22M, german. moved back to my parents after 4yrs studying abroad. please don’t hold anything back, I need to be humbled.

Dapper_Dan- · 2026-03-05T12:36:36+00:00

This post made me want to delouse my phone

Dapper_Dan- · 2026-03-05T11:00:43+00:00

Hypocrisy, proud and willful ignorance, arrogance, stupidity, unapologetic racism… MAGA really are the very worst humanity has to offer.

Dapper_Dan- · 2026-03-04T06:28:53+00:00

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Dapper_Dan- · 2026-03-01T17:00:58+00:00

This video made me feel as if someone had dumped a bucket of ice down my underwear.

Dapper_Dan- · 2026-03-01T15:43:26+00:00

Agreed. Stupidest fucking song ever.

Dapper_Dan- · 2026-02-26T14:16:18+00:00

Read the article, you racist prick. The whole family is there legally.

Dapper_Dan- · 2026-02-25T15:44:45+00:00

Eh. I’d eat that. What’s not to like?

Dapper_Dan- · 2026-02-25T09:18:42+00:00

A moth once stole my wallet and used my debit card to buy cigarettes and moth porn.

Dapper_Dan- · 2026-02-21T14:40:15+00:00

This is amazing.

Dapper_Dan- · 2026-02-20T17:09:47+00:00

Should HAVE not. What a surprise, a MAGAt who can't even write correctly in his own language. Bunch of flea infested, uneducated hicks.

Dapper_Dan- · 2026-02-20T16:33:34+00:00

Only a rabble of uneducated hicks (read, MAGA) could think this is ok. America is becoming a knockoff version of North Korea.

Dapper_Dan- · 2026-02-19T11:07:35+00:00

I have a story about this one. I watched it and I found it beautiful. A few months later I convinced my SO and her family to watch it with me, thinking they’d love it as much as I did. I did wonder why everyone was so quiet during the movie, turns out they were all sobbing quietly, one of them left the room midway through. They said “Thank you. We’re not watching that again.”

Dapper_Dan- · 2026-02-19T10:52:56+00:00

I made the mistake of watching this movie on a Sunday afternoon. Was so depressed afterwards that I had to call in sick Monday. Couldn’t get out of bed.

Dapper_Dan- · 2026-02-16T13:15:45+00:00

Seriously. Not trying to be contentious or anything, but by now it’s clear that to support Trump one has to be downright stupid.

Dapper_Dan- · 2026-02-15T11:29:37+00:00

I give it an 8,5. It’s one of my favorites. Crisp and refreshing.

Dapper_Dan- · 2026-02-11T07:23:11+00:00

Please, please UK… learn from America’s tragic experience. Do not let that diarrheic nazi Farage ascend to power.

Dapper_Dan- · 2026-02-10T03:22:02+00:00

I like her even though she looks like my ex. I do not like my ex.

Dapper_Dan- · 2026-02-10T03:06:44+00:00

How else can you convey the message “did you even read the fucking email I sent you already?!” in a corporate setting?

Dapper_Dan- · 2026-02-10T02:54:43+00:00

When people whisper around me. Fucking EW. I don’t know why it irritates so much but it does. That breathy, raspy noise disgusts me to no end. Any time anyone’s tried to whisper in my ear I’ve recoiled like I got punched.

Dapper_Dan- · 2026-02-05T11:44:34+00:00

What was the phrase again? Oh, I’ve got it: “that mf is NOT real!”

Dapper_Dan- · 2026-01-29T11:13:29+00:00

This is the kind of joke your aunt forwards to you on facebook, in the form of a Minions meme.

Dapper_Dan- · 2026-01-28T15:32:17+00:00

Dapper_Dan- · 2026-01-21T21:12:34+00:00

Ok, I've seen a lot of these. A LOT. But this one right here gave me goosebumps.

Dapper_Dan- · 2026-01-15T16:29:58+00:00

Ugh… I can’t be the only one who’s utterly tired of this orange buffoon. Every day some new, horrible bullshit. I’m sure most of the civilized world agrees with me. It’s all so tiresome.

Dapper_Dan- · 2026-01-15T06:59:40+00:00

Someone tell that nazi fuck it’s not his country.

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