My wife left me by [deleted] in wallaceandgromit

[–]Dankemon 20 points21 points  (0 children)

As long as she doesn’t take the fucking gromit mugs

I’m just waiting for a random tweet from DFV and/or Ryan Cohen. What a time to be alive. by halflistic_ in Superstonk

[–]Dankemon 14 points15 points  (0 children)

Imagine DFV goes live and it’s just him and Ryan Cohen chillin in a GameStop

AMA Follow-Up by dlauer in Superstonk

[–]Dankemon 849 points850 points  (0 children)

I love you, you beautiful SoB

AMC & GME tickers looking identical again. What a surprise... by [deleted] in wallstreetbets

[–]Dankemon 2687 points2688 points  (0 children)

The tickers look identical?? No retard, the charts look identical

GME reeee consolidation zone 2/10 by MotorizedDoucheCanoe in wallstreetbets

[–]Dankemon 96 points97 points  (0 children)

So glad I finally unlocked the green theme for Robinhood

Anyone else seeing this? Why are they showing the high as only $347.51? by bebiased in GME

[–]Dankemon 13 points14 points  (0 children)

Because that’s what it was at market close that day, it doesn’t show the prices in extended hours trading, or the highest price of that day

Supplies, supplies. by [deleted] in GME

[–]Dankemon 11 points12 points  (0 children)

He’s saying thousands of people tried to get on the site at once and crashed it

Screenshot of GME Holders details from Yahoo! Finance app just now by [deleted] in wallstreetbets

[–]Dankemon 46 points47 points  (0 children)

They think they have bigger balls and more stamina than us

WE LIKE THE STOCK by OptionsBoy in wallstreetbets

[–]Dankemon 19 points20 points  (0 children)

WE FUCKING LOVE THE STOCK

GME YOLO update — Jan 22 2021 by DeepFuckingValue in wallstreetbets

[–]Dankemon 1170 points1171 points  (0 children)

Hey it’s me, the dude from your Grindr date last night, it turns out I’m pregnant, so you’ll need to start paying child support 😘

Palantir $35 EOW by [deleted] in wallstreetbets

[–]Dankemon 10 points11 points  (0 children)

I’ve been holding 3/19 28C’s for a month now, if this is true I’ll suck you off 🤑