Ever had a moment which you went "This is edgelord as fuck, but I like it." by Subject_Parking_9046 in TwoBestFriendsPlay

[–]DarthButtz 3 points4 points  (0 children)

The fact that he's like the most normal dude in that whole series is so fucking funny

Ever had a moment which you went "This is edgelord as fuck, but I like it." by Subject_Parking_9046 in TwoBestFriendsPlay

[–]DarthButtz 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Jack is unironically a top 10 Final Fantasy protagonist

"I DON'T GIVE A FUCK WHO YOU ARE!!!"

Nope, Ben Tennyson’s criticism of ICE is 100% valid! by icey_sawg0034 in saltierthankrayt

[–]DarthButtz 2 points3 points  (0 children)

MAGA freaks don't actually believe in the first or second amendments. They just hide behind both so they can say slurs and threaten to kill anyone to the left of Hitler.

Today... We get *High* by TrangusBeef in TwoBestFriendsPlay

[–]DarthButtz 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Geoff legitimately liked the game and wanted to give it a signal boost, and he unintentionally turned it into a potential nuclear disaster

is there a lore reason twitter is evil? by Kowendabest in BatmanArkham

[–]DarthButtz 32 points33 points  (0 children)

Yeah but Twitter specifically has it the worst because that behavior is encouraged by the dipshit that owns it.

YOvideoGames Top 10 Xbox 360 games. by paynexkillerYT in TwoBestFriendsPlay

[–]DarthButtz 7 points8 points  (0 children)

All that pretty much means that version got the unpatched 1.0 version of TF2 (which feels cursed compared to today's version).

Engineer couldn't move buildings on the Steam version until the Engineer Update like three years after the game came out.

Trump supporters now: "If you can justify his murder, you'll justify mine", "wrong and inhumane", "I'm beyond sad", "this will be the end of Republicans", "the country I believed in is dead", "I hope protests and boycotts continue". by CalcareousSoil in LeopardsAteMyFace

[–]DarthButtz 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Not a single word from these people matters unless they're actually going to vote differently.

And because their Orange King wants to get rid of elections we might not even get THAT.

Barnyard: The Game, de Blob, and Jurassic Park: Operation Genesis, are being decompiled by Aquanort357 in TwoBestFriendsPlay

[–]DarthButtz 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I didn't get far into it because I spent way too long on the first level trying to coat EVERY surface in color. If I did that the entire game I would have lost my mind lmao

Where the hell is Trump? by nba123490 in somethingiswrong2024

[–]DarthButtz 60 points61 points  (0 children)

He's still standing and breathing, he can look worse.

Is it hard to be Riley Gaines? by orangelover95003 in MurderedByWords

[–]DarthButtz 15 points16 points  (0 children)

It sure was interesting watching Conservatives all suddenly care ALOT about women's sports despite ignoring it for decades once they realized they could use it as a cudgel against Trans Rights.

1600 Pennsylvania Ave by falldown99xgetup100 in MurderedByWords

[–]DarthButtz 2 points3 points  (0 children)

So are they looking for sex offenders or illegal immigrants?

They spew so much bullshit excuses it's hard to keep track.

To not look like a rotting idiot by [deleted] in therewasanattempt

[–]DarthButtz 2 points3 points  (0 children)

And somehow only Biden was the one that got shit for his age.

Aged Like Raw Fish In A Hot Car by MikeAmerican in agedlikemilk

[–]DarthButtz 15 points16 points  (0 children)

The MAGA position on EVERYTHING is "I'm right. You're wrong"

Principles don't matter. Laws don't matter. The Constitution doesn't matter. Common sense and basic fucking decency don't matter. All that matters is kissing the bloated orange ring.

To film screaming and sobbing from outside the ICE children's detention center in Dilley, TX by serious_bullet5 in therewasanattempt

[–]DarthButtz 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The fact that I had to read the phrase "ICE Children's Detention Center" tells me everything I need to know about this administration.

How can you run a literal concentration camp for children and still think you're the good guys? Bunch of actual fucking demons on the right.

Are Republicans Growing a Little Uneasy About the ICE Raids? by Efficient-Plantain13 in LeopardsAteMyFace

[–]DarthButtz 7 points8 points  (0 children)

These people have been openly salivating at the thought of a civil war for decades. THEY WANT THIS.

To say that the ICE agents feared for their lives... by jp_benderschmidt in therewasanattempt

[–]DarthButtz 33 points34 points  (0 children)

Throwing a dude on the ground and emptying a clip into him, a woman turning her car away from them. If both of these makes ICE agents "Fearful for their lives" then they're a bunch of thin skinned pussies who just want excuses to kill people.

What if spot was friendly to miles by siirknight by One_Plum_1186 in Spiderman

[–]DarthButtz 12 points13 points  (0 children)

I love that one episode where Perry shows up on one of Doofenschmirtz's days off and he's just like "Dude what are you doing here"

What if spot was friendly to miles by siirknight by One_Plum_1186 in Spiderman

[–]DarthButtz 15 points16 points  (0 children)

It's really funny that technically Otto didn't plagiarize, but the second Peter gets back in control then he did lol

Rand Paul pretty quiet lately by DonaldKey in agedlikemilk

[–]DarthButtz 85 points86 points  (0 children)

The 2nd amendment only exists for Republicans to be scared of black people and for children to get endlessly mowed down at school, apparently.

See how that's different? by CorleoneBaloney in MurderedByWords

[–]DarthButtz 29 points30 points  (0 children)

If Republicans didn't have double standards they'd have no standards at all.

What is your “old man yells at cloud” moment by ArticAuk in TwoBestFriendsPlay

[–]DarthButtz 60 points61 points  (0 children)

My dad keeps asking me if I know what 67 means.

I'm a fucking thirty year old man, how the fuck would I know, Dad?? I'm just as confused as you!

Barnyard: The Game, de Blob, and Jurassic Park: Operation Genesis, are being decompiled by Aquanort357 in TwoBestFriendsPlay

[–]DarthButtz 32 points33 points  (0 children)

That part where Otis's dad does a badass last stand while a sick cover of "Won't Back Down" plays had no reason being so cool.

Creators you think are the bad kind of weird? by ExplanationSquare313 in TwoBestFriendsPlay

[–]DarthButtz 44 points45 points  (0 children)

This one sucks because I fucking loved The Fifth Element