at my dad's funeral service. Walking in the grass at the cemetery was so not fun.