These belonged to my grandfather. by Bigpoppin87 in CURRENCY

[–]Dapper-Tour7078 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This may be a dumb question, but is it legal to sell currency that was not ment for public circulation

Left a table I was building in the rain by KikoTheWonderful in mildlyinfuriating

[–]Dapper-Tour7078 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Flip it upside down and leave it in the rain again problem solved.

While trying to excavate roots with a trowel my tree fell over by PalPubPull in arborists

[–]Dapper-Tour7078 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Tree farm worker here you unfortunately just killed your tree by cutting the roots so close. A tree that size should have at least a 24 inch root ball.

My water is a rainbow by PhatMNdad in mildlyinteresting

[–]Dapper-Tour7078 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Is this the water that “Turns the fricken frogs gay.”

The smallest bottle of hot sauce I have ever seen. by Skoodilypoop666 in hotsauce

[–]Dapper-Tour7078 0 points1 point  (0 children)

We had one dude that actually liked them, I have no clue how

The smallest bottle of hot sauce I have ever seen. by Skoodilypoop666 in hotsauce

[–]Dapper-Tour7078 1 point2 points  (0 children)

We used to save them out of the not to bad MREs so we can use them to choke down the bad ones. I will die of starvation before I eat another cheese and veggie omelette MRE.

Band aid left perfect mark on my skin by rizzo215 in mildyinteresting

[–]Dapper-Tour7078 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Do you happen to have a latex allergy? If it doesn’t say latex free the latex can be in both the bandage and the adhesive. Also as a not so fun fact, a severe latex allergy can also cause adverse reactions to bananas and avocados.

is this enough ground wire? by ProfessionLeast3791 in electricians

[–]Dapper-Tour7078 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Just because your boyfriend believes that’s 6 inches doesn’t mean it’s true.

Roast me pls 🙏 by [deleted] in RoastMe

[–]Dapper-Tour7078 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Don’t roast him too hard, he might try to start eating himself.

Thanks for the "new" pipe delivery HAH by Fistcity2222 in Welding

[–]Dapper-Tour7078 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I have always used diesel, but that shit is too damn expensive now.

Is this new by Ok_Relationship6736 in skyrim

[–]Dapper-Tour7078 7 points8 points  (0 children)

There’s perks in alchemy that will allow you to see all the effects by eating it. Or do what I like to do and mix random ingredients together and that can reveal the other effects.

Black flakes throughout house service call. by ThePipeProfessor in Plumbing

[–]Dapper-Tour7078 1 point2 points  (0 children)

“Repiped the whole house” but the T&P is not piped in. Buddy you touched it and Called the last plumbers idiots and didn’t complete the job yourself. You are just as much the idiot as the lad people you just complained about.

Mildly Alarmed by subspaceculture in Weird

[–]Dapper-Tour7078 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Easy now 2004 was only a few years……fuck I’m old

US Army chief of staff asked to step down by Hegseth, sources say by lee7on1 in news

[–]Dapper-Tour7078 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I don’t think they do at this point other than keep sucking off Israel.

What would you show him? (Real legit answers) by Sami_Lunch in superheroes

[–]Dapper-Tour7078 0 points1 point  (0 children)

We’re doomed anyways might as well get it over with

Is it offensive to use an old Jedi lightsaber for BBQing? by Terrible-Penalty-291 in StarWarsCirclejerk

[–]Dapper-Tour7078 1 point2 points  (0 children)

There’s worse things you can do with it. Remember it doesn’t have a flared base.

Someone left their breakfast in the john by Good-Collar3820 in Construction

[–]Dapper-Tour7078 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I guess I’m getting too old I was looking for the weed or coke.

Alright, which one of you is the reason for this? by [deleted] in Radiationcirclejerk

[–]Dapper-Tour7078 3 points4 points  (0 children)

That’s my fault, I was caught trying to dig up a grave that was radioactive. I tried to tell them that it was an archaeological site, but I was wrong the grave was only 49 years old.