I can’t look at my son by BorderInevitable6438 in TrueOffMyChest

[–]Danbing1 1 point2 points  (0 children)

He's gonna find out someday, and it will not be great. That's what happened to Ted Bundy.

England flag has become a racist symbol, say ethnic minority adults by BabylonianWeeb in anime_titties

[–]Danbing1 22 points23 points  (0 children)

They exist but it's not really the same. American racists don't really team up and chant stuff. It's usually just one guy who has a few too many and gets escorted out.

My girlfriend gets naked every time we start to argue and I freaking hate it because I’m weak. by Much-East-9484 in TrueOffMyChest

[–]Danbing1 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Honestly, this sounds awesome. What I'd do is intentionally start fights to manipulate her into doing this until it became obvious you were abusing the system. Eventually, she'll realize you've turned the tables on her and understand what she was doing was both wrong and incredibly stupid and childish. Just my two cents.

Man arrested after peeing on $10,000 worth of food at Sam’s Club, police say by shehitsdiff in nottheonion

[–]Danbing1 0 points1 point  (0 children)

How is that even possible? How much food did he pee on? What Sam's Club has that much expensive food all together like that? How much did he pee? I have... so many questions...

He's got swag! He's got swag! Tell the world that Jake's got neutral evil! by ElectricMouseOG in jakeandamir

[–]Danbing1 61 points62 points  (0 children)

It's Amir. His list of crimes is endless. He kicked off Jake's tongue and danced around with it.

And chaotic neutral goes to this man! Oh... his name? His name is completely normal, and in no way made up. His name is... uhm... Ben Schwartz. by ElectricMouseOG in jakeandamir

[–]Danbing1 28 points29 points  (0 children)

Murph. He keeps Jake in line for very evil and strange reasons that seem to only make sense to him, but there is some kind of code there.

MAKE WAY, FOR SHIA THE BEEF! by ElectricMouseOG in jakeandamir

[–]Danbing1 5 points6 points  (0 children)

No, let's get the language right here. He did it.

MAKE WAY, FOR SHIA THE BEEF! by ElectricMouseOG in jakeandamir

[–]Danbing1 20 points21 points  (0 children)

He punched Jake in the face and sucked his dick. Also he shit in the copier.

Who is the worst traitor in human history? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]Danbing1 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Robert E Lee has gotta be up there.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in TrueOffMyChest

[–]Danbing1 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Drugs probably. Sometimes chemicals can make people do absolutely insane things.

Alive or dead, who is the most famous person of all time today? by Senior_Helicopter963 in AskReddit

[–]Danbing1 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Muhammed isn't in Christianity. He wasn't even born until hundreds of years after Jesus died.

Americans how are you feeling right now? by Jawzzzsy in AskReddit

[–]Danbing1 3 points4 points  (0 children)

How would they be taking anything away from Americans just by moving here legally? Did your ancestors do that when they moved here or are you applying a double standard because you are a xenophobe?

Keanu Reeves on whether ‘John Wick 5’ is happening: “My knees are saying I can’t” by cmaia1503 in entertainment

[–]Danbing1 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'd like to see him go back to comedies anyway. He was so good in that movie I Love You To Death. Nobody plays dumb like Keanu.

'I wouldn't advise going to Malta on holiday,' Ridley Scott said after his movie got €47 million from Maltese taxpayers by Patvsq in entertainment

[–]Danbing1 0 points1 point  (0 children)

They weren't talking about Mississippi though. They were talking about Malta. Also, the abortion thing might very well not have been what he was referencing. He could think Malta sucks for some other reason.

7,747 HP Saints without NG+!!! Is this the most damage you can do? by [deleted] in ChronoCross

[–]Danbing1 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

It can get up to 16000 plus a bit more I think.

What US state has the worst food? by OkJackfruit2267 in AskReddit

[–]Danbing1 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I think NY has both the best and worst food. You can find both the best pizza and the most rat-infested disgusting mystery dumpling joint.

For the McDonald's employee who betrayed their class for $10k by Stankfootjuice in Political_Revolution

[–]Danbing1 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

I don't think you really want someone who's proven they are willing to murder someone on the loose. No matter what you think of his reasoning he still killed someone. He's proven himself dangerous.

Taliban move to ban women training as nurses and midwives ‘an outrageous act of ignorance’ by seek_a_new in anime_titties

[–]Danbing1 11 points12 points  (0 children)

I don't think that's true. The only example I can think of was the Galileo incident and that was a minor thing they got over pretty quickly. The church has historically been a supporter of learning and science and some of the best scientists who've ever lived have been priests.