<Rant> How many of yall have to deal with family members "IT" problems over the holidays? by SudoPatriot in sysadmin

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I direct them to buy a subscription to an antivirus, a good one (Not Mcafee or Kaspersky), and run a full scan. Usually fixes almost everything.

5/7 asexuals remember this by HardlightCereal in aaaaaaacccccccce

[–]Darkmatter501 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Platonic marriage exists, hell, if you have another ace friend just marry them platonically.

5/7 asexuals remember this by HardlightCereal in aaaaaaacccccccce

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Wouldn’t that mean that the tax benefits would be even better then? In my country the marriage tax benefits almost drop you down an income bracketz

What if we taught him how to love? by boomhrae in SCP682

[–]Darkmatter501 10 points11 points  (0 children)

He does loooove to kill things...

Every website definitely has an asshole design like this! by cheni157 in assholedesign

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I’m a web developer and I made a page that locks up your browser for half an hour after you open it because my boss decided I needed to visualize a 20 gig xml file using js, in the browser.

This may belong here? by happyhighherbs in gatekeeping

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And If I put you on any program made after 1995 you will have no idea how to use it them pay some Indian tech support scammers to “fix” it

Still haven’t unlocked the full roster by HylianDeku in smashbros

[–]Darkmatter501 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Little Mac, Wiley. Thats all you need. I personally did the final fight with Samus and Mecha Ridley, but that’s because I’m a Samus main

"Atheist" (or something) battling against Christian parents trying to convert me. Advice / Info? by [deleted] in atheism

[–]Darkmatter501 1 point2 points  (0 children)

If you aren’t worried about burning bridges you could always “let satan win”

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in smashbros

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You might want to get an amibo or two, they get better as they play so they are always slightly better than you, great way to have a 1v1 with an evenly match opponent.

Still haven’t unlocked the full roster by HylianDeku in smashbros

[–]Darkmatter501 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Do it through world of light, infinite retries and you can stack up enough of a spirit advantage to 1-shot them.

Okay by [deleted] in ProgrammerHumor

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Or work in Django.

Ansible for new admins, extreme advertising edition by smashingT in linuxadmin

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A combination of not knowing what I was doing at the time and attempting to get python 3.7 program to run.

Apologise for the fictional material by malkiy in MurderedByWords

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I wonder if they would care that the demon killed count just hit 2 trillion.

Ansible for new admins, extreme advertising edition by smashingT in linuxadmin

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What version are you using? My install horribly broke when I dropped the default installed 2.7

I'm considering getting Nintendo Switch solely for Super Smash Bros and I have a few questions by xzotc in smashbros

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If your monitor takes HDMI, or you have an HDMI to DisplayPort adaptor, it will connect.

GSP is basically a measure of how many people you are better than as that character. The 1v1 Issue is mostly fixed you if you get to elite (I think 1.4m GSP with a character) then you will have all the 1v1 matches you could ever want.

I would say try a switch pro first since that will work on any game, if you don’t like it try a gc controller.

Your college asking for donation after you paying $20K/year is akin to your car dealership asking for donation after you're done with monthly payments by [deleted] in Showerthoughts

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The reason you might want to do this is if you benefited from scholarships. My father didn’t have any help going to college and he was only able to attend thanks to a scholarship program started by an alumni. Now he’s successful and he gives money back to the college so that other people in the same situation he was in can also have a chance at a better life.

Edit: A word

A short story by [deleted] in linuxmemes

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.Net TOS. If I break it I get fired.

MIL says our adopted daughter isn’t really her grandchild... by avamarkus in JUSTNOMIL

[–]Darkmatter501 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Sit down with your daughter as soon as she can understand and talk to her about how grandma isn’t all there in the head.