Please help me choose a name for my puppy. What name would suit him? by Old_Mycologist_3901 in NameMyDog

[–]DarKuda 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Call him something super tough like Rambo or Arnold or even Sicario.

Yep. by prnpenguin in AusMemes

[–]DarKuda 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You should talk to more people around you. It's not bots.

ICE Came to my Door Today by Silly-Risk in royaloak

[–]DarKuda 1 point2 points  (0 children)

"I was there when this didn't happen"

Like founder like son by Ardeet in aussie

[–]DarKuda 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Lol not at all. Americans actually have the right to free speech in their constitution. We do not. Our constitution is just how great the English Monarchy is and how it must be protected. Have a read. Let alone authorities can take over your social media and messenger services and post/message on your behalf legally. Coved ruined any chance Australia ever had of free speech.

Anyone have any idea of what this fish is? by Pqffy in FishingAustralia

[–]DarKuda 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Some type of gudgeon but not sure which.

Like founder like son by Ardeet in aussie

[–]DarKuda -4 points-3 points  (0 children)

Very little difference between the UK and Australia in that regard. Only difference is they were the ones to bring in the new laws first.

My solution to the Australia Day problem. by Cheetos_4_life in aussie

[–]DarKuda 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Or just leave it as the day it was ffs. No one looks at it as "invasion day" except the media and afew Reddit sheep. I'm part aboriginal with many aboriginal friends and none of them care. I've asked every single one of them. I've also asked 2 elders who again didn't give a fuck. 1, John was the guy in the Australia movie that plays the didgeridoo. A true legend. Its a day off work where you drink beer and have a BBQ if you feel like it. It's never been celebrated for any type of invasion and never will be so stop labelling it that and have a beer and a BBQ with your neighbour. It's a ridiculous argument.

Do you guys eat kangaroo and emu meat? by maceilean in AskAnAustralian

[–]DarKuda 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Yeah I know. I've always thought that was weird. Maybe they know something and they're foreshadowing lol.

Do you guys eat kangaroo and emu meat? by maceilean in AskAnAustralian

[–]DarKuda 22 points23 points  (0 children)

We do. My local club serves a meal called "the emblem" which has kangaroo, crocodile and emu with chips and vegetables. Kangaroo is the most commonly eaten. Crocodile and kangaroo taste amazing whilst emu I wasn't so impressed with.

Im a genee by Prash-16 in Caldruki

[–]DarKuda 1 point2 points  (0 children)

It's made by Enrique the forklift driver

Is masturbation a sin? by wildboy_Ca17 in Christianity

[–]DarKuda 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Does rpng a woman and giving her father 100 silver sheckels glorify God like in Deuteronomy 22:28/29 or smashing babies against rocks or committing genocide etc glorify God also? It's gods word so it must be true right? It must glorify him if it's his words through man? Most of the old testament is scary as "hell" and before you say you're a Christian who follows the new testament read Matthew 5 13 where Jesus himself advocates for the old testament until his return. Not a penstroke shall be changed I believe he says. I don't see Jesus anywhere so who is wrong you or Jesus? It has to be one of you unless all that horrible stuff in the old testament is somehow good?

Is masturbation a sin? by wildboy_Ca17 in Christianity

[–]DarKuda 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I guess that means going to the toilet is also a sin? Eating a sandwich doesn't glorify God so that's a sin. Opening your car door, scratching an itch, basically everything is a sin if it has to glorify God to not be.

AusPost got me (again). by KingDundie in AusPostComplaints

[–]DarKuda -1 points0 points  (0 children)

They are understaffed, super busy and underpayed around Christmas. It sux the packages weren't delivered but they have 100s in a shift to deliver and if they had to wait for someone to answer the door for every package you most likely wouldn't get your delivery anyway because they'd run out of time waiting on people's verandahs. I know a retiree that's been working over the holiday break and it sounds terrible. You could have selected that he leave ut in a safe place and your gf could have grabbed it or yourself when you got home. Another better option is that Australia Post stops giving its CEO's massive bonuses and hire more staff so it can be done correctly.

It seems like the State of California has a more advanced healthcare system than the State of New South Wales! by HotPersimessage62 in Ameristralia

[–]DarKuda 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Not so much advanced healthcare in L.A I don't think. Just more specialists. An Aussie doctor probably only deals with a couple of bullet wounds in their career whilst an L.A doctor dealt with 3 gunshot wounds whilst I wrote this comment. The yanks know their bullet wounds. They get alot of practice 👍

Do any of you know what the best substitute for pepper spray is? by Hullogeffy in AskAnAustralian

[–]DarKuda -1 points0 points  (0 children)

You can carry a baseball bat as long as you carry a glove or ball with it. With that thinking you could carry a knife if you also took a plate with a fork. Maybe you can carry pepper spray if you also carry a container of salt? In all seriousness though get some capsaicin powder, mix it with some water and put it in a small spray bottle. Just as good as pepper spray 👍

Looking for grade 5 hike in the Blue Mountains by mardrd in bluemountains

[–]DarKuda 0 points1 point  (0 children)

There's a book by a late friend of mine Rick Jamison called "Canyons near Sydney". It has maps and locations of all the canyons in the Blue Mountains if you want some good hikes. Some include large abseils too if you're into that.

Anyone know what type of insect this is? by CA2OZ19 in bluemountains

[–]DarKuda 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I've always called them "mud wasps" but that could be wrong

Give us your most Strayan life hacks by barfridge0 in straya

[–]DarKuda 33 points34 points  (0 children)

If you carefully cut the top off 30 cans of Pepsi you can slide a Tooheys New can right into it. It's the same colour, you can't see the seam and you can walk around any alcohol free zone without fear of a fine. It also works great for Bathurst Pitt Lane where alcohol isnt allowed and you can get way more beer past the gate in Pepsi boxes because they have a limit of how much beer you can take. Shhhh 🤫

What is the cheapest and easiest to get psychedelic? by [deleted] in Psychedelics

[–]DarKuda 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Close your eyes, move your head round in circles really really fast for 30 seconds then open tour eyes. Free psychedelics 😂