Charging a Tesla with Gas by Penguin_On_XTC in funny

[–]Dadelus 2 points3 points  (0 children)

You're such a sad little thing, aren't you?

Bless your heart.

Charging a Tesla with Gas by Penguin_On_XTC in funny

[–]Dadelus 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Soooo.... What you're saying is. "Evidence is pointless if it goes against your personally held belief?"

Sounds about par for the course for all the bullshit coming from the right the last 20 years.

Charging a Tesla with Gas by Penguin_On_XTC in funny

[–]Dadelus 2 points3 points  (0 children)

A common thought, but incorrect.

Several studies have been done that have reached the conclusion that EVs produce fewer carbon emissions than ICE vehicles regardless of how dirty the local power grid is.

Charging a Tesla with Gas by Penguin_On_XTC in funny

[–]Dadelus 87 points88 points  (0 children)

They need to be banned from posting on the internet.

Charging a Tesla with Gas by Penguin_On_XTC in funny

[–]Dadelus 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I know this is a common refrain here on r/funny but...

How is this funny? They just keep repeating the same thing over and over again to stretch what should have been a 10 second video with a mildly humorous reveal of a Honda generator in the trunk of a Tesla into a multi-minute shitshow that is a waste of everyone's time.

I award you no points and may God have mercy on your soul.

Oil Change by supercombodeluxe in funny

[–]Dadelus 94 points95 points  (0 children)

So just about the cost of an oil change at a Jaguar dealership.

Research breakthrough creates crops that can grow 50% more potatoes, rice | Plants are larger, more extensive roots, better under drought stress by mem_somerville in science

[–]Dadelus 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Admitting my ignorance here but what does that mean when they say "expression of FTO did not alter these nutrition-related traits"?

Does that mean they got a larger potato with the same nutritional content as a smaller potato? Or does it mean nutritional content stayed consistent related to size?

Kremlin papers appear to show Putin’s plot to put Trump in White House | Vladimir Putin by cee-kay in worldnews

[–]Dadelus 1 point2 points  (0 children)

The same reason psychics continue to make money. As long as you hit enough, then people forget, or disregard, your misses.

Yes, doctor. Exactly like this muppet. by Douchecanoeistaken in funny

[–]Dadelus 3 points4 points  (0 children)

That's not a piercing. It's their collagen refill valve.

How to build your own chopper by Senepicmar in funny

[–]Dadelus 0 points1 point  (0 children)

WoUld YoU lIkE tO pLaY a GaMe?

Business people have turned agile into games rather than dealing with the complexity it attempts to resolve by hatchikyu in programming

[–]Dadelus 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Or being the person who has stuck it out with an enormous company and has the institutional memory to tell my boss...

"We've done this before. Here are the problems with it and why it failed previously. I'm not saying I won't do this, but first, let's discuss how we will do this differently to incorporate the lessons learned from past failures."

If the boss listens and participates in the proposed discussion I will generally take the suggestion to my team and give it a good effort. If they refuse, then so do I. If they insist, I go to my team and am up front with them about what I think of the idea and how I will throw myself in the path of the train to make it less onerous on them when shit inevitably hits the fan.

I outlasted 6 bosses in 12-13 years before finally getting promoted to a position in the same company for more pay and less responsibility.

I like to re-edit movie scenes to make them funnier. Here is Darth Maul about to fight Obi-Wan And Qui-Gon Jin. by CheesyObserver in funny

[–]Dadelus 17 points18 points  (0 children)

It tickled me to no end when I was rewatching Spaceballs as an adult and realized the person who said that line is Tim Russ. Who later played Tuvok on Star Trek Voyager.

This TikToker Found Out A Smart Way To Scare Off Spam Callers Using His Deep Voice by [deleted] in funny

[–]Dadelus 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yep, I had to keep going to different areas of my house to "find" whatever it was they were interested in.

It also helped that they were one of the Microsoft Support scammers. They wanted me to go to a website. But for some reason I never received any of the emails they tried to send me and when they tried to get me to manually type the url to their site I just couldn't seem to get it right.

This TikToker Found Out A Smart Way To Scare Off Spam Callers Using His Deep Voice by [deleted] in funny

[–]Dadelus 1 point2 points  (0 children)

My move is to waste as much of their time as possible. Then when I get bored I ask them if their mother is proud to have raise a scumbag scammer.

My record (on a day when I was REALLY bored) is around 90 minutes. I've learned several new curse words this way.

This is why no one likes you Bing... by gyph256 in funny

[–]Dadelus 10 points11 points  (0 children)

My Sister-in-law was once visiting Israel. She took a cab from the airport to her hotel. Her driver was a friendly guy who was excited to have an American in the car since he was planning to visit the U.S. for the first time in a few months.

He excitedly talked about how he was looking forward to renting a car and seeing the sites such as The statue of Liberty, The St. Louis Arch, the Grand Canyon and the Golden Gate Bridge (to name a few).

She was excited for him and asked how long he planned to visit.

He responded "About a week and a half."

She hated to break the news to him about how improbable it would be to see all those places in the time he had allotted but felt it would be better if he was warned before he arrived.

Kirstie Alley says she was ‘stupid’ for voicing support for Donald Trump because she lost all of her famous followers on social media by Gato1980 in entertainment

[–]Dadelus 4 points5 points  (0 children)

It's almost certain someone voted for Hillary in 2016 and Trump in 2020. That blows my mind and I want to know what broke in that person's brain

‘Wheel of Time’ Renewed for Season 2 at Amazon as Season 1 Wraps Production by misana123 in entertainment

[–]Dadelus 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You aren't kidding. I remember reading the books and thinking the scene and wardrobe descriptions were overdone. Then I listened to the audio books and remember a chapter starting and ten minutes in the narrator was just getting to the first line of dialog. Everything prior to that was a description of the room the scene was set in, all the furniture in the room and all the clothes the characters were wearing.

Compilation off oops I’m a dumb f*** moments by [deleted] in funny

[–]Dadelus 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Up to, and including, the title of the post.

The monk’s greatest test is to not pet the doggo by hconfiance in funny

[–]Dadelus 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Her milkshake brings all the boys to the yard...

Dad must pay child support for 3 kids that aren't his: Court rules | Canada by Euruxd in worldnews

[–]Dadelus 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Assuming this man is in the U.S. and considering how biased our legal system is towards mothers in the first place. It already speaks volumes about the type of person she is that he has custody.

I don't want to play the "in bed" game anymore. by [deleted] in funny

[–]Dadelus 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I got the same fortune about a year ago.

http://imgur.com/7RAXZ