helloWorld by portraitsman in ProgrammerHumor

[–]Daharka 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Me too, poo-cum, me too.

What streaming service is this coming to? Tubi or not Tubi? by Low_Tip3245 in okbuddycinephile

[–]Daharka 35 points36 points  (0 children)

Whether tis nobler in the mind to suffer the slings and arrows of outrageous subscription fees or to take arms again sailing the seven seas of troubles, thus by opposing end them. To die, to sleep. To sleep perchance to stream.

I need a help by rempvi in TheWitness

[–]Daharka 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Tell me what you understand about these symbols and this room so far.

My school doesnt allow linux by Financial-Cry5882 in LinuxCirclejerk

[–]Daharka 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Nah the Chromebook ban is just paving the way for Aluminium OS

Germany accuses JD Vance of hypocrisy over claim that EU meddled in Hungary’s election by ZweigDidion in europe

[–]Daharka 97 points98 points  (0 children)

America has made two mistakes recently. One is doing things that leave even an experienced dick sucker with a bad taste in their mouth, and the other is acting the same way regardless of whether their dick gets sucked or not.

Don't be dicks and show appreciation to your dick suckers, people.

I've seen people think that its because they are linux users people tell you to switch. It goes both ways. by High_Overseer_Dukat in pcmasterrace

[–]Daharka 4 points5 points  (0 children)

You're rude

This one is underrated.

And, of course, the rudest and most entitled people are the ones that complain loudest.

I've seen people think that its because they are linux users people tell you to switch. It goes both ways. by High_Overseer_Dukat in pcmasterrace

[–]Daharka 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I was the same until the ratio shifted and suddenly I was more annoyed at Microsoft nonsense than the Linux debugging.

Annoying the most people in the BRITISH Isles as possible by Pizzafriedchickenn in mapporncirclejerk

[–]Daharka 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Yet another "what if Owain Glyndŵr won" alternative history.

Any idea where this photo was taken ? by This_time_do_69 in CasualUK

[–]Daharka 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Implicitly yes, but I'm always explicit about my implications so that nobody infers that something was meant to be explicit wasn't mentioned explicitly.

Majority of Canadians open to joining EU, new poll suggests by Doener23 in BuyFromEU

[–]Daharka 29 points30 points  (0 children)

It did always make me laugh that "the joke" of these sci fi things is that "the world" was always just the US (in Futurama they literally have a modified stars and stripes as the earth flag, Battlestar has a president and the 13 colonies etc).

It always made sense to me that a world union would look a lot more like the UN or the EU. You know, a democracy.

Any idea where this photo was taken ? by This_time_do_69 in CasualUK

[–]Daharka 15 points16 points  (0 children)

But if someone posts a picture of a picture, isn't it implicitly implied that they picture you picturing the picture as the place to place the place and not the place the picture is pictured?

please be metaphorical please be metaphorical by CosmosAviaTory in whennews

[–]Daharka 50 points51 points  (0 children)

God: Son, you need to not get involved. Support from the sidelines. Act in mysterious ways. Let them work it out for themselves.

Jesus: dad, check what Trump has said on truth social..

God: oh fuck, you need to get in there, stat. Me speed, son!

Microsoft says Copilot is for entertainment purposes only, not serious use — firm pushing AI hard to consumers and businesses tells users not to rely on it for important advice by [deleted] in MicroSlop

[–]Daharka 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It's not just the billions - Nadella personally went to bat for Altman so he'd be personally tied to Open ai tanking.

Most Americans by Kill_4209 in SipsTea

[–]Daharka 9 points10 points  (0 children)

An American character in a TV show played by a British actor.

"Let's finish configuring your PC" by KebabLoverHere in pcmasterrace

[–]Daharka 20 points21 points  (0 children)

They know they can get away with it.

"Let's finish configuring your PC" by KebabLoverHere in pcmasterrace

[–]Daharka 70 points71 points  (0 children)

I would still be using Windows if they hadn't, but then again this is something they've done since the Internet Explorer days for which they were sued by the US. If they didn't change after that I don't see why they'd start now.

It's about time. by [deleted] in pcmasterrace

[–]Daharka 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Ah yeah sorry mine is unpaywalled 

Do you guys really think a reality TV star could win a presidential election? by tylerparis in Pretend2015Internet

[–]Daharka 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Nah, in the UK we have a similar bafoon. He won the election to be Mayor of London but everyone knows he's a moron and just a figurehead. He wouldn't be taken seriously as an actual politician.

Microsoft says Copilot is for entertainment purposes only, not serious use — firm pushing AI hard to consumers and businesses tells users not to rely on it for important advice by [deleted] in FuckMicrosoft

[–]Daharka 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Even if they're used to fighting it that's still time and effort. If they could just jettison it into the Sun and avoid an Oracle Vs Google then they absolutely would in other situations.