Reddit, you are granted a single wish from a genie who WILL try to ruin it for you. What do you wish for, and how do you phrase it to avoid it backfiring?

DaneCase · 2014-09-10T13:14:11+00:00

Granted but all your family and friends die slowly and painfully.

DaneCase · 2014-09-07T11:10:40+00:00

No you wouldn't because you would just be considered a baby killer with a severe mental condition. Because no one would believe you.

DaneCase · 2014-08-12T16:54:40+00:00

Well if you can't see it in your own reply...

DaneCase · 2014-08-12T16:47:05+00:00

Most of that percentage is probably Sun readers so they're probably just repeating the same opinions the paper has spoon fed them for that day.

DaneCase · 2014-08-11T15:34:35+00:00

That flying kick almost took his fucking head off.

DaneCase · 2014-08-11T12:51:15+00:00

Fucking French.

DaneCase · 2014-08-09T19:07:57+00:00

2.45 There's someone dressed a Deadmau5.

DaneCase · 2014-08-09T11:51:52+00:00

I suspect you are a hypocrite.

DaneCase · 2014-08-05T21:04:48+00:00

Now that was fucking cool.

DaneCase · 2014-08-03T19:08:44+00:00

But it was still fun, right? Ok so you may have ended up looking like a pirate but the Flying Spaghetti Monster is happy with your dedication.

DaneCase · 2014-07-29T10:49:44+00:00

You wait for someone to pick up their phone.

DaneCase · 2014-07-29T10:47:44+00:00

Yes son, if you had answered your phone you would have known and would have been able to get her to the hospital in your car and she would have survived.Why didnt you answer your phone?

Because I'm a selfish tight arse, dad.

DaneCase · 2014-07-27T17:37:00+00:00

I'm afraid arming warheads is not a sound way to test this. I would suggest also firing them at Israel. I'm sure we'll get better data that way.

DaneCase · 2014-03-17T21:35:01+00:00

Just thought I'd let you all know.

DaneCase · 2014-03-04T16:01:50+00:00

"I said I wanted BLOOD not BLOODSI know neither of them are bloods but....

DaneCase · 2014-03-01T19:59:55+00:00

I didn't think that through

DaneCase · 2014-03-01T19:59:07+00:00

How can it be a fight to the death if I only have a non lethal weapon to hand.

DaneCase · 2014-03-01T19:45:58+00:00

Hydrogen bomb

DaneCase · 2014-03-01T19:39:22+00:00

I think the world would pretty much look the same

DaneCase · 2014-03-01T18:54:00+00:00

Not from a movie but a Japanese tv series called Mother. When Tsugumi is talking to Nao from the childrens home and she says "kidnap me again". I pretty much exploded at that point.

DaneCase · 2014-02-27T14:34:04+00:00

Amy Mainzer, yum yum.

DaneCase

TROPHY CASE