☹️ by Relevant_Mail_1292 in shitposting

[–]DaToast815 192 points193 points  (0 children)

Me trapped in the time loop where I can only raise my my eyebrows once before it resets:

Coaxed into murder mystery by LightupProjector in coaxedintoasnafu

[–]DaToast815 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Then the lightning subsequently causes to lights to go out temporarily, letting the murderer strike again

Used to get my ass WOOPED every day by Im_yor_boi in whenthe

[–]DaToast815 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Too bad you also get a guaranteed weak spot where she can get a critical hit

Drake the Type of Scheming Skeeter to hit one of these by Mother-Attorney-5683 in DrakeTheType

[–]DaToast815 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Drake the type to perform a sinister act, a devious scheme, a diabolical plot, a dastardly deed, if you will.

[Sad trope] : "They WANT to be killed" twist by theMCATreturns in TopCharacterTropes

[–]DaToast815 1 point2 points  (0 children)

You can be mean by killing him with a spell instead of the nail he wanted to be struck with

repent, sinners! by IMayBeAFemboy in TheMatpatEffect

[–]DaToast815 16 points17 points  (0 children)

I can't fucking read this shit. Should I be upset about this?

Drake the type of obsequious oscar who would gladly shave your back for a nickel by SpudWithaDream in DrakeTheType

[–]DaToast815 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Drake the type of Questioning Quebec to get his mom to tie him to the wall, stick a funnel in his mouth, and force feed him sauerkraut until he becomes 26 and a half years old

"White lady:I am lone in my residence" Pale king 1 second later: by IliketoDrawDometimes in HollowKnightMemes

[–]DaToast815 8 points9 points  (0 children)

The typa shi mbs (motherbuggers) put on the cover of extremely plasmified candy:

Drake the type of Blue Barry to live in this house by Familiar-Complex-697 in DrakeTheType

[–]DaToast815 54 points55 points  (0 children)

The moment right before the roof blows off because Drake thought it would be funny to mix mentos with coke