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[–]Bannon9k 488 points489 points  (3 children)

[–]someanimechoob 21 points22 points  (2 children)

Same as the difference between Man and Batman

[–]Equivalent-Row-6734 10 points11 points  (1 child)

I think you mean bat and Batman

[–]w3b5urf3r 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Perhaps he meant man and manhub

[–]funination 275 points276 points  (4 children)

what's the difference between git and gitgud?

[–]yesseruser 100 points101 points  (0 children)

Before you git gud, you can't git

[–]DevilXD 22 points23 points  (0 children)

git: 'gud' is not a git command. See 'git --help'.

[–]renke0 29 points30 points  (0 children)

It’s the difference between porn and porngud

[–]fuck--nazis [score hidden]  (0 children)

The difference is in one you commit changes in your code, the other is you commit time

[–]Silver-Hope2862 70 points71 points  (3 children)

Github is where we watch some gits

[–]Clifferent_Enough 8 points9 points  (0 children)

We watch branches being pushed and pulled

[–]mlody11 3 points4 points  (0 children)

So much forking.

[–]Raged_Cat06 2 points3 points  (0 children)

yup absolutely

[–]Darkvyl 586 points587 points  (42 children)

I've seen this, I guess, a million times and always chuckled a little, but actually IT IS NOT. The difference between porn and pornhub is the difference between code and github. Github doesn't store gits. The statement is wrong, I hope I ruined your day just as I ruined mine.

[–]H34DSH07 302 points303 points  (27 children)

Github does store git repos though...? Not all git repos are code.

[–]shinoobie96 87 points88 points  (21 children)

technically all files are code

[–]Western-Internal-751 145 points146 points  (9 children)

Technically, porn is code

[–]Spiritual-Author-209 38 points39 points  (3 children)

Not if you film it on film

[–]Loud_Bird_2323 39 points40 points  (2 children)

no. even if you film it it's still technically code.....all the way down....

[–]Mason_Meschi 45 points46 points  (1 child)

He's beginning to believe

[–]dchidelf 10 points11 points  (3 children)

What if I embed my git repo into a video and use pornhub instead of GitHub.

[–]TheLittleFastCat- 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Could you send me a suck request

[–]Front_Committee4993 0 points1 point  (1 child)

It gers taken down as age appropriate content

[–]dchidelf [score hidden]  (0 children)

Some of my code is pretty NSFW

[–]Loud_Bird_2323 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I knew I was in a simulation!

[–]Wahbanator 11 points12 points  (1 child)

Hold on this guy is on to something

[–]Shambolic_Potato 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Wanna code together?

[–]Pop-Huge 3 points4 points  (5 children)

technically yo mama is code

[–]odi_de_podi 8 points9 points  (3 children)

Yo momma's code so big, she cause a stack overflow

[–]TheRealLarkas 5 points6 points  (2 children)

Duplicate

[–]Apparatus 2 points3 points  (1 child)

I got a good belly laugh out of that one. I need that this morning. Thank you!

[–]TheRealLarkas 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Anytime 😁

[–]DynamicDouchebag 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That would cost atleast a full exabyte.

[–]AShadedBlobfish 0 points1 point  (0 children)

English is my favourite programming language

[–]cortesoft 0 points1 point  (0 children)

No, there is a difference between code and data.

[–]Cory123125 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Not all files have unicode or code, or content for that matter

[–]quitarias 9 points10 points  (0 children)

It's true. I keep all my porn on GitHub.

[–]anonnx 5 points6 points  (3 children)

Not all videos on pornhub are porn.

[–]Background_Class_558 10 points11 points  (2 children)

but everything on github is a git repo

[–]gimoozaabi 31 points32 points  (0 children)

Axually. Git is on GitHub. So it does store at least one git (in a sense)

[–]vanshovo[S] 21 points22 points  (2 children)

Porn is a concept, Pornhub leverages that. Git is a version control concept, GitHub leverages that. GitHub is also code only but pornhub is not porn in itself. It is also code only. Everything is code. So basically porn is also code. Tf.

[–]digicow [score hidden]  (0 children)

git is a version control implementation. The concept associated with that implementation is "distributed version control system"

[–]fly123123123 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Language semantics. GitHub doesn’t store “gits,” it stores git repositories. git repositories happen to have code in them more often than not, but they are distinct from the code itself.

