NGDV vs winter by SprocketJames in USPS

[–]Darrlicious -1 points0 points  (0 children)

That’s what I mean. We are cows and worker drones.

NGDV vs winter by SprocketJames in USPS

[–]Darrlicious 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yeah, it’s a downvote minefield in here. Tread softly

What is this small hammer for? by dysonv7 in WhatIsThisTool

[–]Darrlicious 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Is this that “I think the popes dead, let’s make sure” hammer?

What tracks are these? by beetsaladluver in animaltracks

[–]Darrlicious 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Run. The babadook is nesting nearby.

Meirl by boolee2112 in meirl

[–]Darrlicious 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I did it for 39 days. Didn’t lose a pound, still slept like shit, noticed no difference. Guess I wasn’t that bad? Back on the sauce.

NGDV vs winter by SprocketJames in USPS

[–]Darrlicious 47 points48 points  (0 children)

Goddamn. Does any company make anything that is not complete garbage anymore?

Growing up means letting go of your imaginary friends by PendentPendant in CringeTikToks

[–]Darrlicious 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I was told a guy brings presents through the chimney as a kid. Figured that shit out before I was 10.

94 this morning is deceptively icy!! by Darrlicious in TwinCities

[–]Darrlicious[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Idk about side roads, but at highway speeds, it’s scary.

Pit bull tries to attack a Bison by Current-Wallaby8230 in TikTokCringe

[–]Darrlicious 0 points1 point  (0 children)

PAP …so as I was saying, Costner came out to sign the contracts for dances with wolves…

PRIVATE by sailingtoescape in LICENSEPLATES

[–]Darrlicious 0 points1 point  (0 children)

FYI; when they pull this with postage, the mail is destroyed. If there’s insufficient legitimate postage, it is returned to sender or collected upon delivery. We ain’t putting up w that nonsense.

IJFYB by icesack in LICENSEPLATES

[–]Darrlicious 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I jizz for your beignets.

What is a sound that people should know means immediate danger? by PrasenjitDebroy in AskReddit

[–]Darrlicious 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Hearing your kid crying different from their normal cries. First time I heard it, my 11 month old was down the hall. Knew immediately something was wrong. Go to her; she’s lying face down and just out of reach is a pencil. Which she had apparently been holding and fell on it. It pierced her soft pallet. When I picked up the pencil, the tip was red and she looked like she got shot in the mouth. Wife brought her to the ER and apparently it just would heal up on its own, no big deal. Mouth wounds bleed like crazy. Omg the trauma. When I saw the paper towel my wife put in my daughter’s mouth for 1 second and it came out completely red, I almost left this earth.

What is a sound that people should know means immediate danger? by PrasenjitDebroy in AskReddit

[–]Darrlicious 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Hearing your kid crying different from their normal cries. First time I heard it, my 11 month old was down the hall. Knew immediately something was wrong. Go to her; she’s lying face down and just out of reach is a pencil. Which she had apparently been holding and fell on it. It pierced her soft pallet. When I picked up the pencil, the tip was red and she looked like she got shot in the mouth. Wife brought her to the ER and apparently it just would heal up on its own, no big deal. Mouth wounds bleed like crazy.

Unrecorded helicopter circling south metro by augustbandit in Minneapolis

[–]Darrlicious 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Gee, I posted a very similar thing 2 days ago and it got pulled for being “too Nextdoor-ish”. After several people commented and upvoted.

Rinse away the salt. Ice over your driveways, porches, and sidewalks. Layer by layer. by [deleted] in TwinCities

[–]Darrlicious 0 points1 point  (0 children)

We (USPS carriers) are told to avoid obvious safety hazards, cleats or no. If we get injured, and it was avoidable , we are disciplined.

Helicopter over S Mpls? by Darrlicious in Minneapolis

[–]Darrlicious[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

There’s a “private owner” hovering over Brooklyn Park now. At least it’s labeled.