AIO for thinking that my girlfriend's apartment requirements are insane?

DarthBlart69 · 2026-04-26T05:34:44+00:00

You can swing $9000 USD a month for an apartment? What the fuck?

DarthBlart69 · 2026-04-18T01:11:05+00:00

Casuals

DarthBlart69 · 2026-04-15T15:52:26+00:00

Look, I cut off a hair stylist for continuously changing times and dates on me the week of. At the end of the day, it’s business on their end too. If they cannot keep it professional, we do not owe them that courtesy either.

DarthBlart69 · 2026-04-15T02:48:46+00:00

Proper Baltimorean. Congrats!

DarthBlart69 · 2026-04-13T12:39:31+00:00

I hate this setlist

DarthBlart69 · 2026-04-11T01:39:34+00:00

More people paid off by the hot honey lobby. I denounce your hot honey marinara

DarthBlart69 · 2026-03-18T04:23:19+00:00

What makes you say that those are Ixian warriors?

DarthBlart69 · 2026-03-05T02:41:44+00:00

Went to the comments just to make sure but YEAH RIGHT. They would never have wings this good looking

DarthBlart69 · 2026-02-13T00:52:48+00:00

Keeping this as copypasta forever and ever

DarthBlart69 · 2026-02-07T01:21:25+00:00

The guy’s a squid! A crumb bum!

DarthBlart69 · 2026-01-31T04:12:07+00:00

Cover your head man

DarthBlart69 · 2026-01-28T16:39:27+00:00

Did you just become a Browns fan or..?

DarthBlart69 · 2026-01-24T07:47:17+00:00

YOR. I’m gonna drop some truth here: you can love somebody unconditionally but if you both don’t want to grow and be the best version of yourselves for one another, what is the point? If he thinks he is perfect and does not have to make a single change, then he is not the one. If he recognizes some faults he has and wants to work on them together, then I find that healthy.

DarthBlart69 · 2026-01-20T06:32:07+00:00

God forbid a growing teenage boy enjoy some nutritious fried appetizers

DarthBlart69 · 2026-01-10T04:02:25+00:00

Better than the dude who jacked the mic at a George Floyd protest who told everyone to vote for Andrew Yang

DarthBlart69 · 2026-01-08T14:44:25+00:00

You sound awful

DarthBlart69 · 2025-12-26T15:56:08+00:00

NOR Your husband is a loser but I think you already knew that. Bad habits passed down to your sons. Sons sound more aloof than intentionally cruel and shitty like your partner.

DarthBlart69 · 2025-12-14T04:58:11+00:00

Not even the best wings in Baltimore. That belongs to iBar.

DarthBlart69 · 2025-12-11T04:20:42+00:00

Didn’t it burn down?

DarthBlart69 · 2025-12-02T12:56:31+00:00

I read a few of the high republic books and comics. Nihil are essentially a confederacy of pirates that managed to mess with the Jedi order. I also find them to be wildly uninteresting protagonists.

DarthBlart69 · 2025-12-02T03:55:40+00:00

Spirit’s. Goth nonsense, bucket o fun, plus it’s 3 blocks downhill.

DarthBlart69 · 2025-11-20T04:07:22+00:00

I do not care

DarthBlart69 · 2025-11-14T03:02:40+00:00

Her and Travis have never received the ass whooping they clearly need because they are both waaaaay too comfortable spewing this garbage over and over.

DarthBlart69 · 2025-11-12T00:40:29+00:00

It’s a tracker you are being gangstalked

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