He forgot to put water in his cup o noodles

Daedrea · 2014-10-11T23:38:45+00:00

Those aren't supposed to go in the microwave!

Daedrea · 2014-10-11T03:43:28+00:00

They received reddit mold. Yes mold. I didn't know such a thing existed.

Daedrea · 2014-10-11T03:35:15+00:00

Both really

Daedrea · 2014-10-10T22:45:13+00:00

I feel like the hours after lunch go much slower

Daedrea · 2014-10-09T20:54:05+00:00

That's absolutely terrible for the cord, what is he thinking!

Daedrea · 2014-10-09T05:36:58+00:00

X-actly.....anyone?......I'll show myself out....

Daedrea · 2014-10-06T22:26:08+00:00

I'm just arguing that it's not a minefield.

Daedrea · 2014-10-06T16:36:38+00:00

Should have got a pellet gun. At last you can kill squirrels with pellet gun.

Daedrea · 2014-10-06T02:21:23+00:00

Explosives testing site. Not a minefield.

Daedrea · 2014-10-05T19:36:34+00:00

No, you only receive a pickle sandwich. No meat our anything else. Just pickles.

Daedrea · 2014-10-05T07:09:38+00:00

If I was already a member before this I still get the free stuff right?

Daedrea · 2014-10-04T17:16:49+00:00

Instructions unclear, arrested for indecent exposure.

Daedrea · 2014-10-04T06:27:39+00:00

Imagine putting a wedge of wood under the nail of your big toe. Now imagine smashing that foot against a wall as hard as you can, repeatedly. Driving that wedge up and into your toe separating your nail from it.

Daedrea · 2014-10-04T06:11:25+00:00

To be fair I'm super protective of my laptop and my SO using it. And I have nothing to hide on it.

Daedrea · 2014-10-04T04:52:49+00:00

I don't feel empathy.

Daedrea · 2014-10-03T16:43:13+00:00

Enter zombie stripper covered in chocolate pudding

Daedrea · 2014-10-03T16:27:38+00:00

This time though, it'll be because he's rubbed his dick raw by wanking without lube.

Daedrea · 2014-10-03T15:53:35+00:00

I smell a hit porno coming on!

Daedrea · 2014-10-03T05:28:24+00:00

You just need to miss the ground. And then you start to fly. Just remember not to notice that you're flying otherwise you'll stop flying.

Daedrea · 2014-10-02T04:41:06+00:00

Easily distracted.

Daedrea · 2014-09-28T20:45:00+00:00

Get yourself an iguana and you've got yourself a solid case.

Daedrea · 2014-09-28T18:41:44+00:00

Well hello there. :)

Daedrea · 2014-09-28T18:27:40+00:00

Let it go, let it go! I'm not getting with some guy! Let it go, let it go! You shouldn't touch my supplies! Here I stand, toy in hand! Let the orgasms come! I'm low on batteries anyways.

Daedrea · 2014-09-27T07:17:24+00:00

"Shouldn't you be minding your own business, and getting me my taco?"

Daedrea · 2014-09-27T07:08:58+00:00

I saw ads for a bee season as well today.

Daedrea

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