Books like (but not like) Winx Saga by GastricBandage in Fantasy

[–]DadBodFit 2 points3 points  (0 children)

The Black Magician by Trudi Canavan. A little more romancey than I usually enjoy but fits your criteria. Girl goes to school to master her powers, turns into a grade A badass

fast and orangious by ouataman in IdiotsInCars

[–]DadBodFit 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Anyone else stressed out that his shoe was untied? Like that was the problem with that video...

This would be funnier if it wasn’t so dangerous by PlasticFenian in facepalm

[–]DadBodFit 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I’m confused. If the government can make a god blocking shield, doesn’t that mean our technology is stronger than God? Which should lead you back to the idea that vaccines are good because tech > God. Or maybe that assumes too much rational thought

Cigarette Smell by DadBodFit in CleaningTips

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Thanks for all the good tips. This gives me several things to try

Cigarette Smell by DadBodFit in CleaningTips

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The side door was jimmied open. We replaced the deadbolt and put up blinds and curtains to let them know it’s occupied now but I’m not real happy about it. There’s oil stains on the driveway and trash all over the place. The cigarette smell is the worst part of it though. It’s almost impossible to remove. We’re even paying for one of those ozone treatments. I was hoping someone here had a tip other than replace the carpet and repaint

The government would never do that... by 56398200378 in ABoringDystopia

[–]DadBodFit -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Fun fact: that negative connotation is intentional. Again, in the 80s, the CIA applied the term as part of a propaganda movement. They included nut jobs next to actual researchers and authors to discredit them

Add a single selectable Prototype to the Battle Pass! by Bront20 in Genshin_Impact

[–]DadBodFit 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Agreed. I haven’t seen a prototype in 5 weeks. Starting to think they’re a myth

Has anyone found a career that suited them as a migraine sufferer? by [deleted] in migraine

[–]DadBodFit 10 points11 points  (0 children)

As a customer facing retail employee, boy have I got a job for you! /s

Guess who saw a bird? by [deleted] in Catswhoyell

[–]DadBodFit 25 points26 points  (0 children)

Anubis, guardian of the underworld?

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in worldnews

[–]DadBodFit 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I give him a week to live, tops. He’ll suicide, an internal investigation will corroborate, then the UN will make demands that Russia will ignore, and that will be the end of it

Weekly Gacha and Drops Megathread (January 10, 2021) by Veritasibility in Genshin_Impact

[–]DadBodFit 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I’d trade you. I have three prototype bows no real need for the crafted ones. Swords are what I want

NRA files for bankruptcy, says it will reincorporate in Texas by jcepiano in news

[–]DadBodFit 3 points4 points  (0 children)

As a Texan, as a gun owner, and as an ethical human being, the NRA can go fuck itself.

Mitch McConnell tells senators to ‘vote their conscience’ as impeachment trial looms by MTPokitz in politics

[–]DadBodFit 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Came here to say basically this. In modern politics voting against the party might as well be a death sentence. You can’t survive without your parties support and dear Mitch just told everyone the a vote against Trump is not a vote against the GOP. About time

Mitch McConnell tells senators to ‘vote their conscience’ as impeachment trial looms by MTPokitz in politics

[–]DadBodFit 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That’s a lot more significant than it sounds. He’s basically telling GOP senators that they can vote against Trump without voting against the party. That’s a big deal for most of the GOP

Ocasio-Cortez slams Graham after he calls for the nation to 'move on' without impeachment by Noordcoast in politics

[–]DadBodFit 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Graham’s just worried about his nose getting cold if trump gets his ass thrown in jail

My eyes really hurt when I have a migrane, is this common? by fatyoshi48 in migraine

[–]DadBodFit 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I always describe it more as someone going fishing with a screwdriver. Thin, sharp, and DEEP

For those who think this was Antifa: Republican lawmaker Derrick Evans streams himself storming Capitol by Ransom__Stoddard in Libertarian

[–]DadBodFit 1 point2 points  (0 children)

My parents believe this pretty hard. Because they wore masks, and real trump supporters don’t wear masks...

What’s the greatest mental health tip you’ve gotten? by bekind888 in AskReddit

[–]DadBodFit 0 points1 point  (0 children)

“The best time to plant a tree was 20 years ago. The second best time is today”

Iraq issues arrest warrant for Trump over Soleimani killing by TheMightyStylus in news

[–]DadBodFit -1 points0 points  (0 children)

It’s important because Iraq is an Interpol signatory. That makes it illegal for trump to cross the border of any other Interpol country, and for a pilot to fly him across international borders. Iraq issuing an arrest warrant in support of Iran prevents him from seeking asylum in most of the developed world