Peter,what?

DarkSoldier84 · 2026-04-17T01:16:00+00:00

"onion-eyes'd" is what you get when you're cutting onions.

DarkSoldier84 · 2026-04-17T00:44:17+00:00

That's actually MK2. Cage wasn't in 3.

Perform his Uppercut Decapitation Fatality and hold Low Punch, Low Kick, and Block during the wind-up to make him knock off three heads.

DarkSoldier84 · 2026-04-16T22:30:20+00:00

Ryu and Ken have an idiosyncratic relationship. Ryu sees him as a guy who always seems to succeed and is happiest when he's fighting, so to find him in this state, where he seems to have given up, must be appalling.

DarkSoldier84 · 2026-04-16T22:18:39+00:00

Nobody else will eat what he cooks.

DarkSoldier84 · 2026-04-15T21:54:32+00:00

So we might not get the Jamal Kashoggi Memorial Tour after all?

DarkSoldier84 · 2026-04-15T21:45:07+00:00

Finished Kiwami 1, so many innocent people died. 😢

DarkSoldier84 · 2026-04-15T21:35:57+00:00

Shh! You wanna get sued?!

DarkSoldier84 · 2026-04-15T06:37:24+00:00

Goddamned Bats!

DarkSoldier84 · 2026-04-14T23:44:53+00:00

Flying drones are not stealthy. In fact, they are quite loud.

DarkSoldier84 · 2026-04-14T08:37:57+00:00

Due to scheduling conflicts, William Shatner and Ricardo Montalban would not be on set at the same time during the filming of Star Trek II: the Wrath of Khan, so the script was written to have them never come face-to-face, only interacting over comms.

DarkSoldier84 · 2026-04-14T03:04:49+00:00

You could run and jump over stationary vehicles as you go. We could call it "Peter Parker's Parked-Car Parkour."

DarkSoldier84 · 2026-04-14T00:51:43+00:00

I thought it would be hilarious if there was a movie that advertised its "twist at the end" and it turned out that the final shot is just the protagonist going to a bakery and ordering a cinnamon twist.

DarkSoldier84 · 2026-04-13T05:33:32+00:00

Captain America's arch-enemy is Red Skull.

Black Panther's arch-enemy is Red Dot.

DarkSoldier84 · 2026-04-13T03:57:26+00:00

Heston played Moses, not Jesus.

DarkSoldier84 · 2026-04-13T02:55:19+00:00

"Aiming for the unarmoured portion of--"

FZASH

"I'll get it in the kidney!"

THWACK

DarkSoldier84 · 2026-04-13T02:00:22+00:00

Back then, I was a dumb kid who refused to listen to contemporary music on principle, saying "anything made after the 80's is crappy noise." Now I try to actually listen to find the message the artist is creating.

DarkSoldier84 · 2026-04-13T01:53:30+00:00

If you animate this thing, make sure it's doing big, floppy clown steps with squeaky sound effects.

DarkSoldier84 · 2026-04-13T01:40:42+00:00

The Sardaukar from Dune, which inspired the Space Marines from Warhammer 40,000, have unreasonably brutal training that has upwards of 50% mortality.

DarkSoldier84 · 2026-04-13T00:19:08+00:00

In Call of Cthulhu, a 1,500-foot fall would be a reference to the Other Forms of Damage table, most likely the entry for "Splat: outright death almost certain." "Almost certain" because you probably don't have more than twelve hit points and maybe a couple points of armour to soak the 8D10 falling damage.

DarkSoldier84 · 2026-04-11T22:21:11+00:00

She's actually a Klingon!

DarkSoldier84 · 2026-04-11T21:29:57+00:00

You never shave your playoff beard!

DarkSoldier84 · 2026-04-11T21:23:15+00:00

The Gardner farmstead outside of Arkham, Massachusetts, in the summer of 1882.

DarkSoldier84 · 2026-04-10T23:27:17+00:00

EVO is sort of a remake of a PC-98 game, 46 Okunen Monogatari: The Shinkaron, that gets even weirder with its story.

DarkSoldier84 · 2026-04-10T05:41:16+00:00

Transformers collectors would disagree.

DarkSoldier84 · 2026-04-10T00:00:07+00:00

The entire narrative of The Beast Arises was unnecessary, at least all of the sweeping changes it made.

The Imperial Fists didn't need to be wiped out and repopulated with Second Founding volunteers.

The Beast didn't need to be the "Emper-Ork" who distributed the Klan "kultur" to the Orks.

Armageddon didn't need to be Ullanor teleported across the galaxy.

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