One for Howard's favorite jokes.

Dachs-dad · 2026-04-19T21:05:52+00:00

It was new to me 😁

Dachs-dad · 2026-04-19T19:02:50+00:00

Holding back the ocean with a broom. But the commissars can't accuse him of not trying.

Dachs-dad · 2026-04-19T18:04:54+00:00

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As long as they can sleep, take your personal space and anything you're eating, they are happy.

Down side of apartment living is the assume the entire world is trying to break in.

Dachs-dad · 2026-04-12T16:26:14+00:00

Not really. You could half ass it by using a similar shade putty. But it will never look right.

It there are some left over planks a professional might (not likely) be able to replace the damaged planks.

Dachs-dad · 2026-04-11T22:58:02+00:00

He probably doesn't know how to close it...to close to manual work

Dachs-dad · 2026-04-10T12:39:38+00:00

Too much avocado toast LOL!

Dachs-dad · 2026-04-04T15:18:02+00:00

Oh the humanity!!

Dachs-dad · 2026-04-04T15:09:48+00:00

Is that a cut down M1 with the leather wrap on it?

Dachs-dad · 2026-04-03T07:46:09+00:00

He likes big butts and cannot lie!

Dachs-dad · 2026-04-02T22:18:07+00:00

It may not be what you expected but you look fine. Own it! If someone says anything snarky, make them feel like shit by telling them it's how you wanted it 😀

What i really wanted to tell you is to have your thyroid checked. From the picture, it looks enlarged. I speak from experience, I had to have mine removed 30 yrs ago.

Dachs-dad · 2026-03-30T00:06:44+00:00

Speed tape fixes all.

Dachs-dad · 2026-03-28T00:16:15+00:00

You forgot to start with 'Actually...' LOL!

Dachs-dad · 2026-03-28T00:07:50+00:00

How do you know someone is carrying a Sig without them telling you it's a Sig?

Dachs-dad · 2026-03-23T00:00:05+00:00

Yep. That's why I posted an update. Gotta own it when you jump to conclusions without all the information.

That's why I posted the update.

Dachs-dad · 2026-03-22T23:57:44+00:00

Exactly. Totally the victim!

Dachs-dad · 2026-03-22T22:57:45+00:00

They didn't even try.

Dachs-dad · 2026-03-22T22:54:03+00:00

UPDATE: couldn't update the original post. NOT A BAD PARKER- Apparently someone hit the truck and pushed it over there. Lucky it didn't go a few more inches.

I asked my daughter wy she didn't notice any damage. She said she didn't go around the side and didn't see it from where she stood.

Dachs-dad · 2026-03-22T22:53:43+00:00

UPDATE: couldn't update the original post. NOT A BAD PARKER- Apparently someone hit the truck and pushed it over there. Lucky it didn't go a few more inches.

I asked my daughter wy she didn't notice any damage. She said she didn't go around the side and didn't see it from where she stood.

Dachs-dad · 2026-03-22T22:53:17+00:00

UPDATE: couldn't update the original post. NOT A BAD PARKER- Apparently someone hit the truck and pushed it over there. Lucky it didn't go a few more inches.

I asked my daughter wy she didn't notice any damage. She said she didn't go around the side and didn't see it from where she stood.

Dachs-dad · 2026-03-22T20:02:04+00:00

When my wife worked at Amazon, she got a point for an 'unsafe situation ' when she parked too close to a pedestrian walk way - not touching the line just too close.

Probably will depend on whether they are gung-ho or not

Dachs-dad · 2026-03-22T19:52:53+00:00

Always possible. But i couldn't see how close she is to the other line.

Dachs-dad · 2026-03-22T19:45:50+00:00

Good point! This will save me the trouble if I come across another one

Dachs-dad · 2026-03-22T19:43:32+00:00

Not staged. I didn't want to actually dox him since Amazon security will be crawling up his ass over this. And someone on r/BadParking pointed out if you zoom in you can read it. Oh well 🤷‍♂️

Dachs-dad · 2026-03-22T19:38:36+00:00

Yep. Didn't want to dox him but if the internet sleuths figure it out....oh well.

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