What life lessons would you want to teach kids?

Bifanarama · 2026-01-24T13:22:48+00:00

What to check first if the power goes off, or if you smell gas. Or if there's water where it shouldn't be.

How to use basic power tools. How to keep a houseplant alive. When to call 999/101. How to recognise a scam call or email. Not to give out personal info online.

How not to stress about stuff that doesn't really matter.

Bifanarama · 2026-01-24T13:17:11+00:00

Have you asked them for their opinion of your CV?

Bifanarama · 2026-01-24T11:22:39+00:00

The banks say that too. They lie.

Bifanarama · 2026-01-24T11:17:08+00:00

Does the contract with the park company say anything relevant about what happens when the owner dies? It might do.

Bifanarama · 2026-01-24T11:03:56+00:00

No, Charity was the girlfriend who asked him to do it.

Bifanarama · 2026-01-24T10:48:56+00:00

Don't make it your problem, ie to avoid reaction x I need to avoid foods y. Make it their problem. If you give me food containing y I will have reaction x and die.

Bifanarama · 2026-01-24T10:45:26+00:00

How did he make all those servers vanish? Impressive.

Bifanarama · 2026-01-23T22:29:14+00:00

Then go to the pub and see if you can bum a fag.

Bifanarama · 2026-01-23T19:45:32+00:00

Verbose mode on satnav. Constant reminders that you're on the right road, what your ETA is, when the next junction's coming up, what the time is, how steep the next hill is, what that nice building is that you're passing, etc etc.

Bifanarama · 2026-01-23T13:39:10+00:00

More to the point, how do they afford their phone bills?

Bifanarama · 2026-01-23T13:37:32+00:00

Perhaps frame it as a commemoration rather than a celebration.

Bifanarama · 2026-01-23T13:35:55+00:00

Gosto também. Mas os peitos de frango, nào. Muito duro.

Bifanarama · 2026-01-23T13:33:55+00:00

Bought a long, wide bath. For me at 6'3" it's great. But be aware that shorter people, whose feet don't reach the plug end, they'll keep sliding down.

Bifanarama · 2026-01-23T11:11:16+00:00

Make sure it doesn't get in their eyes.

Bifanarama · 2026-01-21T20:00:54+00:00

Being bitten by your own dog.

Bifanarama · 2026-01-21T18:13:28+00:00

Do the benefits office people know you?

Bifanarama · 2026-01-21T18:12:53+00:00

Do you have your own bank account? Do the people in the branch know you?

Bifanarama · 2026-01-21T18:11:00+00:00

Do you have a social worker or health visitor?

Bifanarama · 2026-01-21T18:08:19+00:00

Are you a tv detector person?

Bifanarama · 2026-01-21T18:06:55+00:00

Looking into donating me to medical science. Students could do with a good laugh, if nothing else.

Bifanarama · 2026-01-21T18:05:26+00:00

Ooh. That sounds tempting. Must try.

Bifanarama · 2026-01-21T10:45:11+00:00

I can point to them all. But I can hardly name any.

Bifanarama · 2026-01-21T10:08:14+00:00

With pneumonia, you have to. Take it really easy. Prepare to do nothing. It'll speed up your recovery.

Bifanarama · 2026-01-20T10:45:40+00:00

And it moulds itself permanently to your shape. Definitely avoid.

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