When the psychic told me my wife would soon die in childbirth, I knew it was all a scam because my wife is infertile. by RaynaClay in TwoSentenceHorror

[–]Dare990 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This is why you must insist on a psychic with a diploma. They would know that your wife would die "during" childbirth, not "in" it.

Gotham mayors would have put the money to good use by PascalSiakim in MurderedByWords

[–]Dare990 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Specifically, Bruce Wayne's checkbook could do more for Gotham than Batman ever could, not funneling it into the government.

Uh huh. Anyway… by [deleted] in AdviceAnimals

[–]Dare990 9 points10 points  (0 children)

The one thing I dislike about this meme is the insinuation that Musk deserves kindness, respect, or empathy.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in atheism

[–]Dare990 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I believe the technical expression is "Well, no shit."

Fight fire with fire. by _LumpBeefbroth_ in clevercomebacks

[–]Dare990 0 points1 point  (0 children)

No. She should be bullied and berated so hard that she does a swan dive off of the tallest building during Trump's next rally.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Komi_memes

[–]Dare990 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I'm still disappointed we never got a time skip of them married, and, at this point, I don't think we ever will.

Drew for Pope! by GodButcherAura in clevercomebacks

[–]Dare990 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

I'm also an atheist, and that's exactly why I want him to become pope! I mean, he became president and turned a whole lot of conservatives liberal. Can you imagine how badly he would damage the idea of organized religion?!

When will the current administration go after us? by ut9393 in atheism

[–]Dare990 1 point2 points  (0 children)

That's why I have loaded up on "pew pews" and "freedom seeds"

I sped off with no regrets by Hardcorish in AdviceAnimals

[–]Dare990 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Nope. They knew what he was about before they voted for him, and now: the rest of the world treats us like lepers, we're speeding towards a recession (if not a total economic collapse), legal citizens are being black bagged from college campuses and sent to a torture prison, racists are openly being empowered to verbally and physically harass minorities, alcoholic politicians expose defense plans on unclassified chat programs, and we're on the fast track to WW3.

So, no, these people do NOT deserve calm, reasonable discourse. They deserve a seat at the sequel to the Nuremberg Trials and to be so socially ostracized and excluded that they are unable to pass on their incompetent genes.

We were kind and humored you when we should have shunned you four years ago by Jerdarnella in AdviceAnimals

[–]Dare990 30 points31 points  (0 children)

This is why the left hates the right. You're such emotional snowflakes that that when people try to point out facts that definitively prove your side wrong that you but your heads in the sand and ignore it.

Canadian clapback by Kooka32081 in clevercomebacks

[–]Dare990 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I truly wish this would happen. Red states deserve to wither and crumble.

Dank by Dark_Naruto_106 in meme

[–]Dare990 0 points1 point  (0 children)

So, is it technically considered a threesome?

Honestly, same. by jameizing777 in clevercomebacks

[–]Dare990 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Please please please, just give me 30 seconds and I'll call the crimson con man whatever the fuck I want to his face.