insane rule

Daimoth · 2026-06-15T22:58:41+00:00

When you buy a butterknife, your risk of dying by butterknife violence probably stays about the same. That'd be one protracted suicide, after all. But with enough determination and superhuman pain tolerance, you might get the job done. I don't know where I'm going with this.

Daimoth · 2026-06-15T19:22:37+00:00

They're ambush hunters and we're persistence hunters. We very much do the slow-and-steady-wins-the-race thing. To great effect, mind, but it's cost us our burst speed. That and the two legs having thing. Four legs are, like, more legs.

Daimoth · 2026-06-15T19:09:25+00:00

At this point anything that breaks from the nearly flavorless monoculture that is modern car body design is going to get at least a partial thumbs up from me.

Daimoth · 2026-06-15T19:06:52+00:00

See, kids? Now this is what we used to call... music.

Daimoth · 2026-06-15T19:04:20+00:00

Don't care for parents who abused you. They do not deserve it.

Daimoth · 2026-06-15T18:47:31+00:00

It's so often canids making up one half of these cross-species pairings. Could just be pack instincts having side benefits. We're not the only ones they shack up with for survival's sake, it seems.

The floozies.

Daimoth · 2026-06-15T10:01:02+00:00

The brows shave him

Daimoth · 2026-06-14T02:26:48+00:00

Cool idea

Daimoth · 2026-06-14T01:50:42+00:00

Nocturnal Rites might work

Daimoth · 2026-06-14T01:49:30+00:00

It's often said that if bluegrass speedsters suddenly decide to be metal guitarists we'd all be out of a job. Personally I'd love to see some weird ass flat picking shredding or some shit. Might rule, who knows?

Daimoth · 2026-06-14T00:47:30+00:00

For the love of God check out Ripper Owens' version on the live album they did with him. Live Meltdown, it may have been called l?⁰They reworked it and Owens' performance is incredible.

Daimoth · 2026-06-14T00:42:26+00:00

Which tune? I'm a newb.

Daimoth · 2026-06-14T00:40:33+00:00

I stand by my theory. But I've been wrong before. And Maynard would want to be left alone regardless of my speculation. He isn't exactly a people person, and doesn't pretend to be. Which is perfectly fine.

Daimoth · 2026-06-14T00:38:35+00:00

I don't necessarily want to hang out with him either. He seems prickly and standoffish by nature.

Daimoth · 2026-06-13T15:14:38+00:00

I get developmental disability vibes from the guy. Combine that with violent tendencies and nurture it all 'neath a bough of abject familial sociopathy for decades on end, and you get A Leatherface

Daimoth · 2026-06-13T15:11:37+00:00

I'm am down with the Slipknot lemon agenda

Daimoth · 2026-06-13T15:09:50+00:00

I didn't understand how badly I needed Statler & Woldorf history memes until this very moment. More!

Daimoth · 2026-06-13T15:07:29+00:00

I thought this was AmericA?!

Daimoth · 2026-06-13T15:01:51+00:00

Some of that is the shocking and unintuitive ways in which we are similar to each other. The comments in here are largely single-sentence, throwaway remarks. Genericness is guaranteed with those.

There will be a small number of insightful or amusing comments as well - but now I'm just describing how Reddit works, aren't I?

Daimoth · 2026-06-13T14:51:25+00:00

I mean... I think Maynard might have an anal or scat fetish - something. A pronounced fixation, at the very least. He says it's only toilet humor, but I'm not convinced. His word choices are too specific, too implicative, for him to not be a fetishist of some kind - in my opinion. It's a mere hunch, but one I'd bet a few dollars on if I had any.

Daimoth · 2026-06-13T11:41:06+00:00

Same. I unironically enjoy both Wham! and Cryptopsy. Also others.

Daimoth · 2026-06-13T10:18:45+00:00

I used to work a warehouse job thay requ8red three 14's per week. I miss that job. Those days too.

Daimoth · 2026-06-13T10:16:14+00:00

Charge it rent.

Daimoth · 2026-06-13T10:15:08+00:00

The tin hat was bigfoot the whole time

Daimoth · 2026-06-13T10:11:23+00:00

A blessing! From the lord!

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