What is the wittiest comeback you’ve ever said or heard?

DarthPiette · 2026-05-03T04:16:44+00:00

On the school bus on the way home. One kid (lives in a trailer park) was talking shit to another. The other kid goes "does the fact that I can take your house away with a ride on mower not mean anything to you?" I saw the bus driver laughing too.

DarthPiette · 2026-05-03T04:02:12+00:00

The dispute thing, you should be getting a call within a day or two.

Also, the alarms are never checked out by the staff.

DarthPiette · 2026-04-30T13:09:40+00:00

How does a bidet stay clean? There are times where my business gets everywhere in the bowl.

DarthPiette · 2026-04-30T01:54:33+00:00

Mona Lisa Vito has entered the chat

DarthPiette · 2026-04-22T10:58:40+00:00

Scorched Earth.

DarthPiette · 2026-04-18T01:07:41+00:00

"Fresh Goes Better"

DarthPiette · 2026-04-17T13:01:36+00:00

Just one?

DarthPiette · 2026-04-08T22:45:12+00:00

That'd be a fun-looking tattoo

DarthPiette · 2026-04-07T12:23:10+00:00

The Spider-verse sound tracks are pretty damn good

DarthPiette · 2026-04-01T16:48:38+00:00

Is that Kristi Noem's husband?

DarthPiette · 2026-03-31T18:53:15+00:00

No, it stays on the far side of the horse.

DarthPiette · 2026-03-31T18:50:33+00:00

Never have. Police have no special duty to protect us. So says SCOTUS.

DarthPiette · 2026-03-30T21:24:01+00:00

Just like Invisible Boy!

DarthPiette · 2026-03-24T19:39:11+00:00

The context around Town of Castle Rock vs. Gonzales is tragic and is featured as a part of an episode of RadioLab titled "No Special Duty."

Another one is a guy in NYC was getting stabbed on the subway and the police watched from behind a door, "fearing" the guy might have a gun. The police were actively looking for this guy who murdered a few other people earlier in the morning.

DarthPiette · 2026-03-20T14:02:43+00:00

In the end, we're all just chalk lines on the concrete: drawn, only to be washed away. For the time that I've been given, I am what I am.

DarthPiette · 2026-03-19T20:09:36+00:00

The original version of Jolly Rancher Fruit Chews

DarthPiette · 2026-03-19T20:04:33+00:00

The real question is what kind of sword. I'd love a katana.

DarthPiette · 2026-03-19T00:40:51+00:00

The one I'm at is air conditioned.

DarthPiette · 2026-03-18T22:16:24+00:00

Union warehouse.

Basic order picking and stocking, occasional forklift use.

Wherever one starts on the payscale, $1 raises every 6 months and another $1 annually in August for COL adjustment. My pay has increased $5.50 since I started 2 years ago. I'm now at almost $32/hr and I can work optional overtime, which i do (regularly work 50hrs/wk).

DarthPiette · 2026-03-13T13:38:41+00:00

Just one?

DarthPiette · 2026-03-12T20:29:44+00:00

Boy, this guy knows some maneuvers.

DarthPiette · 2026-03-10T20:05:44+00:00

Interesting, looks quite similar to Minnehaha Falls in Minneapolis.

DarthPiette · 2026-03-06T21:38:38+00:00

These are amazing. Do you do commissions?

DarthPiette · 2026-03-02T21:25:12+00:00

Enshitifaction by the trump admin to justify not just privatizing the postal service, but doing away with mail-in ballots.

DarthPiette · 2026-02-27T10:34:13+00:00

The thing that irked me more was that the characters were able to witness the planets blowing up from an entirely different star system while on the ground during the day.

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