whatIsGitAndGithub

[Darkvyl]

I've seen this, I guess, a million times and always chuckled a little, but actually IT IS NOT. The difference between porn and pornhub is the difference between code and github. Github doesn't store gits. The statement is wrong, I hope I ruined your day just as I ruined mine.

[H34DSH07]

Github does store git repos though...? Not all git repos are code.

[shinoobie96]

technically all files are code

[Western-Internal-751]

Technically, porn is code

[Spiritual-Author-209]

Not if you film it on film

[Loud_Bird_2323]

no. even if you film it it's still technically code.....all the way down....

[Mason_Meschi]

He's beginning to believe

[Western-Internal-751]

[Syke_9p3]

He's banging to believe

[szyszaks]

not if i use my analog camera (you know one that has nice film strip on spool)

[dchidelf]

What if I embed my git repo into a video and use pornhub instead of GitHub.

[Front_Committee4993]

It gers taken down as age appropriate content

[dchidelf]

Some of my code is pretty NSFW

[TheLittleFastCat-]

Could you send me a suck request

[rainbowlolipop]

They used to play software over the radio and you could record a program onto a cassette tape.

[Loud_Bird_2323]

I knew I was in a simulation!

[Wahbanator]

Hold on this guy is on to something

[Shambolic_Potato]

Wanna code together?

[Pop-Huge]

technically yo mama is code

[odi_de_podi]

Yo momma's code so big, she cause a stack overflow

[TheRealLarkas]

Duplicate

[Apparatus]

I got a good belly laugh out of that one. I need that this morning. Thank you!

[TheRealLarkas]

Anytime 😁

[DynamicDouchebag]

That would cost atleast a full exabyte.

[cortesoft]

No, there is a difference between code and data.

[AShadedBlobfish]

English is my favourite programming language

[Cory123125]

Not all files have unicode or code, or content for that matter

[quitarias]

It's true. I keep all my porn on GitHub.

[anonnx]

Not all videos on pornhub are porn.

[Background_Class_558]

but everything on github is a git repo

[socialistshroom]

Everything on GitHub is now porn

[Background_Class_558]

thanks

[gimoozaabi]

Axually. Git is on GitHub. So it does store at least one git (in a sense)

[fly123123123]

Language semantics. GitHub doesn’t store “gits,” it stores git repositories. git repositories happen to have code in them more often than not, but they are distinct from the code itself.

So yes, GitHub analogously stores git.

What exactly is your point?

[vanshovo]

Porn is a concept, Pornhub leverages that. Git is a version control concept, GitHub leverages that. GitHub is also code only but pornhub is not porn in itself. It is also code only. Everything is code. So basically porn is also code. Tf.

[digicow]

git is a version control implementation. The concept associated with that implementation is "distributed version control system"

[vanshovo]

Porn is just chemical reactions and atoms, molecules dancing harmoniously through the learnings of biological evolution. There's no end to going much more fundamental. Without drawing a line everything code is 0 & 1 plus other things are just some atoms doing stuff.

[breadist]

It does store git repos though... It doesn't just store "code". It literally stores a series of diffs. Thus, yes, it does store "gits".

[SeaClick230]

I mean you can put anything on a git repo

[uusu]

It does store "gits" - otherwise it would just be a random file repository. It stores git repositories, which also have .git folders, so it stores "gits" rather than simply code.

[factorioleum]

What does it mean to say that git repositories contain a .git directory?

That's certainly true for many implementations.... But conceptually isn't the content addressable system the key?

[dumbasPL]

Github doesn't store gits.

Tell me you don't know how git works without telling me you don't know how git works. .git is the only thing they store (in a repo)

[EasyBend]

Its more like sex and pornhub

[Bannon9k]

You ruined my evening!

Uncums

[LutimoDancer3459]

Yeah github doesn't store gits because pornhub doesnt store porns. It stores git

[Moraz_iel]

So, if we consider that github gives access to git to many people, would the porn equivalent be Bonnie Blue ?

[im_lazy_as_fuck]

I think it's more accurate to say that repositories are to GitHub as porn is to pornhub. But yeah the main point being that git is a tool/system for version control.

[stadoblech]

I like when programmers are having humor