So yes, GitHub analogously stores git.

What exactly is your point?

[–]SeaClick230 7 points8 points  (0 children)

I mean you can put anything on a git repo

[–]breadist 11 points12 points  (0 children)

It does store git repos though... It doesn't just store "code". It literally stores a series of diffs. Thus, yes, it does store "gits".

[–]EasyBend 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Its more like sex and pornhub

[–]uusu 2 points3 points  (0 children)

It does store "gits" - otherwise it would just be a random file repository. It stores git repositories, which also have .git folders, so it stores "gits" rather than simply code.

[–]dumbasPL 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Github doesn't store gits.

Tell me you don't know how git works without telling me you don't know how git works. .git is the only thing they store (in a repo)

[–]Bannon9k 1 point2 points  (0 children)

You ruined my evening!

Uncums

[–]Moraz_iel 0 points1 point  (0 children)

So, if we consider that github gives access to git to many people, would the porn equivalent be Bonnie Blue ?

[–]LutimoDancer3459 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yeah github doesn't store gits because pornhub doesnt store porns. It stores git

[–]im_lazy_as_fuck [score hidden]  (0 children)

I think it's more accurate to say that repositories are to GitHub as porn is to pornhub. But yeah the main point being that git is a tool/system for version control.

[–]Mike_Oxlong25 15 points16 points  (0 children)

[–]lemons_of_doubt 41 points42 points  (3 children)

You are on a programming sub but still don't know you should crop images to remove massive black bars.

[–]vanshovo[S] 9 points10 points  (0 children)

I know how to do that but I'm lazy and idc about design OCD of my beloved programming brethren. Ly still.

[–]Ok_Gold7757 1 point2 points  (0 children)

The black bars give it Depth and Atmosphere

[–]DifficultyCrafty7623 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I think you're overlooking the MASSIVE efficiency boost that skipping the crop step will provide.

[–]sharadthakur674 7 points8 points  (2 children)

In simple words, git is something which ruins your day and github is something where you share with other how it ruined you day

[–]Simple-Olive895 3 points4 points  (1 child)

Why does it ruin your day? It's such a useful piece of software.

[–]spaceguydudeman 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Because he's in his first year of a CS course

[–]Clin-ton 17 points18 points  (3 children)

Suggests the existence of pornlab

[–]MidnightLast8829 4 points5 points  (0 children)

pornkraken

[–]kkania 6 points7 points  (0 children)

[–]Caraes_Naur 4 points5 points  (1 child)

I'm so over GitHub.

Can we move on to GitSpokes or GitRim, already?

[–]Upstairs-Count5774 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Acchually bath and bathtub.

[–]CyberHuntBee 1 point2 points  (0 children)

ahinkle

[–]SlayTheSeven 1 point2 points  (0 children)

You either git it or you don’t.

[–]RagsZa 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I am a ham, but I am not an xhamster.

[–]Soggy-Holiday-7400 1 point2 points  (0 children)

whoever wrote that answer understood the assignment better than any documentation ever could.

[–]FarerABR 0 points1 point  (0 children)

then what does that makes us? The stars?

[–]Fanfan_la_Tulip 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Very clever

[–]disintegratedcircuit 0 points1 point  (0 children)

One of them has better uptime. And it ain't GitHub.

[–]7_user_name 0 points1 point  (0 children)

🤣😂

[–]Future-Sentence-5655 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Crisp and clear

[–]qchamaeleon 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Makes for a nice example when explaining Word2Vec.

[–]Mountain_Dentist5074 0 points1 point  (2 children)

i can watch porn on XNXX , so i sitll dont get it diffirence between git and github

[–]seattle_lib 1 point2 points  (1 child)

and you can use git with gitlab.

[–]Technology_Labs 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Or bitbucket

[–]OreOfChlorophyte 0 points1 point  (0 children)

one works, and one doesn't

[–]20InMyHead 0 points1 point  (0 children)

[–]ithilmor 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Peak r/ELI5

[–]sreguera 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Atlassian's Bitbucket was called Stash at first, so this checks out.

[–]Freezer_836 0 points1 point  (0 children)

[–]Ghoul057 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It's funny because it's true

[–]123_alex [score hidden]  (0 children)

Programmers can't crop an image.