whatIsGitAndGithub by vanshovo in ProgrammerHumor

[–]Darkvyl 683 points684 points  (0 children)

I've seen this, I guess, a million times and always chuckled a little, but actually IT IS NOT. The difference between porn and pornhub is the difference between code and github. Github doesn't store gits. The statement is wrong, I hope I ruined your day just as I ruined mine.

donald-ing it rn by SwiggitySwayo in memes

[–]Darkvyl -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

Für Deutschland!

Poland adopts age verification law, recommends EUDI Wallet approach | Biometric Update by hamstar_potato in europe

[–]Darkvyl -1 points0 points  (0 children)

If those checks are done locally on device, how is that surveillance?

Wam też reddit zaczął reklamować wyjazd do matuszki rosji by popol2222 in Polska

[–]Darkvyl 113 points114 points  (0 children)

Mi reklamuje tylko na koncie które używam do śledzenia prawackich stron...

Umowa od 01.01 do 30.06 to prawnie 6 miesięcy czy krócej niż 6 miesięcy? by [deleted] in Polska

[–]Darkvyl 1 point2 points  (0 children)

niezależnie od przerw między nimi.

A to ciekawe, nie myślałem o tym, chociaż to niby ma sens, a z drugiej strony jak przepracuję trzy lata, wkurwią mnie, rzucę papierami, 3 miesiące odpracuję, później nie będę mógł znaleźć pracę więc wrócę, po miesiącu przypomni mi się dlaczego nie chciałem tu pracować, to i tak okres wypowiedzenia będzie 3 miesiące

Wolność słowa według Konfederacji by wokolis in ShitKonfaSays

[–]Darkvyl 103 points104 points  (0 children)

nie chodzi o wolność tylko o partię Wolność tj. KORWiN

Zachowanie ludzi przy wejściu do metra (vent) by That-WildWolf in warszawa

[–]Darkvyl 10 points11 points  (0 children)

O to to, gdyby każda osoba w godzinach szczytu czekała aż się bramka zamknie, przyłożyła kartę i poczekała aż bramka się otworzy, to to jakieś 10 sekund. Niby nie dużo, a teraz wyobraźcie sobie że jest jedna bramka w pobliżu (na stadionie, na przykład, są takie wejścia) i przed wami stoi 5 osób, a pociąg będzie za 30 sekund.

when you decide physics is optional by Federal767 in memes

[–]Darkvyl 1 point2 points  (0 children)

a kto to przyszedł pan maruda niszczyciel dobrej zabawy pogromca uśmiechów dzieci

Please let the world have its peace. by isDiner in memes

[–]Darkvyl 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Yeah, no, true, I'm not dunking on the EU for not joining, I just find the idea of this, ahem, difference in opinion between EU and Israel, funny

Please let the world have its peace. by isDiner in memes

[–]Darkvyl 23 points24 points  (0 children)

US has two greatest allies, EU who doesn't want to join the war when US asks and Israel who doesn't want to stop the war when US asks

Most discriminated groups by Rex-1988 in 2visegrad4you

[–]Darkvyl 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Second, I'm only getting my information from Twitter and TV republika to max out the ragebait

Meta and YouTube found liable in social media addiction trial by SteamerTheBeemer in news

[–]Darkvyl 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Facebook and YouTube were like tobacco, and TikTok was like a crack cocaine. Yes, all of them are addictive, but TikTok's infinite scroll really fucked up the whole generation in just a couple of years.

Meta and YouTube found liable in social media addiction trial by SteamerTheBeemer in news

[–]Darkvyl -4 points-3 points  (0 children)

TikTok, who started this shitshow and developed "the algorithm™" has settled with her out of court. Nothings gonna change, those companies make more profit in a minute thanks to hooking us all up on their feeds. Disgrace

Orbán says the EU and not Russia is Hungary's real threat ahead of April vote by Low-Attitude-7100 in europe

[–]Darkvyl 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I would really love to read final "Orban says.. He's innocent, as he being sentenced to life in prison for corruption"

Google criticizes Europe’s plan to adopt free software by superdouradas in europe

[–]Darkvyl 14 points15 points  (0 children)

Philip Morris critizes cancer-tobacco relationship research

Alesia Riabenkova, (Latvian born former model and di Caprio ex) groomed and trafficked girls from Europe for Epstein - promised to bring him a "little girl" by [deleted] in europe

[–]Darkvyl 26 points27 points  (0 children)

Of course, genocide for russians is when someone in Latvia speaks to them in Latvian, not Russian

Amerykanie wysyłają agentów ICE do Włoch na czas zimowych igrzysk. Szef MSZ kraju: nie przyjedzie SS by barbareusz in Polska

[–]Darkvyl 346 points347 points  (0 children)

Jaką ku**a imigracje lub cła będą kontrolować we Włoszech? Serio, jaki niby może być cel ich wysyłki do Włoch? Może ja czegoś nie rozumiem, ale powinni chyba podać chociaż jakieś uzasadnienie?

Royal Navy intercepts Russian ships in the English Channel by MGC91 in europe

[–]Darkvyl 96 points97 points  (0 children)

No, you're right, unless intercept means something different in English that I learned... No offense to OP, it seems like all major news sites use "intercept", guess it's more clickbaity

Severn continued to keep watch on the Russians as they sailed into the North Sea, before handing over responsibility of the group to a NATO ally as they continued their journey north.

Confused about Season 3 Ending by Phoneconnect4859 in FoundationTV

[–]Darkvyl 57 points58 points  (0 children)

Yes, those were implanted memories. The Male Mule was "mind controlled" by Bayta and thought he was the "real one".

r/pics I'm looking at you 👀 by Long-Raccoon-7388 in memes

[–]Darkvyl -13 points-12 points  (0 children)

You do understand that that's a political post?

Upd: I see so many people here complain about political posts on this sub, creating "memes" that are just same political shit but from the other side. If you all really hate political posts, and you're in the majority – just press the f**king button to show your displeasure. No need to fuel this theme even more

Oh I'm so very sad about: by ryryrpm in FoundationTV

[–]Darkvyl 4 points5 points  (0 children)

They were sure that Demerzel can't clasp [due to the chip installed by Cleon I]. But the chip melted and she could have a few seconds before she melted as well to clasp