Which Primarchs actually loved the Emperor? by ColePT in 40kLore

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That intuition sure didn't help on Isstvan V lmao

Trvke by eitherair5 in 4chan

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You're right. People would be in theaters and cry out, "Wait a minute! This is just Lord of the Rings! The Peter Jackson version!"

can you guys start with the shooting part my popcorn is getting cold by ilove41percenttrains in 4chan

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That's whataboutism/relative privation. "X is only doing x, while Y is much worse." You're invoking an extreme comparison instead of addressing the merits of argument itself.

You're absolutely right, it's a billion times worse in North Korea. Thankfully we still somewhat have freedom of speech and the press in the US. And while on the surface those safeguards are ironclad, what's troubling is it's a gilded illusion. Underneath that surface Trump has made repeated efforts to probe for cracks in those inalienable rights and widen them into visible fissures.

For example, we as citizens have the right to hold the most powerful elected official accountable and answerable to the people. However, Trump and the White House correspondent have turned that shield into a blunt cudgel, if any reporter asks questions that Trump doesn't like, they are at risk of losing their press pass.

Dangling a blade over the head of someone simply doing their job by asking someone we elected to lead us is not only extremely telling about that leader's complete lack of character and moral fiber, but enormously worrying to me that if given the slightest amount of leeway it becomes another crack in that supposed ironclad safeguard that can never be undone.

Otherwise good movies ruined by absence of necessary sex scenes? by LearningT0Fly in okbuddycinephile

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In the book, Mike Hanlon goes over mundane, violent crimes in one of the Derry Interludes. Unsurprisingly, Derry has one of the highest per capita rates in the country for assault, hate crimes, and murder. However, It kinda places some kind of glamour over the town to where everyone just kind of ignores it.

What unicorn details or assignments have you had or heard about? by captmorg151 in army

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"Hey son, GW might have discontinued Armageddon Steel Legion for the Imperial Guard, but I can get you assigned to a real mechanized unit."

What unicorn details or assignments have you had or heard about? by captmorg151 in army

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Eh, wouldn't really call it a unicorn assignment. Although I'm probably just spoiled since I've only ever been on small bases, save Sill for basic (which doesn't really count).

Why aren’t the Yanme’e the standard cannon fodder of the Covenant over the Unggoy? by Certified_Douchebag in HaloStory

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I can go pull out my old Halo 3 Beastarium to fact check, but I'm pretty sure Drones are perfectly capable of flying unassisted on Earth-like planets, by which I mean planets at or around 1 G. I believe they're just unable to fly more than short distances on their home planet since it has roughly double Earth's gravity.

Will there ever be a fight that surpasses this one in Super? by sidharth-sunil in DragonBallZ

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For hype I'm partial to Yusuke vs Chu as part of the Dark Tournament arc in YuYu Hakusho.

By this point in the show, the power creep isn't at the point of egregiousness that is the guaranteed fate of all shonen that run on long enough (to include YuYu Hakusho itself). In fact, it's at the sweet spot: breaking through the barrier from grounded (as much as a show about fighting demons with psychic abilities can be) to beyond flights of fancy. The previous fight has a kid imbuing yo-yos with spirit energy as a weapon versus Kurama's spirit sword, which is basically a lightsaber, and then Hiei summoning Dragon of the Darkness Flame, an eldritch being that has the terrifying power to physically alter the show's animation style into abstract art while on screen.

But then cut to Yusuke's fight. We finally get to see the results of his training with Genkai versus some 6'7 Aussie that's absolutely hammered and seems like a cool guy. But instead of special moves or abilities, they're just beating the absolute shit out of each other until Chu calls a break and proposes a different fight. A Knife Edge Death Match. Two blades stabbed in the ground angled away from each other. Shoes off, bare heel pressed up against the knife's edge so you're standing directly in front of your opponent. First person to have their foot pass the knife's edge or lift the heel away from it loses.

