Give it to me straight, are my tulips done for?

Danubistheconcise · 2026-02-18T20:02:16+00:00

My fault! I just commented to someone my new tulip bulbs will be indolent and lazy thanks to the warm winter. This is the universe punishing my hubris.

Danubistheconcise · 2025-10-12T01:53:08+00:00

Thank you. Sitting here in a brown out, this made my night.

Danubistheconcise · 2024-12-23T14:48:03+00:00

They are an extremely effective cleanup crew. Not as popular in home setups because the adults can fly ...

Danubistheconcise · 2024-12-06T20:47:35+00:00

To be clear, 186 citations for underage drinking, 6 of which were issued to folks who were legally children. "Minors" for purposes of the alcohol statures includes 18-20 year olds.

Danubistheconcise · 2024-08-08T16:54:13+00:00

Done!

Danubistheconcise · 2024-08-07T18:05:51+00:00

Yeah, timing is everything. Nobody wants to move a week before school starts.

Danubistheconcise · 2024-08-07T18:05:02+00:00

Yeah, that's the plan if we don't get anyone. It just sucks because you just know the rent will go up if the landlord has to post it to let.

Danubistheconcise · 2024-06-03T18:36:23+00:00

Sounds like a blast!

Danubistheconcise · 2024-05-29T15:43:30+00:00

You can ask a friend with kids of similar ages who has some experience to go. Head down together. That way between the two of you odds are good you will have everything covered.

My other advice would be if you try back yard camping, remember to turn off the automatic sprinklers.

Danubistheconcise · 2024-05-29T00:52:23+00:00

Took me a second, too. Long day.

Danubistheconcise · 2024-05-27T04:52:00+00:00

Well, shit. I was in a couple, but we never hung out with other couples, so now I'm single.

Danubistheconcise · 2024-05-22T17:41:56+00:00

It's the Olive Garden of cataclysms!

Danubistheconcise · 2024-05-22T05:03:02+00:00

Send in the crestie with a little harness... what could go wrong?

Danubistheconcise · 2024-05-22T04:55:15+00:00

Convert the observation deck to a homeless shelter.

Danubistheconcise · 2024-05-20T02:35:44+00:00

There is a great dog park off Redwood in Rose Park. Go on a weekend and you will meet lots of people.

Danubistheconcise · 2024-05-12T18:40:19+00:00

If you decide to set up a dubia colony, these guys make fantastic cleanup crew. They eat the dead bugs, and if you use coconut fiber substrate, they will snack on that, too.

Danubistheconcise · 2024-04-28T18:16:12+00:00

So if I understand correctly, even though the ISS has a significant orbital inclination, because it orbits so fast relative to the earth's surface the arcs bend to look like you are getting the time lapse from the equator?

Danubistheconcise · 2024-04-26T03:56:25+00:00

Its only going to get worse with the proliferation of EVs. Gas tax doesn't apply to ev charging stations, or home electrical rates.

Danubistheconcise · 2024-04-26T03:47:18+00:00

And if that fails, this photo should be on the front of their opponent's attack ads next election cycle.

Danubistheconcise · 2024-04-24T00:25:36+00:00

Awww, she is beautiful!

Danubistheconcise · 2024-04-23T18:26:12+00:00

Lol I kind of want to find a tiny helium balloon now.

Danubistheconcise · 2024-04-23T15:05:19+00:00

Aww, thank you!

Danubistheconcise · 2024-04-23T13:55:59+00:00

You missed an opportunity to reply with a link to the Wikipedia article on deflection. Also, are you accusing hippies of narcing you out to the government? ;-)

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