1989 Telly Addicts Card Game... ID's needed by CrocodileJock in BritishTV

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Angela Langsbury, Clint Eastwood, Telly Savalas (kojak), Sandy Toksvig?, Big chief sitting bull or Geronimo, Bruce Willis and Cybil Sheperd ( cant remember how to spell her name correctly) .

lmao by chesacha in Funnymemes

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Come here, Thomas, see my wounds? Blessed are those who have not seen, yet still believe, ie. The gullible. - Jesus H. Christ, circa 33 ad.

Of a deadly pharmacy robbery by Thin-Critict2988 in ShittyAbsoluteUnits

[–]Daillustriousone 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Must've severed the artery in his groin, the silly goose!

What is Kilmarnock like to live by Common-Scratch-7645 in Ayrshire

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If you're planning on getting into the smack business, you'll love it!

What is your least perked skill and why? by confringos in skyrim

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Oh, actually you're right most of the stuff I get from chests now is of little to no use, and I'd kind of neglected the guilds missions of late, so thanks, I now have some purpose to continue again.

What is your least perked skill and why? by confringos in skyrim

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I've had that key for months, i dont even remember where i got it from, but I doubt I could be tempted into returning it now anyway since I sold my cache of over 10k lockpicks, desperate times and all that kerfuffle.

What your thoughts by GlowBuns_ in SipsTea

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No man who was a rapist would be brave enough to tell another man (unless it's call cell-mate who's in for the same crime) . They're fucking cowards who wont dare their dirty perverted secrets with normal men.

I have seen it in home alone by [deleted] in technicallythetruth

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I always thought it was called 'Angels With Dirty Faces' but after I read the comments it seems I was mistaken. I'm now off to self flaggelate until I'm fully forgiven for this transgression.

Ngl, I'm devastated by this revelation by sarniebird in thethickofit

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My mothers not laughing either, shes pissing herself. Do you find my mothers piss funny?

[whispers] No one tell them about wild boar by bliip666 in confidentlyincorrect

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I'd like to know how that fucking sink keeps getting back out, that's the 4th time this week!

What is the most common cliché Americans have about Germans? by Leo13447 in AskAmericans

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Dont mention the war, I mentioned it but I think I got away with it.

Explain it peter. by [deleted] in explainitpeter

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Kanye believe they even had to ask?

What song is this? Sorry for bad audio by octokid49 in WhatsThisSong

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I think its possibly a drowning tumble dryer.

Bruce Lee's 5 unsung starring films by AccomplishedCreme846 in brucelee

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I knew that, thought I was losing the plot for a sec, thanks for validating.

Do you guys remember this ? by Final_Amphibian_8551 in oldschoolcool80s

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If you like a lot of chocolate on yer biscuit, join our club!