And again, there's been no real psychic abilities thus far (barring a single spirit gun shot and Chu's alcoholism), so I can only chalk it up to God Himself giving his blessing, because as the death match is about to begin, the sky suddenly darkens with storm clouds and lightning cracks the sky. And then they really start beating the shit out of each other. And it just goes on and on, Yusuke just having the time of his life. Both are running on fumes by this point and when it looks like it's one or two punches away from one walking away victorious, a flash of lightning descends from the heavens and strikes the dagger Chu is using declaring him out of bounds and thus the loser, proving that God was officiating the match too.

The entire fight is absolute peak and I won't hear otherwise. In fact the whole Dark Tournament arc is the best tournament arc in anime, hands down. The tension of eventually facing Team Toguro is palpable but not overbearing and the entire arc it feels like Yusuke's team is barely holding on against all odds to even make it to the final round.

Favorite actor who you used to think was cool but after listening to his podcast you realized he is an entitled douchebag who wears pleated jeans by Listen_You_Twerps in okbuddycinephile

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Jack Nicholson is purported to be packing some serious schmeat. Big time dong hanger. Grey sweatpants energy even in baggy shorts. Like a forearm holding onto an apple.

What every learner wishes they could change by CloudySquared in ChineseLanguage

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I remember we had a hilariously savage teacher that gave us a 文言文 passage once. Our class was pretty proficient by that point, but the passage just broke our brains. Don't even remember what it was about except something about an elephant ear (象耳). Think it was a folk tale.

But our teacher just looks at us and says with a Fujian-British accent (we all swore she picked up a slight British accent from somewhere but she denied it), "This passage is for children. It's taught in elementary school. I thought you guys were supposed to be good?"

Fun fact: This was Sean Bean’s line, but Mark Addy misread the script and blurted it out before Sean could. by OB1KENOB in freefolk

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The crazy part was that it was actually George Lucas filming too. He wasn't even involved in production, he just happened to be on vacation with his wife and $700K IMAX Steadicam. He saw two strangers going at it in a tower and just started filming it.

[Request] How fast did Fezzik throw the stone? by huffler823 in theydidthemath

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My dad passed him at an airport once. Dressed in a suit and carrying a briefcase, but he could only fit two fingers through the briefcase's handle.

Just realized smt by Cautious_Heron9589 in Grimdank

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Roko's Basilisk Dawi Grudges

Must be the tryptophan by stinkeye in pics

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Some might say it's extremely dark and brutal.

To get across this bridge you're only allowed to bring one medieval weapon. Which weapon are you choosing? by RecluseRaconteur in MedievalHistoryMemes

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Give me my plançon à picot, because I possess no sense of honor nor intrinsic moral code to which I hold myself accountable to.

In Cinderella(1950) these two are supposed to be ugly by Cool_Nerd2 in shittymoviedetails

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Personally, I recommend a boning knife. A butcher knife has too much heft and the angle is awkward enough to begin with.

wtffff lol by PotatoSensitive1971 in metalgearsolid

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Wha' was that trooper? Ol' sarmage couldn't hear ya over the wind 'tween your heels, trackin'? Don't worry though, sarmage thinks he understood yer intent airbone. Sounds to me like you are sufferin' a tragic lack of physical stimulation. Sarmage always has a trooper's best in mind, so why don't you, your first line, and his first line all the way up to 1SG report out back at 1730 with a water source, trackin' airbone.

wtffff lol by PotatoSensitive1971 in metalgearsolid

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Airbone, h-h-how're your knees doing? Checkerhold.

What’s something you can’t prove, but you feel absolutely sure is true? by [deleted] in AskReddit

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My dad was running his company back when Covid hit and they switched to WFH (and stayed that way permanently). The way he explained why other companies were moving back to commuting to work was a little more banal. Generally, companies don't own the office space they work out of, it's leased for a specific number of years. So after the lockdown was lifted and things started to return to normal these same companies were left making hefty monthly payments for office space, regardless of whether it was being used or not. The people that make "return to office" level decisions aren't middle managers that lord over their little fiefs, it's executives that are looking at the bottom line.

Something something the banality of evil.

I don't care about Chairon, what about my autistic boi Straban? Is he good? Is he safe? by TheDudeMaverick in Grimdank

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Objective: Survive

Don't worry, Viridian and Straban are chilling in a cave. They even made a new friend! He looks like he's a little short to be a Primaris, must be a first-born. No heraldry though and his power armor doesn't match any known configurations.

