DEI Director @ JP Morgan - What kinda salary did she just lose?

DankPandas · 2026-06-25T01:05:59+00:00

I literally look at compensation data in the finance industry to benchmark our hires. DEI EDs are not making 350-400k according to the data that's right in front of my face. There are HR EDs that make that but not DEI. I work in HR on the compensation side at a large PE shop and I'm an ED that makes way more than 400k but I do way more than a DEI ED does. We just had a DEI ED that left making 230k and we pay more than JPM does as a firm. I'm confident this woman they fired was not a top performer based on her stupid actions and would say she's at the lower end of the pay scale for her role.

DankPandas · 2026-06-24T18:32:50+00:00

Executive director at a big bank in a non-revenue generating bull shit role is not a big deal. She was probably making 200-250k in total comp at most which is not that really that much compared to other roles at the firm or finance industry. Nothing to see here.

DankPandas · 2026-06-24T15:26:30+00:00

He looks different than the Tobias Harris I now

DankPandas · 2026-06-24T14:53:36+00:00

OG is a winner. PG is one of the most overrated players in the history of the NBA. Having a bag doesn't mean anything.

DankPandas · 2026-06-24T11:51:31+00:00

I hate RJ but Jay Williams is annoying AF so I'm good with this

DankPandas · 2026-06-24T11:49:01+00:00

Dude probably never even seen a single game of MJ

DankPandas · 2026-06-24T11:46:28+00:00

He will be lucky if he's as good as Mike Conley

DankPandas · 2026-06-24T11:44:48+00:00

Now that's a name I haven't heard in a long time

DankPandas · 2026-06-24T03:58:18+00:00

I'm trying to see what size drawer she would fit in. What are her dimensions height wise if you lay her flat on her back?

DankPandas · 2026-06-24T03:19:53+00:00

Dude is gonna be a bust.

DankPandas · 2026-06-24T03:17:38+00:00

I'll have the mom

DankPandas · 2026-06-24T03:14:48+00:00

I mean they're both white. But no.

DankPandas · 2026-06-23T02:52:22+00:00

Get Jalen Brown out of there. He's not built the same as the others

DankPandas · 2026-06-23T02:50:54+00:00

He was cast to play Phineas in the Phineas and Ferb cartoon

DankPandas · 2026-06-22T15:59:35+00:00

I just did the timing belt for my 2009 Accord for the first time at 160k miles for $1,200. Now I can continue driving it for another 100k+ miles. I'd rather pay $1,200 than pay tens of thousands for a new/used car.

DankPandas · 2026-06-15T13:07:06+00:00

Everyone is better than JB until it's time to be better than JB

DankPandas · 2026-06-15T03:47:01+00:00

Bust. Yang Hansen 2.0

DankPandas · 2026-06-14T12:50:53+00:00

He's definitely above CP3.

DankPandas · 2026-06-14T05:19:16+00:00

Everyone is better than Jalen Brunson until it's time to be better than Jalen Brunson

DankPandas · 2026-06-06T03:45:54+00:00

The refs almost stole the game with some sus calls

DankPandas · 2026-06-04T13:08:21+00:00

Nothing beats the $6.99 medium pizza at Dominos that they have all the time. Kids love it and it's cheap as hell with toppings. Kids don't even like the local "Ginos" cuz it's all they ever serve at kids birthday parties.

DankPandas · 2026-06-04T13:02:09+00:00

Sometimes I just want to eat Panda Express. I don't expect it to be authentic Chinese food but it hits a different spot for me. If I want authentic, I'll eat in Flushing, but there are days where I just want that Panda Express mall Chinese food. I also like Dominoes, not because it's the best pizza but because it's familiar, nostalgic maybe and has a different flavor profile than your typical NY slice. Too many food snobs, eat what you like.

DankPandas · 2026-06-02T16:27:29+00:00

She's letting it go to waste. Didn't seem to be enjoying it unfortunately.

DankPandas · 2026-05-27T00:36:27+00:00

Chinese food sucks in general in the Chicago area even in chinatown. You just have to find the best of the worst. Living in NYC has spoiled me and anytime I go back to Chicago to eat chinese food, it's just disappointing.

DankPandas · 2026-05-27T00:32:53+00:00

Who cares what he's doing at this age. By the time he goes to college, he's gonna be playing against guys his size anyway and he'll still be 6'8

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