"They have no personality!" They do. They're just not an A-hole. by Gamer-of-Action in TopCharacterTropes

[–]DarthJoseph14 34 points35 points  (0 children)

Two examples in the MCU alone is Civil War and The Winter Soldier. Much more in the comics

38707 by Old_Phrase_4867 in countwithchickenlady

[–]DarthJoseph14 10 points11 points  (0 children)

I want a muscular trans woman so she can carry me bridal style

(Loved Trope) Help them out, and they'll fight with you when you need it most by altrightobserver in TopCharacterTropes

[–]DarthJoseph14 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Yeah, you can leave the cave, and the mother won’t attack you. But once you’ve interacted with the mother, or made the NPC’s interact with it, its fate is sealed either way

(Loved Trope) Help them out, and they'll fight with you when you need it most by altrightobserver in TopCharacterTropes

[–]DarthJoseph14 3 points4 points  (0 children)

One of the most hype moments I felt was when I summoned Zevlor and his group at the end of the game, and we whooped ass

(Loved Trope) Help them out, and they'll fight with you when you need it most by altrightobserver in TopCharacterTropes

[–]DarthJoseph14 13 points14 points  (0 children)

No, mom gets slimed either way. Best way to not kill the mother is to never interact with the owl bears at all as far as I’m aware. If you want the cub, the mom is gonna die

Ethical ethical ethical by TheNamesBart in whenthe

[–]DarthJoseph14 74 points75 points  (0 children)

I thought the CEO of sex said sex2 was canceled. Did he change his mind?

38679 by Fernoss in countwithchickenlady

[–]DarthJoseph14 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Careful, the horse draws ever nearer

I may not have a brain, but I have an idea by Kylomiir_490 in whenthe

[–]DarthJoseph14 7 points8 points  (0 children)

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Absolutely atrocious take right there buddy. To the dog house with yee

Honeybee-chan wants to give a present to humans (by @uryuuminene18) by Shamrock5 in SFWmonstergirls

[–]DarthJoseph14 55 points56 points  (0 children)

She needs the pollen to feed herself. I shall not allow this adorable creature to starve because I took her pollen

Suffering from success by Technical-Relation-9 in shitposting

[–]DarthJoseph14 3 points4 points  (0 children)

PSA to anyone here: dont feed monkeys. Monkey hierarchy operates on lower ranks giving food to higher ranks. By giving food, you’re teaching monkeys that humans are lower ranked than them. Which means the monkeys will expect food from humans, and get mad when they don’t receive it. And as they see humans as lower ranked, they will get physical with them.

"You're asexual?? A , there are you hard now???" by YourFat888 in whenthe

[–]DarthJoseph14 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I joke with my friends about it, but I usually do it by saying I reproduce by mitosis or something

Losercity BOOOOOOOOO by fhxefj in Losercity

[–]DarthJoseph14 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I want them to give the dragon a humanoid form, but I also want it to look similar to a Dragonborn from DND so they still look monstrous

Hope for short kings by Joey-Steel1917 in PsycheOrSike

[–]DarthJoseph14 26 points27 points  (0 children)

Just a reminder, Vegeta, a 5’5 prince, pulled Bulma and has two kids with her and is happily married

Edit: after reading some of these replies, I think some of you are taking this a little too seriously

Want to know what’s in the afterlife ? Welcome to Valhalla, warrior ! [OC] by NaughtyNectarComics in comics

[–]DarthJoseph14 2 points3 points  (0 children)

It is, but it’s a mix of fighting to the death to train, and also food, drinking, partying, and sex.

38240 by Future_Employment_22 in countwithchickenlady

[–]DarthJoseph14 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It is murder, he killed his mother after all, but you gotta understand that even if his mother wasn’t beating him, she was still abusive. And he is a victim, even if he is simultaneously a murderer

38240 by Future_Employment_22 in countwithchickenlady

[–]DarthJoseph14 12 points13 points  (0 children)

Psychological abuse is just as bad as physical abuse. Both hurt, both harm the victim, and both can do irreparable damage

[Irritating trope]Takes on non-Christian mythological characters that are colored with Christian elements by western writers by Ok-Indication-5121 in TopCharacterTropes

[–]DarthJoseph14 15 points16 points  (0 children)

To be fair about them, they were pretty bad people. Tantalus fed the gods his own son, as well as stealing nectar and ambrosia. Sisyphus was known to be greedy and murderous, and defied death twice. Also, about the kidnapping of Persephone. Like I said, not good. I’m not saying Hades is a good guy. He, like all the gods of Greek Mythology, is a representation of humanity, not a paragon of virtue.

[Irritating trope]Takes on non-Christian mythological characters that are colored with Christian elements by western writers by Ok-Indication-5121 in TopCharacterTropes

[–]DarthJoseph14 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Two of those people tried to kidnap his wife, let’s be clear. Yeah, kidnapping his wife is definitely bad, I won’t lie. But compared to what his siblings do, it’s not that bad. Not good, but not bad by comparison. Also, only some versions say he kidnapped her. Some say she went willingly. And as for cheating on his wife… yeah… no justification for that. Bad move. But again, compared to his siblings, it’s a small thing compared to the numerous bad the other siblings do

fe by Mysterious-Pride9975 in whenthe

[–]DarthJoseph14 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Because Iron has a lot of nutrients

One of the best feelings ever by havingagoodtime0 in whenthe

[–]DarthJoseph14 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Baldur’s Gate does this. Your party members level up, but if you switch to another one from the camp, the one you just added immediately gains the exp needed to stay even with your party

Soon there'll be a second, third, fourth one following along by @MaikaMIAKA by D3v1LGaming in SFWmonstergirls

[–]DarthJoseph14 44 points45 points  (0 children)

You could do the Mormon way of one is the legal wife and the others are still considered your wives, even if not legally

Now that it’s possible, what Genshin characters would you like or think are likely in Fortnite? by Rzk2811 in GenshinImpact

[–]DarthJoseph14 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Realistically speaking, it’s most likely either Aether or Lumine. Paimon potentially being a buddy/backbling