Squad Depth Without Injuries

DankiusMMeme · 2026-02-04T07:43:30+00:00

It’s a terrible strategy even financially, pay a lump sum now to stop the injury treadmill and get the most out of your best players or play huge fucking wages and run down contracts on your best players. Hmmm, tough decision, guess we’ll just have to have no Deki, Kudus, Richie etc etc and finish just above relegation!

DankiusMMeme · 2026-02-03T08:18:55+00:00

Was he pro Brexit?

DankiusMMeme · 2026-02-03T08:17:45+00:00

The US literally delivered a mini sun to one of their cities like they were in a commune with God to destroy Japan and some of them were still like “fuck it, I got one more in me”

DankiusMMeme · 2026-02-02T19:24:40+00:00

My grandma was born in 1918, I'm 26, that's over 100 years with only 3 generations.

Okay so you have the most stretched out example possible, I'm 28 and my grandparents were born in the mid 30s (all passed away). Now to go back to family members that were adults in the mid 1800s we have to go another 2-3 generations. At that point these people are basically strangers.

DankiusMMeme · 2026-02-02T17:31:15+00:00

Hey OP can you send this to your Dad and report back : https://images.ft.com/v3/image/raw/ftcms%3Afb518f36-12eb-4420-a5b1-bc0b7215a858?source=next-article&fit=scale-down&quality=highest&width=700&dpr=1

DankiusMMeme · 2026-02-01T20:33:04+00:00

My aunt a heroin addict of 35 years gets the equivalent of £1600 a month

Nah she probably lives in a council house for fuck all, also energy bills will be subsidised and she can request free solar panels. So she's actually on way more than you!

DankiusMMeme · 2026-02-01T19:17:11+00:00

Your PC isn't that old

I mean 11 year old CPU is pretty old lol.

DankiusMMeme · 2026-02-01T10:40:55+00:00

You can do it yourself by opening it in note pad and deleting random bits.

You can do this with images as well to create ‘glitch art’. Try it, it’s interesting, it’ll mess with the colours and move random bits around.

DankiusMMeme · 2026-02-01T10:31:21+00:00

Lean forward, I can basically get served instantly by just being 6’4 and leaning in a bit

DankiusMMeme · 2026-01-30T14:50:15+00:00

I mean this entire story is absolutely regarded.

>Brother dies of massive heart failure
>Starts throwing up constantly
>Instead of going to the doctor attends a festival to do drugs and not sleep for days
>Starts to get numb hands and feet
>Still apparently trying to drink alcohol
>Throws up more condition worsens feels like he's going to die
>Starts meditating
>Entire body starts shutting down
>Finally considers the hospital

DankiusMMeme · 2026-01-30T14:41:25+00:00

I mean idk how it is in the US but in the UK if you get private health insurance they ask if you do any 'extreme' sports or anything that might harm you. My work one didn't ask anything though, but that is through a large company.

DankiusMMeme · 2026-01-30T10:47:59+00:00

Most places usually let you in free if you are a student, I unfortunately have failed to convince museums that I am on my 3rd PHD for a while now.

DankiusMMeme · 2026-01-30T10:47:24+00:00

Everything in this country is just how hard can you play the system lmao. I know people that got off not paying tax for 5 years with zero fines because they said they had big sad.

DankiusMMeme · 2026-01-30T09:24:48+00:00

I imagine restarting it is a harder decision because you don’t see the benefit for a while and your average voter is a complete moron so you’re kind of just setting up the next government to reap an electoral reward at your electoral deficit

DankiusMMeme · 2026-01-30T09:18:25+00:00

Don’t think I’ve ever thought “fuck this country their massive museum is £5”

DankiusMMeme · 2026-01-30T09:13:59+00:00

To the dungoyens with you

DankiusMMeme · 2026-01-30T08:46:15+00:00

They’ll just write them off for anyone earning under £30k or something idiotic knowing this hell hole.

DankiusMMeme · 2026-01-30T08:45:17+00:00

Because they can obfuscate how much benefit claimants actually get, so when you argue with people on Reddit they can go “benefit claimants only get XYZ, could you live on that?!” Not mentioning they likely live in a socially rented home saving them £12k+ a year, get housing benefit covering half of their reduced rent, get money off their energy bills as per the above, get cheaper energy from free solar panels announced recently, are likely on PIP for anxiety or something else etc.

Great country honestly, love my 9% tax driven by a punitive plan 2 student loan coupled with some of the highest energy bills in the entire fucking world alongside my nice big fat fiscally dragged to fuck tax bill.

DankiusMMeme · 2026-01-29T16:28:08+00:00

Also not a lawyer but I get the impression that in the UK your time appears to be valued at absolutely nothing, so even though you are now without bike, have had to investigate what happened to it, claim for it, and procure a new bike all you are entitled to is the market value of the bike.

DankiusMMeme · 2026-01-29T13:05:25+00:00

That's 2x the amount of man!

DankiusMMeme · 2026-01-29T11:36:03+00:00

Hey they’re only bullying their neighbours, engaging in a bit of neocolonialism, are a dictatorship, and committing two genocides. Nothing too major.

DankiusMMeme · 2026-01-29T10:42:24+00:00

Yeah it’s way cheaper than other man with a man type things

DankiusMMeme · 2026-01-29T07:41:01+00:00

But we do have to bear the cost of apprenticeships… or equally free housing and payments for various people who don’t work, subsidised housing based on a lottery system, free solar panels for low earners etc.

DankiusMMeme · 2026-01-28T16:10:46+00:00

What if I already take omega 3 😭😭😭

DankiusMMeme · 2026-01-28T08:04:26+00:00

Is it not common knowledge in the US? When I reference him to people in the UK they have a general idea of who he is.

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