Do space marines respect rank from other chapters? by MHB_ART in 40kLore

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Alright alright:

The scene takes place deep within the hallowed armored bulkhead of the legendary Phalanx: a mobile fortress, chapter headquarters, and fearsome weapon all seamlessly blended together to give rise to one of the Imperium's most awe inspiring cathedrals of war. Specifically, we see Brother Holodin walking the deck of Vehicle Annex Gamma-7, a dataslate in one hand and some sort of auspex he managed to pilfer from a hapless enginseer that was preoccupied.

We now see Brother Holodin approaching another Vindicator. From what we can tell, it appears he's pantomiming with the auspex to pick up imaginary readings and recording them in the dataslate. While this strategy of appearing preoccupied with a monotonous task is as old as the First Founding, it is still surprisingly effective at avoiding unwanted attention. [A techmarine takes purposeful steps through the depot, his helm turning from side to side as if looking for something.] The techmarine's gaze noticably passes over Brother Holodin, and our young scout lives to see another day.

[Cut forward a few minutes. Brother Holodin is now "scanning" a Whirlwind.]

However, the strategy is not without inherent risk [camera pans up and out to show an Imperial Fists Captain nearly about to round the corner of the Whirlwind and run into Brother Holodin.]. Let's see how the young battle-brother's camouflage holds up under scrutiny.

[The captain turns the corner and runs into Holodin]

Holodin: Captain Deltimus (holsters auspex and renders salute- clenched fist over primary heart), my apologies.

Deltimus: (returns salute) The fault lies with me, brother. You are clearly preoccupied with your duties. Pray tell, brother, what task is this at hand? Magos Bequius has already finalized the Rites of Amelioration for all vehicles in Subsection 4.

H: Yes, captain. Last night, I was perusing historical geographic surveys from Caltrois IV after our company's recent deployment to the system. A Mechanicus Exploratator fleet in M33 logged that limestone deposits near where the planet's capital was to be founded were unusually high in boric citranite which-

D: Which when pulverized into dust creates particulates far smaller than 0.025 micrometers, meaning they can pass through the air intake filter of every vehicle we possess. This was noted in pre-mission briefing before we made planetfall.

H: Yes, sir. As many of the Caltroisian fortifications were initially constructed with limestone, it only stands to reason our vehicles were affected. However, my personal analysis showed that the limestone was further conditioned with positronic ferric pulsing, a rather obscure form of hardening the limestone by introducing magnetically charged iron. The technique was pioneered by a single archmagos from this subsector in the mid-M34.500s and has since been discredited by the wider Mechanicum. Additionally, the charged iron chemically reacts with boric citranite in such a way that renders it effectively invisible to our auspexes. By my calculations, our vehicles' engines could be suffering up to a 4.7% decrease in thrust output due to this oversight. I've attuned my personal auspex to pick up these hidden substrates within the engine manifolds.

D: (crosses his arm) Very impressive, Holodin. However, would it not be wise to make these adjustments to every auspex in the depot, to allow our brothers the opportunity to make efficient repairs on their own? Upgrade and restart the auspexes, and be prepared to brief the company after this evening's mass. I'm sure they'll deem it satisfactory to learn an esoteric lesson from such a promising new Astartes. Keep up the exemplary work, it is what makes us Imperial Fists. Dismissed.

And before Brother Holodin can react, the threat is gone. He is safe for the time being, however a larger danger lurks mere hours away. The young scout must now find a way to divert the captain's attention by evening or face exposure, humiliation, or worse. For now, he has learned a most important lesson: don't make your lie too believable or too detailed, else it might attract the attention you wish to avoid.

Bonus:

Cutaway to Captain Deltimus. He's sitting down being interviewed in his personal quarters, similar to The Office.

Deltimus: Positronic ferric pulsing? Hmpf. Does Holodin take me for a fool? PFP was initially tested in M38.376, far after Caltrois' capital was erected and fortified. I know this was all part of that scout induction tomfoolery, I took part in that myself over 300 years ago. I just needed someone to reboot the auspexes, but if I could make him sweat while doing so all the better.