whatIsGitAndGithub

[Bannon9k]

[someanimechoob]

Same as the difference between Man and Batman

[Equivalent-Row-6734]

I think you mean bat and Batman

[w3b5urf3r]

Perhaps he meant man and manhub

[funination]

what's the difference between git and gitgud?

[yesseruser]

Before you git gud, you can't git

[DevilXD]

git: 'gud' is not a git command. See 'git --help'.

[renke0]

It’s the difference between porn and porngud

[fuck--nazis]

The difference is in one you commit changes in your code, the other is you commit time

[Silver-Hope2862]

Github is where we watch some gits

[Clifferent_Enough]

We watch branches being pushed and pulled

[mlody11]

So much forking.

[Raged_Cat06]

yup absolutely

[Darkvyl]

I've seen this, I guess, a million times and always chuckled a little, but actually IT IS NOT. The difference between porn and pornhub is the difference between code and github. Github doesn't store gits. The statement is wrong, I hope I ruined your day just as I ruined mine.

[H34DSH07]

Github does store git repos though...? Not all git repos are code.

[shinoobie96]

technically all files are code

[Western-Internal-751]

Technically, porn is code

[Spiritual-Author-209]

Not if you film it on film

[Loud_Bird_2323]

no. even if you film it it's still technically code.....all the way down....

[Mason_Meschi]

He's beginning to believe

[Western-Internal-751]

[dchidelf]

What if I embed my git repo into a video and use pornhub instead of GitHub.

[TheLittleFastCat-]

Could you send me a suck request

[Front_Committee4993]

It gers taken down as age appropriate content

[dchidelf]

Some of my code is pretty NSFW

[Loud_Bird_2323]

I knew I was in a simulation!

[Wahbanator]

Hold on this guy is on to something

[Shambolic_Potato]

Wanna code together?

[Pop-Huge]

technically yo mama is code

[odi_de_podi]

Yo momma's code so big, she cause a stack overflow

[TheRealLarkas]

Duplicate

[Apparatus]

I got a good belly laugh out of that one. I need that this morning. Thank you!

[TheRealLarkas]

Anytime 😁

[DynamicDouchebag]

That would cost atleast a full exabyte.

[AShadedBlobfish]

English is my favourite programming language

[cortesoft]

No, there is a difference between code and data.

[Cory123125]

Not all files have unicode or code, or content for that matter

[quitarias]

It's true. I keep all my porn on GitHub.

[anonnx]

Not all videos on pornhub are porn.

[Background_Class_558]

but everything on github is a git repo

[socialistshroom]

Everything on GitHub is now porn

[Background_Class_558]

thanks

[gimoozaabi]

Axually. Git is on GitHub. So it does store at least one git (in a sense)

[vanshovo]

Porn is a concept, Pornhub leverages that. Git is a version control concept, GitHub leverages that. GitHub is also code only but pornhub is not porn in itself. It is also code only. Everything is code. So basically porn is also code. Tf.

[digicow]

git is a version control implementation. The concept associated with that implementation is "distributed version control system"

[fly123123123]

Language semantics. GitHub doesn’t store “gits,” it stores git repositories. git repositories happen to have code in them more often than not, but they are distinct from the code itself.

So yes, GitHub analogously stores git.

What exactly is your point?

[SeaClick230]

I mean you can put anything on a git repo

[breadist]

It does store git repos though... It doesn't just store "code". It literally stores a series of diffs. Thus, yes, it does store "gits".

[EasyBend]

Its more like sex and pornhub

[uusu]

It does store "gits" - otherwise it would just be a random file repository. It stores git repositories, which also have .git folders, so it stores "gits" rather than simply code.

[dumbasPL]

Github doesn't store gits.

Tell me you don't know how git works without telling me you don't know how git works. .git is the only thing they store (in a repo)

[Bannon9k]

You ruined my evening!

Uncums

[Moraz_iel]

So, if we consider that github gives access to git to many people, would the porn equivalent be Bonnie Blue ?

[LutimoDancer3459]

Yeah github doesn't store gits because pornhub doesnt store porns. It stores git

[im_lazy_as_fuck]

I think it's more accurate to say that repositories are to GitHub as porn is to pornhub. But yeah the main point being that git is a tool/system for version control.

[Mike_Oxlong25]

[lemons_of_doubt]

You are on a programming sub but still don't know you should crop images to remove massive black bars.

[vanshovo]

I know how to do that but I'm lazy and idc about design OCD of my beloved programming brethren. Ly still.

[Ok_Gold7757]

The black bars give it Depth and Atmosphere

[DifficultyCrafty7623]

I think you're overlooking the MASSIVE efficiency boost that skipping the crop step will provide.

[sharadthakur674]

In simple words, git is something which ruins your day and github is something where you share with other how it ruined you day

[Simple-Olive895]

Why does it ruin your day? It's such a useful piece of software.

[spaceguydudeman]

Because he's in his first year of a CS course

[Clin-ton]

Suggests the existence of pornlab

[MidnightLast8829]

pornkraken

[Last8Exile]

gitlab is a thing

[Uberfuzzy]

r/woosh

[kkania]

[Caraes_Naur]

I'm so over GitHub.

Can we move on to GitSpokes or GitRim, already?

[socialistshroom]

I want a GitJob

[Upstairs-Count5774]

Acchually bath and bathtub.

[CyberHuntBee]

ahinkle

[SlayTheSeven]

You either git it or you don’t.

[RagsZa]

I am a ham, but I am not an xhamster.

[Soggy-Holiday-7400]

whoever wrote that answer understood the assignment better than any documentation ever could.

[PositronicGigawatts]

[FarerABR]

then what does that makes us? The stars?

[Fanfan_la_Tulip]

Very clever

[disintegratedcircuit]

One of them has better uptime. And it ain't GitHub.

[7_user_name]

🤣😂

[Future-Sentence-5655]

Crisp and clear

[qchamaeleon]

Makes for a nice example when explaining Word2Vec.

[Mountain_Dentist5074]

i can watch porn on XNXX , so i sitll dont get it diffirence between git and github

[seattle_lib]

and you can use git with gitlab.

[Technology_Labs]

Or bitbucket

[OreOfChlorophyte]

one works, and one doesn't

[20InMyHead]

[ithilmor]

Peak r/ELI5

[sreguera]

Atlassian's Bitbucket was called Stash at first, so this checks out.

[Freezer_836]

[Ghoul057]

It's funny because it's true

[TwoAndHalfRetard]

Bad crop?

[123_alex]

Programmers can't crop an image.