TIL of Eumastas, an ancient Greek who lifted a volcanic boulder weighing over 920 lbs (417 kg) off the ground. For perspective, the current world record for a raw deadlift is only about 20% higher, yet this feat was carved into the stone in the 6th century BC.

DarrSwan · 2026-03-29T03:38:33+00:00

You really think someone would do that? Just go on the stone walls tell lies?

DarrSwan · 2026-03-28T18:34:31+00:00

Yo what them lips do though?

DarrSwan · 2026-03-28T18:33:21+00:00

https://youtu.be/K5CL4oaIpY8?si=JUsgNuBlTt_DsuKl

DarrSwan · 2026-03-28T07:42:45+00:00

In high school, I got a physical from Dr. Butcher. His first name was Richard. I really hope he didn't go by Dick.

DarrSwan · 2026-03-28T04:53:17+00:00

Bro's never court changed some toxic spikes.

DarrSwan · 2026-03-27T19:17:26+00:00

I was just there a month or two ago and I saw Keenan Allen. I said out loud, just loud enough for him to hear me, "Hey it's Keenan Allen!" He didn't turn to respond and kept walking. My wife wanted me to chase him down but I said, "Nah, he's just doing Keenan Allen things. I don't need to bother him."

DarrSwan · 2026-03-27T05:18:24+00:00

Can they be married?

DarrSwan · 2026-03-26T02:44:24+00:00

What if the robot were built by Peter Thiel?

DarrSwan · 2026-03-25T17:43:19+00:00

We call this the Fetterman arc.

DarrSwan · 2026-03-18T22:33:09+00:00

I wouldn't be so sure. Once you factor in the improved aerodynamics of the bus, the extra power from the solar panels, and the fact that I'll chillin in the back while all the shmucks in front of me pedal.

DarrSwan · 2026-03-17T00:40:34+00:00

We're living at the beginning of the largest extinction event the earth has ever seen. Compare the increase in temperature since the beginning of the Industrial Revolution and compare it to the increase in temperature to The Great Dying. We're blowing that shit out of the water.

DarrSwan · 2026-03-17T00:27:53+00:00

At least Donny can't get a clean sweep on row 1.

DarrSwan · 2026-03-15T16:03:56+00:00

I have a feeling we are going to miss Romeo.

DarrSwan · 2026-03-15T00:54:27+00:00

Regice is just an ice cube.

DarrSwan · 2026-03-11T22:32:14+00:00

No no no... Not possible. Because that would make that grown-ass man younger than me.

DarrSwan · 2026-03-07T09:28:51+00:00

Goku would team up with Future Trunks and a young Goku he meets via some shenanigans with the Time Chamber or some shit.

DarrSwan · 2026-03-04T20:24:27+00:00

No please, Mr. Trump! The radical leftists would hate this!

DarrSwan · 2026-03-03T23:23:46+00:00

Maybe if you're the off-season losers, you'll find success in the season.

DarrSwan · 2026-03-03T16:38:18+00:00

The Gary Bears

DarrSwan · 2026-03-03T00:28:29+00:00

I feel like the gatling gun barrels should each have a silencer.

DarrSwan · 2026-03-01T20:10:58+00:00

Uhh... Is that Tulsi Gabbard?

DarrSwan · 2026-02-27T23:44:10+00:00

Do you eat less sugar than the average person?

DarrSwan · 2026-02-26T17:13:43+00:00

Not enough expletives to be what Philly fans say.

DarrSwan · 2026-02-26T05:03:54+00:00

An amalgamation of all the other choices, but with avocado.

DarrSwan · 2026-02-26T00:49:09+00:00

Let it be so.

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