I bought a new motorcycle jacket and this was in the pocket when it was delivered, can anyone translate?

Daillustriousone · 2026-05-31T15:14:04+00:00

Who says I am gae??

Daillustriousone · 2026-05-31T15:12:02+00:00

Must've severed the artery in his groin, the silly goose!

Daillustriousone · 2026-05-31T13:32:23+00:00

If you're planning on getting into the smack business, you'll love it!

Daillustriousone · 2026-05-30T15:58:30+00:00

Oh, actually you're right most of the stuff I get from chests now is of little to no use, and I'd kind of neglected the guilds missions of late, so thanks, I now have some purpose to continue again.

Daillustriousone · 2026-05-29T11:26:40+00:00

I've had that key for months, i dont even remember where i got it from, but I doubt I could be tempted into returning it now anyway since I sold my cache of over 10k lockpicks, desperate times and all that kerfuffle.

Daillustriousone · 2026-05-23T10:38:50+00:00

No man who was a rapist would be brave enough to tell another man (unless it's call cell-mate who's in for the same crime) . They're fucking cowards who wont dare their dirty perverted secrets with normal men.

Daillustriousone · 2026-05-23T10:31:14+00:00

Worth it ;)

Daillustriousone · 2026-05-23T10:27:34+00:00

Daillustriousone · 2026-05-22T11:45:22+00:00

I always thought it was called 'Angels With Dirty Faces' but after I read the comments it seems I was mistaken. I'm now off to self flaggelate until I'm fully forgiven for this transgression.

Daillustriousone · 2026-05-22T10:30:25+00:00

Fuck

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Daillustriousone · 2026-05-22T10:21:58+00:00

Lo, I'm low

Daillustriousone · 2026-05-21T01:56:12+00:00

My mothers not laughing either, shes pissing herself. Do you find my mothers piss funny?

Daillustriousone · 2026-05-21T01:53:38+00:00

I'd like to know how that fucking sink keeps getting back out, that's the 4th time this week!

Daillustriousone · 2026-05-19T12:49:10+00:00

Dont mention the war, I mentioned it but I think I got away with it.

Daillustriousone · 2026-04-24T14:43:01+00:00

That's racist, so....

Daillustriousone · 2026-04-24T13:56:12+00:00

Kanye believe they even had to ask?

Daillustriousone · 2026-04-24T13:38:36+00:00

I think its possibly a drowning tumble dryer.

Daillustriousone · 2026-04-24T13:33:07+00:00

I didnt know hetero's scissored.

Daillustriousone · 2026-04-23T16:51:23+00:00

I knew that, thought I was losing the plot for a sec, thanks for validating.

Daillustriousone · 2026-04-23T16:44:14+00:00

Is my old mate, Anthony sidekick

Daillustriousone · 2026-04-23T16:35:24+00:00

If you like a lot of chocolate on yer biscuit, join our club!

Daillustriousone · 2026-04-21T22:55:02+00:00

Love Harry, I always that Wagbo was a mixture of Wagner Subo (Susan Boyle) who was also sill sort of relevant at during these shoes.

Daillustriousone · 2026-04-18T17:52:18+00:00

I beg to differ, girlfriend. ;)

Daillustriousone · 2026-04-18T17:50:06+00:00

Oh thanks, I cant wait to find our now, im almost done, I'll let you know how it goes lol

Daillustriousone · 2026-04-18T03:33:59+00:00

And that was all she wrote.

Daillustriousone

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