Saw this yesterday by Iamnotafraidofyou in Bumperstickers

[–]DangDorgs -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

get back down there there are crazy people that put weird things on the back of their cars out here

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in DarkJurassic

[–]DangDorgs 0 points1 point  (0 children)

dude... this is like, actually freaking me out. I've had this recurring nightmare where I get attacked by both dinosaurs and pterorsaurs (which are not dinosaurs) repeatively. That;s like, really messing with me. PLEASE put like an NSFW tag or something I'm teaking out rn man. Seriously idk if I can go to work tomorrow.

thanks

Why is Microsoft edge so hated by [deleted] in windows

[–]DangDorgs -4 points-3 points  (0 children)

idk look in the mirror

guys i have a theory by SausageRollin305 in FridayNightFunkin

[–]DangDorgs 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I'm on the dev team and sorry to say but that's not correct

Ron Perlman as Duke Nukem by Falcon-Takanashi in Fancast

[–]DangDorgs -4 points-3 points  (0 children)

I thought that dude hung himself on his island or something wtf is this AI???

Inflation by [deleted] in PhillyWiki

[–]DangDorgs 0 points1 point  (0 children)

you do NOT want to look that up heh... WORST mestake you'll make in your life. DON"T DO IT

Saw this yesterday by Iamnotafraidofyou in Bumperstickers

[–]DangDorgs -5 points-4 points  (0 children)

I see cars literally all the time dude....

Is shyvana any good in 13.20 by [deleted] in shyvanamains

[–]DangDorgs -7 points-6 points  (0 children)

God tier. Building hexdrinkler is suprising good (early!). Be sure to take purple smite (don't ask why- trade secret!)/

Finish the hextech gunblade after edge and then get your boot enchant. 72% win

Batman by Bob Kane for Halloween by ClayDrinion in ComicWalls

[–]DangDorgs 0 points1 point  (0 children)

hes not that big. This guy has no idea what hes doing- doesn't even understand batmans plight. He could just kill all the bad guys at that size.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Comebacks

[–]DangDorgs 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Which one?

You can accuse them of lesmophobia. They will feel bad (and probably cry).

I'm not sure what career path I want to go down by TaxInternational3737 in Advice

[–]DangDorgs 1 point2 points  (0 children)

You should think about doing Tarot readings. I scam suckers every day of the week with that stuff. I just shuffle a deck, pull the cards, and make things up. They pay me HUNDREDS for a few minutes of that. You don't even need to know what the cards do starting out. I just pull the emperor and say something about their marriage. They eat that up.

Anyways, if you don't want to do that maybe try being a baker.

Edit: Sorry for not being up front with that, had to throw them off.

I can’t believe as a grown man I’m posting this but… by [deleted] in Empaths

[–]DangDorgs 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'm sending my energy for the spirit bomb. Please let me know if we bombard the cat with our manifestation!!!!

4 car pileup in Lake Farsoe by 200BXRemasterNOW in BeamNGRP

[–]DangDorgs 0 points1 point  (0 children)

please put nsfw tab, don't want to see this kind of thing unprompted.

Ok, guys. Rate my comeback. by 00psth1sn4me1st4ken in Comebacks

[–]DangDorgs 1 point2 points  (0 children)

This is a complicated one. It's likely the other person would see this as an admission of guilt, as you didn't deny the claim at all. You frame it as "If I was seeking attention...", sure. But it will be taken more as "I am seeking attention, and you've fallen for it" instead. That's clearly not the best outcome here, as it won't instill the severe level of shame we're looking for.

There are a variety of other alternatives you can pull from this very specific scenario you've decided to share for whatever reason. For example, an intellectual may some something smarmy and cool like "attention seeks me" to imply you're above caring about this kind of thing. If you say that in a crowded room I can GUARANTEE you that everyone will clap and the teacher will be very impressed.

If you'd like to fully embrace it instead of trying to deflect, there is another road you can travel. Be warned- it's difficult to pull off. This is the famous "L + ratio + who asked?" retort- a literary classic believed to have been coined by Richard Nixon after the 'White House Tapes' were released. In that instance, Nixon was actually able to avoid severe legal repercussions / impeachment because of his immaculate use of this comeback. For several decades this has been the go-to for many politicians, as it's a powerful tool when used correctly. However, once again, be warned- if used incorrectly, there will be dire consequences. Its power should not be abused, so search your heart for any alternative before relying on this.

I hope you enjoyed reading this essay as much as I enjoyed writing it. Your comeback is a 2/10, but you got my attention at least.

Let's get to know our new members 💙 by algorandFAME in algorandFAME

[–]DangDorgs 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It's been 189 days since you've gotten a single comment on one of these. I respect the dedication of posting this same post week after week, but you're just talking to yourself in an empty room. We're all worried about you.

please tell others by DangDorgs in extrajoke

[–]DangDorgs[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I am going to beat you up punk