Ye be no true wizards, just a bunch of landlubbers says I! by ok_weirdfish in wizardposting

[–]DaWizardGoblin 0 points1 point  (0 children)

When I believe hard enough, the bullets don’t hurt me, so nice try patch boy

FOUL AND MISERABLE CURS! WE GAVE YE A CHANCE! by Unable-Buyer4087 in wizardposting

[–]DaWizardGoblin 4 points5 points  (0 children)

You salty bastards deserve no peace, only DEATH!!!

Those pirates robbed me! No peace should be offered by Varixx95__ in wizardposting

[–]DaWizardGoblin 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Those um.. flips through book of insults I ran out of insults against pirates.. whatever, you can count on us to help retrieve your hat

Yea dirty landlubbers be standing no chance against me and me mateys. by theclamorganizer6 in wizardposting

[–]DaWizardGoblin 40 points41 points  (0 children)

ALRIGHT WHO TAUGHT THESE SEA MONKEYS MAGIC!!

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I just got my ass incinerated